Hi, I'm Zoe: a love story pushing, good vibe setting, party-starting Celebrant and MC. Crazy good ce
25/12/2024
🎉 HAVE A FIERCE FESTIVUS OF FOOD AND FABULOUSITY, LEGENDS AND LOVERS 💯🙌🏼
If you’re looking for me, I’ll be busy making the final few days of 2024 as s**t-hot as possible 🙌🏼💃🏻🍾
thanks for the fab pic
04/12/2024
🙌🏼10 THINGS I HYPE ABOUT YOU🙌🏼
Their story begins with super loose party in Oakville, a little hard-to-get action, one sizzling pash, and eight years later... Em and Briah are it forevz and always in the coolest way possible💥
Now, let’s talk about the absolute masterpiece of their wedding:
1. A backyard turned into one hella hip hitchuation.
2. Fits? On fire 🔥
3. Styling: next-level, out-of-the-box brilliance.
4. Confetti cones made of actual cones. Genius.
5. Hello, Lucy Lou Caravan bearing cocktails!
6. A flash wedding party revealed on the day 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻
7. Vibes so electric, captured on digital and film⚡
8. Bling bearers strutted in like runway models to their own beat. 🎶
9. A HYPE TUNNEL for their party arrival!
10. Lovefest vibes from start to finish, no snooze, all grove.
Em and Briah, thanks for letting me roll with the love train. I’m never getting off!
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Legends:
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03/10/2024
LUVTOBER ❤️LIBRAS ⚖️ AND LOBSTERS 🦞
Did you know that if you’re a Libra 🙋🏻♀️everyone wants to be ya? Just ask us, we’ll tell ya.
October got me hitching lobsters 🦞 like a unicorn 🦄 on a slab of red bull 💃🏻
Some are hetero hotties 🔥 and some are rainbow 🌈 rockstars.
The one thing they all have in common? Their juju and joy is top shelf stuff 🙌🏼
By the end of the month:
Will have written over 50,000 words 👩🏻💻
Will drive over 1000 kms 🚙
Will try on 100s of fits. Some will fit. Some will not. Fits will be thrown 💃🏻
Will drink 🍾
You’ll find me in parks 🌳You’ll find me in glam back yards 🙌🏼
And you’ll find me aisle -side right in the best places
See you in marriedville 💃🏻🎤
02/10/2024
LUVTOBER ❤️LIBRAS ⚖️ AND LOBSTERS 🦞
Did you know that if you were born a Libra 🙋🏻♀️everyone wants to be you? Haha! Just ask my Libra celemates They’ll tell ya!
LUVtober got me hitching lobsters 🦞 like a unicorn 🦄 on red bull 💃🏻
Some are hetero hotties 🔥 and some are rainbow 🌈 rockstars.
The one thing they all have in common? Their juju and joy is top shelf stuff 🙌🏼
By the end of the month:
Will have written over 50,000 words. Chronic over editor (send help) 👩🏻💻
Will drive over 1000 kms 🚙
Will try on and take off 100s of fits. Some will fit. Some will not. I’ll throw a fit 💃🏻
Will drink 🍾
You’ll find me in parks 💚You’ll find me in glam back yards with pools 💙
And you’ll find me aisle -side right here
05/09/2024
💃🏻 HITCH HITCH HOORAY 💃🏻
💓 FOUR YEARS OF HITCHING LOVESTRUCK LEGENDS 🎉🎉🎉
Twas once upon a Sept 5th day that I rocked up to fancy schmancy restaurant, disgused as a crap waitress with tickets on herself!
When all at once, BAM! Apron off. Shirt ripped off! Sequins blinding guests. Their minds 💨💨
I’ve been rocking the old “watch me pull a sequin outta thin air” trick ever since. And it never gets old. 🙌🏼
4 years later? Still serving looks and legit ceremonies.
My fave boss lady move? Ditching heels for hitching boots 👢🙌🏼💃🏻
Loving this gig harder than a rom-com finale. Can’t stop, won’t stop.
To Lauren and Sean - my OG couple. Happy Anni! You started this wild ride for me. You never forget your first!
To the legends I’ve married - we have excellent taste. You were a hoot to meet and marry!
And to those still to say I do. See you aisle side. I’ll be the one with the big grin ready to knock your socks off.
Mwah 🎉🎉💓🙌🏼
19/08/2024
LOVE ON TAP 💓🚰 🍻🍻🎉
There was movement at the brewery, for the word had got around that a “rogue aunty” had crashed Tahlia and Bevan’s engagement bash.
