Nell Dark-Jones - Celebrant

22/08/2024

A little sassy amuse-bouche 🥟

Not the whole crew but some winners nonetheless



Thanks for the snap - we love you.

Side note - got your ticket to ?

21/08/2024

10/10 🤘

18/08/2024

Peak happiness mid-ceremony 💥

If this sounds like a good time to you,
then I'm the celebrant for you🫵

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📷 Hunter Digital Media

16/08/2024

The week that was and is - wedding/party season is heating up 🔥

13/08/2024

THIRD TIMES A CHARM! 🥰

Lauren & Scott have now welcomed me into their family space a bunch of times, most recently to celebrate the arrival of sweet little Quinn on a stunningly sunny July morning 🌞

08/08/2024

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You’re not sad… you just need to buy your ticket to

https://thesassies.sassycelebrants.com.au/buy-tickets/

08/08/2024

BACK ON THE TOOLS 📝

Winter wedding slow season is almost done and dusted, and the Spring wedding high is starting to creep into play 💐

If you haven't locked your late 2024/early 2025 date in with me yet, now is the perfect time to do it!

Book in for beers and paperwork asap before things in wedding land get a little cray cray for the rest of the year 🗓

06/08/2024

This review may be nearly 9 years old, but it still stands as completely accurate and entirely factual 🐻

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03/08/2024

Chris + Cass 🤵‍♂️👰‍♂️ June 2024

Why celebrate once when you can party twice!

Intimate family ceremony in the morning with a cosy lunchtime reception (MC'd by yours truly) followed by an all inclusive robust party in the arvo 🍻

The. Best. 😍

29/07/2024

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Newcastle and Hunter Valley Wedding Awards

22/07/2024

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Go on then, book me! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

17/07/2024

Them: feel free to drop a sprinkle of Star War-zy magic over what you wear at our May the 4th wedding, if you're into that kind of thing 😃

Me: say less 💚

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14/07/2024

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Crowd work ✔️
Beers ✔️
Marriage ✔️

The best 🤗

10/07/2024

POV - you like the concept of including a unity ritual within your wedding ceremony but tradition (and sand for that matter) gives you the ick so you swap it out for a bunch of booze, carefully selected for what each tipple means to you and what it represents when it comes to love and marriage and all that jazz:-

🫖 Earl Grey Tea Gin - because marriage isn't perfect (it brings its ups and downs), but there isn't much that can't be improved with a cup of tea.

🔥 Fireball - the heat, the passion, that little bit of spice that always makes things nice.

🍯 Krupnikas [Lithuanian honey liqueur] - the sweetness of love.

🦄 Unicorn Elixor - a touch of the exotic tropics to keep things interesting; full of sparkles, glittery and colour changing - because love does not stand still - it shines and evolves, changes, over time

🍋 And finally, a drop of lemon - a sprinkle of citrus sunshine to bring it all together.

Added bonus, after you've smashed your vows, you get to flex your mixology muscles and smash a cocktail!

Unified in love, unified in liquor 😉



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03/07/2024

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Absolutely brilliant! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

*the dog thing was not legally binding, obviously (I hope)*

26/06/2024

🌌 MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU 🌌

💚 This is the wedding you are looking for 💚

Samantha & Sean were wed in a ceremony sprinkled with on-brand references and filled with a galaxy-load of love on Star Wars Day 🤵‍♂️👰‍♂️

They sealed the deal with a unity ritual in the form of a personalised cocktail (because we don't like sand!)🍹More of this please 😁

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25/06/2024

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Five Star Guest Wrangler ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

20/06/2024

PRE-CEREMONY CHATS (giggles)

It's not just the crowd I warm up pre-ceremony, I always sneak in at least a couple of minutes pre-wedding with each of you to make sure you're nice and toasty before kick-off as well 😊

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15/06/2024

5 beers out of 5
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13/06/2024

When just some of the couple's wedding non-negotiables are a jumping castle, the Mr Whippy van and flavoured vodka shots you KNOW you are in for a damn good time!

🌈 Christie + Lee 🌈 April 2024 🌈

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11/06/2024

POV: you just found out you can book me to stay on and party with you after your ceremony aka MC your reception 🍻🪩🍻



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05/06/2024

Less stress + much fun = ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

04/06/2024

This may just be the best post-ceremony photo I've ever personally taken 📷

Check out for the professional highlights, they are spectacular!

🏩 James Theatre Dungog

04/06/2024

And the Oscar for the cutest couple goes to ALEX & BRIDGET 😍

These two superb souls were wed in April at James Theatre Dungog - a venue that oozes historical quirky charm 📽

Their ceremony was filled with storytelling, readings, gorgeous vows, laughs, (happy) tears AND snacks - Popcorn and chocolate mid-ceremony? Yes, let's have more of that please and thank you!

The party that followed afterwards was just as much of a show-stopper, magician and all 🎩🪄

I even walked away with my own lil' golden statue for Best Celebrant (you heard it first here folks!) 🏆

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🔮 JD's World of Magic

01/06/2024

🔥 PRE-CEREMONY VIBES 🔥

I am "on" way before your ceremony kicks off......

I like to rock up on the day with plenty of time to spare so that I can scope the ceremony space, touch base with your other vendor friendors and check in with you for a nerve-easing giggle or two 🤪

And just as importantly, get the crowd riled up so that we're not jumping into the ceremony cold - it's all gold from go-time baby ⭐️

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29/05/2024

⭐️ No nervous Nellies here! ⭐️

24/05/2024

The more you know...........

Here's some things about me that will surprise exactly zero people:-

🕺 I am a menace to society on the dance floor.

🍺 I quite like beer.

😉 I love a cheeky giggle.

Here's some other stuff about me that might surprise some of you:-

🎼 I played the bassoon in the school band (yes, I went to bandcamp, many times).

🌿 I'm a rather keen gardening convert; my lawns are fast becoming a big part of my personality.

🗓 I still have a handful of available dates scattered throughout October and November in 2024 (yes, that's right, THIS YEAR!) - hit me up quick kids before they get snaffled up!

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19/05/2024

Just call me phenome-nell 😉