� Fun Marriage Celebrant
� Newcastle Based
�Whip Crackin
�Budgy Smuggling
�Minister of LOVE not religion
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08/11/2024
Flashback when I headed overseas to Grindelwald, Tasmania to hitch legends Bridget & Sharllotte.
“Sharllotte was visiting Launceston back in January 2015 when she decided to open Tinder and claims this was purely in search of finding friends and nothing more, and when she instantly matched with Bridget, she had no idea that her search for a friend was going to land her with so much more.” for the WIN!!
Did you know - I travel Australia wide from Darwin to Tasmania & everywhere in between!
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31/10/2024
It wouldn’t be Halloween without reposting this Gothic Heavy Metal wedding where I hitched Lorelle & Leigh. 🖤 This is the wedding where the “Leather Daddy” made its debut!
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29/10/2024
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28/10/2024
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Bookings are ALWAYS open for couples wanting to have a kick ass ceremony!
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Emma & Adam
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26/10/2024
“Will pulled out all the stops for their first date, taking Lilie to watch The Fast and the Furious at the cinema, which as it’s turned out, has become Lilie’s nickname for Will in the bedroom.” 🤣
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24/10/2024
capturing all the laughs on Eliza & Matt‘s special day.
“Matt had known for the longest time that he wanted to marry Eliza, but the many lockdowns had made it hard for him to propose, until one Friday afternoon in May 2021, he finally bit the bullet and gave Eliza the surprise of her life. Eliza was on her way home from work, and called Matt to say that she was in a real mood for pizza, with Matt convincing her that they’d make dinner plans once she was home, which was not the answer Eliza was looking for, so naturally, as she staunched through the front door, starving and banging on about pizza, she hardly took notice of the fact Matt had set up a cheese board & drinks, with music playing in the background.
In her defence though, she said Matt had done a similar thing before, preparing a cheeseboard for her after work, but when he got down on one knee, and started to propose, Eliza instantly froze, before unleashing a mountain of swear words onto Matt, mostly regarding his choice of outfit, as he was proposing in gym shorts.”
Come on down to tonight for TRIVIA with yours truely from 6:30pm - See ya there legends🍻
23/10/2024
It's not often that I marry couples without a s**t load of guests, and although I do love putting on an absolute show for a crowd of rowdy guests, there's still something so bloody special about hitching the pants of two lovers with only two witnesses present.
It's intimate, it's romantic AF and it's a bloody vibe!
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22/10/2024
Sarah
“Do you promise that you’ll learn how to put the toilet roll on the correct way round?”
“Do you promise to let Dan win the occasional disagreement even when you’re right?”
“Do you promise to make rum balls as often as is physically possible?”
Dan,
“Do you promise to accept that any and all parcels that are addressed and delivered to Sarah are in fact necessary and no further questioning is required?”
“Do you promise that you’ll never again say you’re ready to go, when in fact you haven’t got your shoes on, decided if you’ll need your hat and sunnies and haven’t yet found your wallet?”
“Do you promise that you’ll listen to Sarah and try not to forget what she’s just told you within 30 seconds?”
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Whether you’ve known me for a long time, or a good time 😏 come your wedding day, we will be THIS close... guaranteed. Can you handle it? 🍑
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18/10/2024
Get amongst it
WEDDINGS VENDORS ASSEMBLE!
We’re excited to announce that we’ve locked down a date, venue and charity for The 2 Montys 2025 Charity Wedding Event.
Drum roll please...
The wedding will be held at on Friday 25th July 2025 and we’ll be raising money for
As you know, it’s the generosity of our local wedding community that’s behind the success of our event every year, as without you, we’re just 2 pelicans named Monty.
So, if you’d like to get involved, in any capacity, to help us put together the biggest wedding event of 2025, and raise some serious coin for WRHS, slide into our DM’s and let us know you’re keen.
