05/09/2024
💃🏻 HITCH HITCH HOORAY 💃🏻
💓 FOUR YEARS OF HITCHING LOVESTRUCK LEGENDS 🎉🎉🎉
Twas once upon a Sept 5th day that I rocked up to fancy schmancy restaurant, disgused as a crap waitress with tickets on herself!
When all at once, BAM! Apron off. Shirt ripped off! Sequins blinding guests. Their minds 💨💨
I’ve been rocking the old “watch me pull a sequin outta thin air” trick ever since. And it never gets old. 🙌🏼
4 years later? Still serving looks and legit ceremonies.
The scoreboard as it stands:
- Words dropped: 1M+
- Wedding convos: Lost count
- Sparkly fits: Triple digits
- S**t-hot hitchuations: 360+
- Boots rocked: 60 ( send help )
- Bubbles popped: Hell yeah
My fave boss lady move? Ditching heels for hitching boots 👢🙌🏼💃🏻
Loving this gig harder than a rom-com finale. Can’t stop, won’t stop.
To Lauren and Sean - my OG couple. Happy Anni! You started this wild ride for me. You never forget your first!
To the legends I’ve married - we have excellent taste. You were a hoot to meet and marry!
And to those still to say I do. See you aisle side. I’ll be the one with the big grin ready to knock your socks off.
Mwah 🎉🎉💓🙌🏼