Holymatrimonty - Young, Fun, Marriage Celebrant

24/04/2025

Back from a week of fiancé-ing at full throttle:

1. Stayed in the most perfect airbnb
2. Wined & Dined
3. Cracked the whip at Ted & Brian’s wedding (literally)
4. Got engaged to my amazing .ticee
5. Surprised Dyl with blooms by .abigail
6. Demolished a spread 7. Explored a bit of Tasssie
8. Fed some hungry Highland cows
9. Came home to a masterpiece by

Consider us officially Engayged 💍 and dangerously well-fed!😋

22/04/2025

Worried about guests being uncomfortable because you’re skipping tradition? Here’s my professional advice: tell them to get fcked.

Your wedding isn’t a family reunion for outdated expectations. It’s your day, your way and if Aunty Mavis wants to clutch her pearls because there’s no bouquet toss or you’ve swapped “Wedding March” for Beyoncé, that’s on her.

Be bold. Be you. Be blissfully unbothered. For this and more tradition busting truths, have a listen to Pt2 of my chat with Camille of on the

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08/04/2025

When your ceremony has the couple literally bending over backwards laughing… you know you’re doing something right.

Loved hitching absolute legends Hannah & Oliver in a ceremony full of big laughs, big love, and just the right amount of chaos. If you’re not howling mid-vows, are you even doing it right?

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25/03/2025

PSA for all wedding guests: If you’ve got your phone out during the ceremony, I’ll whip you. 📵🤣

When two legends are up there, pouring their hearts out, the last thing they wanna see is your phone blocking the view. So, let’s leave the snapping to the pros!

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18/03/2025

Nat & Kim didn’t just get hitched, they threw down at their reception like absolute legends.🥂🔥

And if you thought the ceremony was a showstopper, you should’ve seen the dance floor. bought the vibes & I had an outfit change to full Leather Daddy mode - chaps on & cheeks out!🍑

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06/03/2025

Turns out the key to a long and happy marriage is publicly debating who’s more dramatic via a well-timed shoe lift. 👞👠 Nicole & Chris brought the heat to their reception with the Shoe Game - bit of roasting, laughing and possibly rethinking a few life choices.

Spoiler: Nicole’s always right. Chris just doesn’t know it yet.😏

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“Monty was both our celebrant and MC for our wedding on Friday and did an incredible job. He kept the vibes going all afternoon/night long, and our guests are still raving about how it was the best wedding they have been to - and a massive part of that was thanks to Monty. Highly recommend to anyone looking to avoid the boring bits and have a bit of fun!”

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03/03/2025

From a catfishing scheme to a lifetime of belting out Celine Dion - Tara & Liv’s love story is one for the ages. 🎤💘

It started when Liv, smitten at first sight, invented a girl named Jess to slide into Tara’s DMs, collect intel, and then vanish, only for Liv to swoop in with suspiciously perfect guesses about Tara’s life. By the time she came clean, Tara was already hooked.

Cue the classic le***an speed run: I love you’s in weeks, moving in immediately, and a love story filled with road trips, Celine concerts, and their fur babies Harli & Honey. 💍✨

And now? Officially wifed up. 🥂 Cheers to a lifetime of love, laughter, and Liv never getting away with a surprise again.

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13/02/2025

The annual Two Montys wedding is back, and this year a well-known local charity is set to benefit.

13/02/2025

Couple Yarns from Chantelle & Michael, accompanied by the most s**t hot sneak peeks.🔥

“It took us several months (and plenty of awkward meetings) before we stumbled across Monty’s site - but once we peeped it, we couldn’t get him out of our heads.

We were looking for a ceremony that brought fun, high energy and plenty of crowd participation. Someone who would dial up the jokes whilst leaving room for the ugly crying. Most notably, someone who could surprise us on the day too. And all, preferably, in 30 minutes.

We’d been to weddings with beautiful but simple ceremonies. We knew we wanted ours to be like us, irresistibly silly and full of twists that involved everyone. We won’t give away the special sauce - but every second from start to finish had our friends and family enthralled.

And as you’d expect, Monty looked after us leading up to our wedding so graciously. How he followed up, checked in and reminded us (countless times because we needed it) about all the important bits - made us feel so grateful for choosing someone as organised and caring as Monty. He’s so knowledgeable and truly understands how to exceed expectations and bring new life into wedding ceremonies.

Trust him all the way, write your vows early and enjoy every minute of your day. We couldn’t recommend Monty enough!

Thank you again for making our wedding on the ninch the actual best. ✨”

Big love to these legends for the kind words and for absolutely sending it on the day. 💥

If you want a ceremony that’s anything but stock standard, you know where to find me.

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12/02/2025

I warn all guests not to have their phones out at the ceremony as per couples request 😇 😂 🤠 I’ll whip you & I’ll whip you good

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08/02/2025

Newcastle couples looking for a dream wedding experience have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to tie the knot in style while supporting a lifesaving

02/02/2025

Hottest 100 was a scorcher!🔥🔥

On the 25th of January, I hosted the annual catwalk & was on the panel of LEGENDARY judges. 🔟🔟🔟

All in the name of Beer and FASHUNNN 🍻🩲

29/01/2025

Jack & Laura's wedding went down as one of my all time favourites! They did everything right, because they did what THEY wanted and it was an absolute bloody vibe!!!

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23/01/2025

QT with my Cutie 😘 .ticee

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17/01/2025

Your wedding deserves more than a stock-standard ceremony. I’m here to get the party started & create a celebration that screams you.

Let’s ditch the boring, keep the love, and have a crackin’ good time!🤠

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15/01/2025

That one time I hitched the heck out of Ciara & Mark in the jaw-dropping Kings Canyon, NT and watched their epic ‘I dos’ unfold in front of the most insane backdrop!

I fu***ng love my job! 😍

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