Big love and a thousand thank you’s, us 2 Montys
17/10/2024
“Towards the end of their date and as they walked along bar beach together chatting like monkeys in a zoo, Doug’s unrivalled confidence shone through once again, jumping up on a rock wall to get himself level with Lil and planting the biggest kiss on her for all the world to see, with Lil saying that a kiss like that made her wonder what else they could enjoy together, and only a few moments later, on the very comfortable back seat of the old Magna, she found out.”😆
Swipe to witness Lilly & Doug’s friends and family having a crackin good time hearing their story. 🤣
Lilly’s dad sent me an epic email afterwards 💌 “Monty, I am Lilly’s father and on behalf of Rebecca and myself I wish to send to you our heartfelt “Thank You” for your exceptional ceremony. Lilly, Doug, family and friends all commented on how they utterly enjoyed the afternoon, and it was because of the amazing part you played. Your attention to detail and involving all guests in the ceremony was entertaining as it was engaging. You have a unique ceremony that fills the garden with laughter and joy and especially love. BRAVO Monty BRAVO! - Leon and Rebecca Giese.
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16/10/2024
“Tara is convinced that up until this point, Nick was probably scared of girls, and in hindsight, the fact she gave him zero warning before planting one on him probably didn’t help, but from here, there was no denying the way they both felt about each other and over the next few weeks, Nick eventually mustered up the courage to ask Tara to be his girlfriend, and despite the fact he was literally facing the opposite way when he asked, Tara still said yes.
As they were still in year 12 when they started dating, most of their early dates were to the movies, out to dinner or to the footy, where Nick quickly learnt that Tara isn’t so much a sore loser, as she is a bad winner, being sure to rub it in Nick’s face whenever her team was beating his, with this competitive streak evident in their relationship too, as Tara swears she was the first to say I love you, but Nick still maintains it was him, though given Tara was the one to make the first moves, I’m inclined to agree with her sorry mate.“
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15/10/2024
Pat,
“Do you promise that you’ll continue to be as entertained by Sascha’s jokes as she is by yours?”
“Do you promise that you’ll always clean the sink drain whenever you clean the kitchen?”
“Do you promise that you’ll never again fart in the shower whilst Sascha is in there with you?”
Sascha,
“Do you promise that you’ll endeavour to always earn more money than you spend, at least by a little bit?”
“Do you promise you’ll always be the one to organise literally every outing and event you both ever have?”
“Do you promise that once Pat starts working full time, that you’ll start walking Leo at least 50% of the time?”
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09/10/2024
If your guests don't ask you why your mate in cowboy boots didn't stay for the reception then did you really choose the right celebrant? That's my goal for every wedding!
Had a bloody great time hitchin Taylor & Chris
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01/10/2024
Dave knew that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with Mell, and despite always telling her that he’d propose once the house was built, he’d already bought a ring and planned to do it a lot sooner, with the intention of dropping a knee on their next house visit during construction, though when that day rolled around, Dave was far too nervous and chickened out, proceeding to walk around with the ring in his pocket the entire day.
When they arrived home to their rental though, Dave decided he was going for it then and there, but before he got a chance, Mell yelled out and asked him into the kitchen to wash the dishes, with Dave using this as the perfect Segway, he walked into the kitchen, telling Mell, “only if you say yes” as he held out the ring.
Of course, Mell said yes, which is when Dave’s internal monologue no doubt yelled, “s**t, now I’ve got to wash the dishes”…😂
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D+J: "Right in the front, holding your whip!" 😂
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When I'm part of your day, this much excitement and involvement from your guests starts well before the group photo. I whip them into shape before you even arrive so that when you do, they're ready to cheer you down the aisle.
It’s been 6 years since I hitched Demi + Jacob and I had a s**t-hot time doing it too!
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It wouldn’t be Halloween without reposting this Gothic Heavy Metal wedding where I hitched Lorelle & Leigh. 🖤 This is the wedding where the “Leather Daddy” made its debut!
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Pat,
“Do you promise that you’ll continue to be as entertained by Sascha’s jokes as she is by yours?”
“Do you promise that you’ll always clean the sink drain whenever you clean the kitchen?”
“Do you promise that you’ll never again fart in the shower whilst Sascha is in there with you?”
Sascha,
“Do you promise that you’ll endeavour to always earn more money than you spend, at least by a little bit?”
“Do you promise you’ll always be the one to organise literally every outing and event you both ever have?”