She was loud, she was brash, she would not shut up. Then with a flick of her coat this “crazy lady from WA” revealed she was in fact…an undercover marriage celebrant “Buckle up party people “ she announced as she took control of the mic. “We’re having us a hitching” 🙌🏼💃🏻🚰
Punny bits: Guests were frothing as the bar was raised on saying Ale Do with a custom IPA brew! From swiping on pitcher perfect profiles to frothy adventures on tap we traversered their tale. Hilarity of course ensued!
Do yourselves a favour people! Have a surprise wedding in a brewery! It’ll be later than life 🍺
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Unreal scenes with Zoe as our crazy aunty wedding guest turned surprise marriage celebrant . From the get go Zoe was a dream to work with, very passionate, very fun, very easy to design and execute a wedding well suited to us. Guests were in awe of Zoe working her magic and still talk about our wedding as the best they’ve been to”
03/06/2024
🌈 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH🌈 to all the Superstars on the rainbow spectrum and those who love em lots 🧡
Killer snap from a the killer super yacht wedding of Barry and Alex by featuring my fave new prop for aisle slaying by 🪭🌈
Gotta go a massive shout out to 7 s**t - hot years of marriage equality 💥🌈 and counting 💥🙌🏼
See you aisle side 💃🏻🎤
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10/04/2024
LISTEN UP. THE HITCHING TIMES? They are a-changin! 🎶
Savvy, big vibe seeking couples who want max bang for hard-earned buck? Legendary couples like Amie and Anna?
Aren’t having a bar of the beige, the generic and the done-to-death tradish. Huzzah!
Instead? They want it funny, upbeat, with a little bit of mush. With a big warm up of the crowd before they hit the aisle! And the more guest participation the better! And they wanna feel it all when the words drop and their story gets told!
I love these pics by so hard! Cos look at their gorge faces reacting to getting F-bombed with the fun, the feel good and the fabulosity of their story.
I adore you A+A! Thank you for choosing me to declare you Married AF! And for letting me dress up in the palette of my dreams!
Some of the Legends who made it happen
mosman
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01/02/2024
BIG TINDER WEDDING 🌈⚡️❤️🔥
Meet the cuties: Tara and Kelly! They won the wedding of their dreams from and it’s happening tomorrow!
Guess who’s gonna s**t-hot marry them? Go on guess…. I’ll wait…..ME💃🏻🎤⚡️🌈
Sequins locked and loaded, vibes amped to max, tale of love ready to surprise and delight 🎤🎉🎉
You can follow their story on YouTube (search Big Tinder Wedding) link in bio and stories ⚡️⚡️
🎉CANNOT EVEN DEAL 💥 here we go 💥🎉💥
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15/01/2024
Nothing hits like THE POST - WEDDING BUZZ rocking up next day! 💯💥
Meet Aaron and Keeley: hilarious, real and up for anything except boring! Their burn was started slow and then…went all fiery inferno level ❤️🔥❤️🔥
ME: (texting Keeley the next day )
Keeley! I can’t seem to come down from the high of marrying you and Aaron!
You both brought the real YOU to your day. And it was a fu***ng ride!
KEELEY:
Omg omg omg omg I can NOT!!!! BEST. DAY. EVER. Thank you thank you thank you for taking our vision and absolutely exceeding all of our expectations. You really set the vibe and all our guests were talking about how incredible you were and how they have never seen a wedding like that for the whole night. We seriously can not thank you enough!!
Also… YOUR OUTFIT!!! Cannot get over it, was so lush!!!
A + K forevz my peeps! Thank you for choosing me!
epic captures coming soon
05/01/2024
POV: You’re a guest at Skye and Mitch’s wedding. Waiting for the usual ho-hum beginning.
Then suddenly you hear the beat drop. Dua Lipa? WTF?
The 💃🏻🎤celebrant says: You all have to cheer for me - it’s in the Marriage Act. Look it up.
Bewildered but amused you start cheering. Is she pretending to be surprised and humbled? Who is this lady?
She gets to the front and says: Buckle up legends. This ain’t no ordinary wedding.
And somehow you believe her. Maybe this ceremony won’t suck after all.
AND SCENE 💃🏻🎤
Pre- hitching shenanigans are my jam. Amps up the vibe. Breaks the glaciers of awks. Let’s ya peeps know we’re rolling loud and unapologetically alive.
