Holymatrimonty - Young, Fun, Marriage Celebrant

Holymatrimonty - Young, Fun, Marriage Celebrant - Fun Marriage Celebrant
- Newcastle Based
- Whip Crackin
- Budgy Smuggling
- Minister of LOVE not religion

Hottest 100 was a scorcher!🔥🔥On the 25th of January, I hosted the annual catwalk & was on the panel of LEGENDARY judge...
02/02/2025

Hottest 100 was a scorcher!🔥🔥

On the 25th of January, I hosted the annual catwalk & was on the panel of LEGENDARY judges. 🔟🔟🔟

All in the name of Beer and FASHUNNN 🍻🩲

Jack & Laura's wedding went down as one of my all time favourites! They did everything right, because they did what THEY...
29/01/2025

Jack & Laura's wedding went down as one of my all time favourites! They did everything right, because they did what THEY wanted and it was an absolute bloody vibe!!!

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QT with my Cutie 😘 .ticee 🍷
23/01/2025

QT with my Cutie 😘 .ticee

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Your wedding deserves more than a stock-standard ceremony. I’m here to get the party started & create a celebration that...
17/01/2025

Your wedding deserves more than a stock-standard ceremony. I’m here to get the party started & create a celebration that screams you.

Let’s ditch the boring, keep the love, and have a crackin’ good time!🤠

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That one time I hitched the heck out of Ciara & Mark in the jaw-dropping Kings Canyon, NT and watched their epic ‘I dos’...
15/01/2025

That one time I hitched the heck out of Ciara & Mark in the jaw-dropping Kings Canyon, NT and watched their epic ‘I dos’ unfold in front of the most insane backdrop!

I fu***ng love my job! 😍

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Alright, you loved-up lurkers creeping in the shadows, Insta-stalking me like a pro… I see you. 👀 Don’t leave me hanging...
08/01/2025

Alright, you loved-up lurkers creeping in the shadows, Insta-stalking me like a pro… I see you. 👀 Don’t leave me hanging like your ex’s last text message.😏

If you’ve got a date in mind for 2025 & 2026, don’t let foreplay drag on too long! Slide into my DMs, deep and smooth, and check if I’m still available. Because trust me, missing out will sting more than stepping on Lego.

If you wanna tie me down for your big day, now’s the time to get crackin’. I’m waiting, lovers.



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The term HOMOwner just got a whole lot gayer 🌈🏡
05/01/2025

The term HOMOwner just got a whole lot gayer 🌈🏡

Day 8 in New Zealand: Nature just keeps bloody showing off. Kicked things off at the 3 Sisters and Elephant Rock – unrea...
18/12/2024

Day 8 in New Zealand: Nature just keeps bloody showing off. Kicked things off at the 3 Sisters and Elephant Rock – unreal coastal vibes and rock formations. Looked like real life Mario Kart 🤣

Then it was off to Waitomo for black water rafting and glow worm caves 🪱✨

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Day 7 in New Zealand: 16km hike through Mount Egmont National Park because apparently, this is what you do on holidays. ...
17/12/2024

Day 7 in New Zealand: 16km hike through Mount Egmont National Park because apparently, this is what you do on holidays. 🥾😅 Legs are cooked but the views & waterfalls were worth it.💦

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17/12/2024

Ended the day on a high, camping at Waverley Beach – absolutely fu***ng epic. 🌊🏕️
Living the dream in the Hazy camper. 🚐💨

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17/12/2024

Day 6 in New Zealand: A rollercoaster of a day. 🌧️ Started with a soggy hike to Taranaki Falls in Tongariro National Park – rain, mud, and questionable life choices.

Day 5 in New Zealand: Crackin good times and wild rides! Kicked off the morning at the Napier Farmers Market, soaking up...
12/12/2024

Day 5 in New Zealand: Crackin good times and wild rides! Kicked off the morning at the Napier Farmers Market, soaking up the local vibes and stocking up on goodies.

Then hit the road back to Taupo for an adrenaline-pumping 🌊🚣‍♂️

Day 4 in New Zealand: Wine, wheels, and good vibes! 🚴‍♂️🍷 Tandem biked our way through Napier’s finest wineries – , , ...
11/12/2024

Day 4 in New Zealand: Wine, wheels, and good vibes! 🚴‍♂️🍷 Tandem biked our way through Napier’s finest wineries – , , and – loving every drop. 🍇

Wrapped up the day with an incredible dinner at .
Cheers to good wine, great food, and even better company!