“Do you promise that once Pat starts working full time, that you’ll start walking Leo at least 50% of the time?”
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COUPLE YARNS 🗣️ Petria & Daniel
“Monty is absolutely incredible. We had the honour of witnessing a wedding with him as the celebrant and then having him as our celebrant. His personality is warm, funny and relatable. The way he tells your story makes you feel EVERYTHING - it transports you back to every moment and the feeling of falling in love all over again.
All our guests complimented us on how great our ceremony was and that it was the best one they have ever been to! Many of our guests were in love with Monty and have told us they will be handing his information over to all their family members and anyone who is getting married.
We also had Monty MC for us and what an amazing MC he was. A man of many talents he is everything you would expect and more. From start to finish he was amazing. I would highly recommend him to anyone!”
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Trust me when I say, you're gonna want the sound up and the kids out of the room for this one.
Skye & Liam's story provided countless zingers and I'm so bloody stoked they let me tell it.
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Chewing Minties…now that’s some gay slang if ever I’ve heard it! 😂🤣
BREAKING NEWS - The 2 Montys Charity Wedding Auction is only 2 days away.
* $90k worth of wedding package up for grabs
* 100% of proceeds donated to @Markhughesfoundation
* Live auction at The Anchorage Port Stephens this Valentine’s Day, Feb 14 from 6pm
For the full package details & to register your bidding interest, message @_the2montys_ on instagram or Facebook or send them an email: [email protected]https://facebook.com/events/s/the-2-montys-charity-wedding-a/706785134882891/?mibextid=RQdjqZ
Adams Peak Country Estate will be holding their Open Day this Sunday 19th November 2023!!! From 1-4pm. Check out their amazing Venue, Sh*t-Hot Vendors and Epic Vibes. For further details and to book complimentary tickets - go to www.stickytickets.com.au/450qh
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Emilia & Shaun’s reception was a crackin good time, LITERALLY! 🤠
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COUPLE YARNS 🗣️ Isaiah & Matt
“We absolutely loved having Monty as our wedding celebrant! He is such an incredible human being who was so so funny! He was such a breeze to work with throughout the planning process.
He made our ceremony so special and made it feel very personal, as if we had known him for a long time. We received so many comments from guests telling us “that was the best wedding ceremony they had ever been to”. I couldn’t recommend him more! Look no further and book Monty as your wedding celebrant.“
And being the flaming good gays that they are, they’ve just launched their very own floral business - check them out and give them a follow.💐 @flaming_florals
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Rach’s dad finished his beautiful FOB speech by letting the newly weds know that he’s only 2 doors away if they ever need anything at all… and what I said next had the room in stitches! 🤭🤣
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Em & Steve’s wedding was so red hot they had their guests literally dripping within minutes… 💦
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Being a full time marriage celebrant is the BEST JOB EVER! And because I love it so much, I put boot loads of effort into every couple. There's no regurgitated, pre written, 1950's wedding lingo - instead, my ceremonies are 100% written from scratch and all about YOU!
My couples end up being my friends, not 'clients' because thats the way it should be. It's such a personal connection, and for that reason I don't marry every couple - just the ones that are right for me as I am right for them. So how far will I travel? That depends on the connection - I'll go anywhere for the right couple!
The end goal for my ceremonies is to have your guests asking you, "Where'd your mate Monty go?" or "Why didn't your mate Monty stay for the reception?" - and this happens time and time again because I've taken the time to get to know you so well that on the day the story I tell is so real, so true and so you. Everyone just assumes we are best mates...which we will be!
So, if you view your ceremony as ‘that part of the day you've got to get done and dusted’ before you can hit the bar...then maybe I'm not for you. But, if you view your ceremony as the crucial starting point, the mood maker, the tone setter for the best day of your life, then I'm your man!
My ceremonies run for about 15 minutes from start to finish. That's 15 minutes of fun, engaging, personalised content that's all about YOU - no boring bits!
WHAT WILL IT COST YA?
As my ceremonies are unique, fully personalised and written from scratch for every single one of my couples, my fees vary accordingly. I’m confident that I provide an amazing service and experience for every couple and this is reflected in my fees. Feel free to get in touch so that I can find out more about you and the day we can create together.