You can’t script crowd work. Gotta go full improv.
Gotta look for the guest with a glint in their eye busting for a bant.
Gotta love up Nan slaying her new fit!
Gotta find the homies from the old hood who knew you before your glow up and are ready to spill.
Give me 5 mins.
That’s all I need to change the mood from mild to wild.
When I’m feeling those good vibrations and the guests are giving me the excitations only then do I announce it’s time to go full metal hype on your asses.
To the lovestruck getting ready to wedlock and load here’s my 2 cents: Pick vendors who you make you feel safe yet thrilled. They’re worth every buck.
Thanks for the pic loved working with you!
Thanks for being the best humans to marry and Mitch. I adore you.
24/12/2023
⚡️DOING IT WITH SOME PASSION, SOME COMPASSION, SOME HUMOUR, AND SOME STYLE⚡️
And some riffing off Maya Angelou 💓
Origin story: 3 years and 3 months ago I did my first hitching. A surprise wedding no less. I pretended to be a waitress until I dramatically removed my denim shirt to expose my undercover status and sequins (still slayin the sequin reveal btw)
At that moment I knew. Watching jaws drop to the floor. Hearing bigass belly laughs. Gasping in awe as two lovers took a leap of faith. I was hooked. This was the life for me.
And just over 300 couples later…I’m buzzing with purpose: to make lovers and their gatho of humans feel s**t-hot.
⚡️If I’ve married you…. F**k you’re awesome. You need to know: you made my life way more exciting.
⚡️If I’m gonna marry you…this is only the beginning. Of me falling for you.
⚡️If you’re one of the FRENDORS who inspired me…you made the hitching a fun ride.
🪩 What’s coming up in 2024? A new ace up my sleeve. More glitter no doubt. And of course more tales to tell that surprise and delight 🎤
Have a rocking end of year fest 💥⚡️💃🏻🎤🌈🎶
Thanks for the epic pic
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30/10/2023
LOVECATS WEDDING EXPO IS COMING TO TOWN ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️SUNDAY NOV 5!
For non-tradish lovers wanting a that’s more Hell Yeah than Yeah Nah.
I’ll be there! With a collection irregular wedding vendors who don’t do basic.
There’ll be beats, bevs and banter on tap at the Petersham Bowlo from 11am !
Come on down ⚡️🌈💛⚡️⚡️Pssst. I got free s**t 💃🏻⚡️⚡️Tix in bio legends 💥
11/10/2023
🌟 The Hitch AF by Me CLUB is stoked to spotlight... Laura and Milly! 🌟
These two have been nailing life for two whole shimmies around the sun, soaked in vino vibes, cracker cheeseboards, and pitter patter of paw-tastic Hector the Cavoodle. 🐾
They rallied their own S Club 7 pop stars for a hitching raining F-bombs—fun, feelgood, and the OG kind—were dropped like they real hot 🔥 And because Laura's a proud Scot (is there any other kind ?) the knot was tied with hands colourfully fasted 🌈💓
Thrilled I got to hitch good humans from the hood. Thanks for picking me, you legends. Keep slaying those cheeseboards. 🧀
Pics by lens lord
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10/08/2023
TENS. TENS ACROSS THE BOARD.
Riding down the three- way of love with Nem and Marcel 🕺🏻💃🏻🕺🏻Portrait of two husband hotties and their highly -sequinned lil hitcher 🪩
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“ What an experience. Our ceremony was unlike any other, filled with laughter, sentiment and love! 10’s across the board for our Zoe!! She’s a winner baby! Fabulous from head to toe, start to finish”
Captured by .enam 💓⭐️
27/07/2023
HOW AISLE ROLL 💃🏻🎤🪩
If you lock me in for a ⚡️MAKE IT RAIN WOWS ⚡️ceremony, aisle disco all the way to the beginning of your not so ordinary hitching 🪩⚡️
And I’m taking you and your peeps with me for the time of your lives 🎉
Hitching deeds done right …not s**te 💯 FTW 💯 🥊
Thanks for the epic capture my Maverick of matrimony mate 🎉🕺🏻
27/07/2023
HOW AISLE ROLL 💃🏻🎤🪩
If you lock me in for a ⚡️MAKE IT RAIN WOWS ⚡️ceremony, aisle disco all the way to the beginning of your not so ordinary hitching 🪩⚡️
And I’m taking you and your peeps with me for the time of your lives 🎉
Hitching deeds done right …not s**te 💯 FTW 💯 🥊
Thanks for the epic capture my Maverick of matrimony mate 🕺🏻🎉
25/07/2023
LOUNGE LOVERS 💓⚡️
It’s impossible for me to think about Aminique and Chris without a giant grin taking over my face.