06.12.24 Day 1 - Picked up with & drove Auckland to Rotorua. 07.12.24 Day 2 - winery tasting, walk around Rotorua hot...
09/12/2024

06.12.24 Day 1 - Picked up with & drove Auckland to Rotorua.

07.12.24 Day 2 - winery tasting, walk around Rotorua hot springs and swim at Polynesian spas.

By the time you walk down the aisle, the vibe is well and truly set for a s**t hot ceremony.After I do a little pep talk...
06/12/2024

By the time you walk down the aisle, the vibe is well and truly set for a s**t hot ceremony.

After I do a little pep talk with your guests to get them pumped up and making plenty of noise, l'll check on you, settle any last minute nerves & when you're ready to roll, I'll strut my stuff in a whip crackin' entrance to let everyone know, the shows about to begin!

Then you'll steal the show and all of the hearts and we'll have ourselves, a crackin' good time, just like Caitlin & Josh did.

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Ash,“Do you promise that you’ll commit to cooking at least 3 nights per week and concede that wraps don’t count as cooki...
05/12/2024

Ash,
“Do you promise that you’ll commit to cooking at least 3 nights per week and concede that wraps don’t count as cooking?”

Steph,
“Do you promise that you’ll stop taking photos of Ash when she’s asleep and be more open to the idea of having chicken nuggets for dinner?”

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Ended the day on a high, camping at Waverley Beach – absolutely f**king epic. 🌊🏕️ Living the dream in the Hazy camper. 🚐💨@hazycampers 📍 @purenewzealand #holymatrimonty #letsgetcrackin #whipsflyinggranniescrying #adventurecelebrant #adventurewedding #wanderingweddings #celebrant #funcelebrant #lovehustler #moderncelebrant #weddingceremony #staywild #Igetonmykneesbutitainttopray #funwedding #noboringceremonies #loveislove #thewesternbootbarn #nzadventures

Day 6 in New Zealand: A rollercoaster of a day. 🌧️ Started with a soggy hike to Taranaki Falls in Tongariro National Park – rain, mud, and questionable life choices.

It wouldn’t be Halloween without reposting this Gothic Heavy Metal wedding where I hitched Lorelle & Leigh. 🖤 This is the wedding where the “Leather Daddy” made its debut! 🎥 @cjweddingfilms 🏡 @gabbinbar #holymatrimonty #letsgetcrackin #whipsflyinggranniescrying #adventurecelebrant #adventurewedding #wanderingweddings #celebrant #holymatrimonty #funcelebrant #lovehustler #moderncelebrant #weddingceremony #staywild #Igetonmykneesbutitainttopray #funwedding #noboringceremonies #loveislove #thewesternbootbarn

Pat, “Do you promise that you’ll continue to be as entertained by Sascha’s jokes as she is by yours?” “Do you promise that you’ll always clean the sink drain whenever you clean the kitchen?” “Do you promise that you’ll never again fart in the shower whilst Sascha is in there with you?” Sascha, “Do you promise that you’ll endeavour to always earn more money than you spend, at least by a little bit?” “Do you promise you’ll always be the one to organise literally every outing and event you both ever have?” “Do you promise that once Pat starts working full time, that you’ll start walking Leo at least 50% of the time?” 🏡 @chapel_ridge 📸 @Marganphotography 💐 @petalbang #holymatrimonty #letsgetcrackin #whipsflyinggranniescrying #adventurecelebrant #adventurewedding #wanderingweddings #celebrant #holymatrimonty #funcelebrant #lovehustler #moderncelebrant #weddingceremony #staywild #Igetonmykneesbutitainttopray #funwedding #noboringceremonies #loveislove #thewesternbootbarn

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WHAT’S THE DEAL?

Being a full time marriage celebrant is the BEST JOB EVER! And because I love it so much, I put boot loads of effort into every couple. There's no regurgitated, pre written, 1950's wedding lingo - instead, my ceremonies are 100% written from scratch and all about YOU!

My couples end up being my friends, not 'clients' because thats the way it should be. It's such a personal connection, and for that reason I don't marry every couple - just the ones that are right for me as I am right for them. So how far will I travel? That depends on the connection - I'll go anywhere for the right couple!

The end goal for my ceremonies is to have your guests asking you, "Where'd your mate Monty go?" or "Why didn't your mate Monty stay for the reception?" - and this happens time and time again because I've taken the time to get to know you so well that on the day the story I tell is so real, so true and so you. Everyone just assumes we are best mates...which we will be!