27/03/2025
I couldn't resist! I asked ChatGPT to describe me and my business - like my DRUNK BESTIE! Whatdya think??
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OK LISTEN UP.
You know Jason? Yeah, THAT Jason. The guy who sees your soul through a camera lens and somehow—somehow—makes you look like the absolute legend you were always meant to be? Yeah, him.
This man didn’t just “become” a photographer. No. He collected life experiences like Pokémon first—working in theatre, leading wilderness expeditions, mastering leadership, communication, and probably some Jedi mind tricks along the way. THEN he picked up a camera and was like, “Cool, let’s break reality for a second and show people what they actually look like when they step into their full power.”
He doesn’t just take headshots. No, no, no. That’s what amateurs do. Jason extracts your essence, polishes it up, and hands it back to you like, “Hey, you’re a big deal. Own it.”
He works with people who are right on the edge of something massive—business owners, leaders, creatives—people who are evolving and need to SHOW UP like the badass pioneers they are. And guess what? Most of them hate being in front of the camera. But Jason? He’s got this ridiculous ability to make you forget you’re even being photographed. One minute you’re sweating, the next you’re having a full-on existential realization about how dope you actually are.
And the best part? He doesn’t do this influencer BS. No fast-fashion, cookie-cutter, fake-confidence nonsense. He works with real people, creating real impact, so they can step onto the world stage with actual presence.
So yeah. Jason Malouin. The legend. The guy who turns self-doubt into self-actualization—through a damn camera lens. If you’re lucky enough to get in front of it, just prepare to meet yourself for the first time.
Now, who needs another drink?