Their wed fest packed a mighty big punch! From pizza before we partied and caravanning cocktails after cracking open I DOs, it was a non-stop roller coaster thriller of a ride.
And I reckon I did ok. Check out what the lovers said:
“Zoe is the most hilarious, fun, s**t-hot, up for anything wedding celebrant you can find”
It takes superstars to marry dopamine -thirsty humans like A + C
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AEIOU…U…R…SENTENCED TO LIFE ⚡️
MEET THE VOWLES 💥💃🏻🕺🏻💥
Their’s is just the same old story: love at first bum perv 👀 on the way to a murder trial 🔥
The scene opens on the high-powered, high-stakes, high-pressure world of the Supreme Court of NSW. Cue ba-boom from Law and Order 📺
Witnesses testified it was an open and shut case of instant attraction when jurors Hannah and Brett began deliberations on….each other. The verdict? They were meant to be 🧡⚡️💥
There was so much to love about this day:
💥It was a bodacious backyard hitching with pizza and drinks flowing hard and fast 🍕🍺
💥The origin story was killer💘
💥Puntastic drinking game: a sip for every lame arse legal pun. Needless to say, everyone was buzzed by the end.
💥 And what’s a wedding without a gender reveal 🌈🎉
💥 Or a ring finger tutorial 🤘
I f**king love my gig. Name one other job where you get to do all of that. I’ll wait ⚡️💃🏻⚡️
#marrymezoe #hypesterhitcher #noboringbits ⚡️💥🧡🌈
HUZZAH! You know what rhymes with wedding meeting? Cocktails! I'm a Negroni gal all the way. What are you having?
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Pic by @johnslaytor shot at the home of the best Negroni in town @marta.sydney
IT’S A SIGN || Fun(ish) facts about the lady behind the celebrant behind the sign 🤓
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Stops to say Hi to dogs.
Once danced the zorba with Kylie Minogue.
Currently seeking cure for excessive add to cart.
Falls hard for mood boards.
Sucker for love stories.
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More importantly... I want to know about you! #marrymezoe
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Hi, I'm Zoe.
Hi, I'm Zoe! When I’m not wowing fans with my peekaboo, I’m a superfun marriage celebrant + mc. Making gorgeous upbeat ceremonies that feel and sound just like you is my superpower.
Because of my borderline clinical obsession with real love stories, I’ll tell yours in a way that’ll hit you and your guests right in that sweet spot where all the feels live 💛 There’ll be (snort) laughing, (happy) tears, (major) awwws and (legit) wows. Or your money back.
But hey, I’m not for everyone. I’m for lovecats that want their day to be fun and relaxed, served up with a side of wow.
So if you’ve said abso-freaking-lutely to love but a big hell no to a boring, join the dot kinda wedding, then I think we’ll hit it off.
Wanna chat about making some non-cliche wedding magic?
Let’s do it. Shoot me a DM.
Photography: John Slaytor
Styling: Atelier Lab
Ever been to wedding that didn’t quite hit the mark? Me too. Was it a little cookie-cutter, too long or the same old “love is patient, love is kind”? Did you think: That’s never gonna happen at my wedding? Great. You’re my kind of human. Read on.
I create ceremonies for loved up peeps who want a wedding that’s ridiculously fun and gets to the heart of who they are. Whether it’s short and sweet or all the thrills, I’ll make it feel naturally you.
I’m part wedding nerd, part funny best friend and part uber profesh organiser. Years in marketing and events have morphed me into a pocket rocket of a kick- ass celebrant who knows how to tell a really good love story with words that hit you right in the feels.
So here’s why I think we’ll be good together:
Not your typical celebrant – I can marry you, I can MC your party, I can take pesky tasks off your wedding to do list.
I give good wed – I promise your ceremony will not sound like those boring ones we’ve all been to and wish we hadn’t.
I’m good value - I get it. Weddings can be expensive. I’ll work my butt off to create a ceremony you love and that your guests will love. I’m talking laughs, happy tears and gushing.
I’m a mould breaker and a mood maker – Ideas for days about how to do things differently. You’re not boring. So why would your wedding be?