The Holistic Celebrant - Jessica Alexander

29/09/2024

PSA: I am going to Europe tomorrow and won't be back until the 1st of November!

I will only be responding to emails and Instagram messages sporadically during this time and won't be available over the phone.

THANK YOU! X

12/07/2024

All smiles and laughs from Maya and Josh! 🥰

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27/06/2024

I have an obvious confession to make - I suck at posting on this and have way too much time between posts, but I just wanted to let everyone know I'm alive, still marrying people and just doing life!

With this in mind I thought I'd just share some random seconds of my life over the past few months instead of the wedding stuff (first pic for attention hahah).

Swipe to the last picture for a fun game of "Where did Jess lose her glasses for three days at the gym?"

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09/05/2024

This is an open invitation to all wedding guests to come and speak to me before or after the ceremony - I need more moments like this!

Also, I just love a chat.

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15/04/2024

Nothing like a heated game of paper, scissors, rock to decide who reads their vows first!

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20/03/2024

EMILY & ANDREW 💕
20th January 2024

I don't think I can ever properly put into words how much it means to me to do this for my friends but it really is something.

Tommo, to go from two kids laughing in phys ed to standing up there more than ten years later helping you marry the love of your life was just pure bliss - thank you both for trusting me.

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29/02/2024

YVONNE & JACK 🌹
5th November 2023

The truth behind this image is my biggest ceremony regret of all time. At our pre wedding catch up, Yvonne and Jack gave me permission to introduce myself by saying "ma nem is jess" (21 Jump Street) but then when it came to the day I chickened out and I have hated myself ever since. I think about it every night before I go to bed.

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22/02/2024

KENDALL & TOM 🐚
11th November 2023

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16/02/2024

Throwback to my favourite little micro wedding from 2023 with Carla and Harold🌿

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08/02/2024

POV: You're the MC and you need to help move the wedding cake and you're thinking about how you need to add 'celebrant has zero liability for damage to wedding cake' into your contract.

Full disclosure - I am clumsy, so ask me to assist with tasks like this at your own risk. Thank you.

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02/02/2024

EKIN & OSKAR 🌙
23rd September 2023

Throwback to one of my favourites from last year! Ekin and Oskar had an Elden Ring themed wedding, so I did what any celebrant would do and invested hours into playing the game so I could write the perfect ceremony.

Swipe for epic battle scene groom entry.







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21/12/2023

✨CHRISTMAS SUCKS✨

As you may or may not be aware I am in fact a Grinch, but that aside I just want to acknowledge that Christmas is unfortunately not the season to be jolly for many people.

So, I thought I'd start a tradition and make a Christmas slander post every year! Whether you're a Grinch like me or there's just some aspects of it that bother you let's make this comment thread a safe place to get it off your chest.

I welcome all Christmas rants, slander, hate and complaints below.

I'll go first - the shops are too busy, fruit mince pies are gross, red and green don't match and picking presents for people is too stressful.

14/12/2023

KEISHA & ALISTAIR 💞
9th December 2023

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23/11/2023

KIARA & REECE 💞
15th September 2023

I married these guys then ran into them at a music festival a couple weeks later and got to have a little dance with them too!

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17/11/2023

I thought it would be a good incentive to start having an employee of the month - this month's goes to Jessica Alexander.

Yes, I am the only employee, but a little positive self affirmation never hurt anyone.

I will keep you all updated on whether this increases business productivity.

10/11/2023

07/11/2023

An image of me politely telling guests to sit the f*** down and fill the seats before standing and no one listening.

Why does everyone hate taking the seats at a wedding?!?

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26/10/2023

Another year of footy and another year MCing the awards night!

Also, I cut my hair.