Bettie Bandit Variety Show

22/06/2022

⭐️ PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT ⭐️

YA’LL ARE IN FOR A SHREDDING TREAT! .horror the lead guitarist in is coming to tear it up! 😍🎸

Stepping away from his usual music man talents to grace our stage TOMORROW NIGHT! 👏🏻

ALMOST SOLD OUT! LAST TIX THROUGH BIO 💋

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21/06/2022

⭐️ PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT ⭐️

The fringiest, and cringiest of the of the London underworld theatre geeks. Born to the bowels of the Soho Theatre’s Basement and underbelly of The Roundhouse, birthed at Brighton Fringe. The slipperiest, genderfluiditiest of the majestys. Seediest of the circus freaks, a poet that turned to mime for better expression. Literally chiseled out of a victorian trunk as soon as they thankfully passed Australian border control and customs. You never know what this clown has up their sleeves or up their nose. The big mouthed hormonal monster … CHOKING HAZARD.

We’ve been given warnings for this act so you know you don’t want to miss it!

THIS THURSDAY! 23RD OF JUNE ✨ 8PM ✨

ONLY A SMALL AMOUNT OF TIX LEFT YA’LL! LINK IN BIO 💋

Live stream through 🎥🥂

19/06/2022

⭐️ PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT ⭐️

Rara is an impish smart-arse who enjoys being paid to make fun of things which they have done at festivals and venues all over the world!

We can’t wait to see what has in stall for us!

THIS THURSDAY 23RD OF JUNE AT 8PM SHARP! ✨

at live streamed via 🎥🥂

Last tix through bio 💋

19/06/2022

The hostess with the mostest doesn’t just run the show, she gets down n dirty with acts of her own! 😉🖤✨

Last show is comin’ up THIS THURSDAY the 23rd of June! Still a few tickets left!

See you at at 8pm! 🥂⭐️

Tix through the bio link 💋

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16/06/2022

⭐️ PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT ⭐️

Welcoming the DEVINE .denero! 💜

Somebody call Vogue. This one of a kind collectible is ready for her close up. Doe would like to show you *exactly* where your money goes. Washed down with a tall glass of champagne, and her sugar daddies dollars, this darling deer wants to remind you that the world does *actually* revolve around her.

ONLY A HANDFUL OF TIX LEFT! GRAB THEM FROM OUR BIO! 💋

Even some more sneaky announcements coming! 😉

THURSDAY 23RD OF JUNE
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8PM! 🎪

15/06/2022

⭐️ PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT ⭐️

NEXT THURSDAY YA’LL!

So excited to welcome back the darling with a brand new act! 🔥

Cosmic dominance is the goal for this performer and what better way to achieve it than with the dark neon fantasy version of burlesque. Gender chaos, drag thing and stage villain, get ready to be entertained by the infamous Royal Eclipse.

Tickets almost sold out and it’s the last show for some time so don’t sleep on it! Link in bio! 💋🔥

THURSDAY 23RD OF JUNE 🥂 8PM

Live streamed via 🎥

14/06/2022

⭐️ PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT ⭐️

Porcelain is a neurodiverse performer from the “City Of Arts” in the beautiful Blue Mountains. When not running The Sock Hop Vintage Arts space and sharing her love of vintage dance as Mamma Fox at Stone Cold Fox Burlesque Collective, Porcelain is busy getting fiery and flirty with her red hot brand of burlesque on stages around Australia.
A curvy vintage v***n with a passion for combining vintage glamour, jazz and blues with the dark, strange and unusual, Porcelain is a combination of old time pinup, femme fatale and gothic goddess all wrapped up in one weird and wild little package, ready to set your heart and soul on fire.

THURSDAY 23RD OF JUNE ✨ 8PM ✨ 🍹

Streamed via 🎥

TICKETS SELLING FAST THROUGH BIO 💋!!!!

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13/06/2022

⭐️ PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT ⭐️

Only a couple of weeks until our next show!

Next on the HUGE lineup is the beautiful and sultry ! Who also produces the ✨🔥

Like a fine wine, Ana Seethe only gets better with age. Ana is a burlesque performer, producer and published pin up model who also teaches burlesque at Sky Sirens and Stone Cold Fox Burlesque.
Made in the Hawkesbury with Mediterranean and Hungarian origins, in a time before mobile phones and internet, Ana proves the significance and importance of terroir. She is passionate about adults continuing to be creative and expressing themselves throughout their entire lifetime, not just in their childhood and teenage years.
You will not find another sweeter, cheekier, full bodied and matured to perfection...with a hint of untameable wildness.

Tickets through our bio link! 💋

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THURSDAY 23RD JUNE - 8PM - 🍹
Streamed via 🎥

07/06/2022

⭐️ PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT ⭐️

So excited to welcome back the gorgeous cutie patotie ! 💗✨

Prepare your prenups, its the sugar-baby nightmare of burlesque, Bella Babydoll!

Miss Babydoll’s mesmerising movements, darling dimples, and butter-wouldn’t-melt demeanour will delight and disarm you quicker than you can say ‘Anna Nicole Smith’.
Sourcing her inspiration from the vintage v***ns of decades gone by, the feminist icons of strip tease, and the tears of grown men, Bella brings a cheeky twist to traditional burlesque, with a fusion of past and present, to display the power in her femininity.

Not for the weak-hearted or empty-walleted, Miss Babydoll has a passion for the art of tease, and can sniff out a vulnerable man in a crowded room any night of the week. So lower your guard, take a shot of insulin, and get ready for the (suspiciously) flirty, the (sickly) sweet, Bella Babydoll!

Tickets are selling like hot cakes ya’ll! Grab yours now or miss out forever! Link in bio! 🔥💋

THURSDAY JUNE 23RD 🍾 8PM 💋

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02/06/2022

⭐️PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT⭐️

Rogue Siren is a buxom bombshell who uses her fans like nunchucks. This time she will be Blazn' it up with silk fans and will have the crowd wanting more... buy a ticket otherwise you will miss out and have the sads on not getting to witness this fierce badass in action.

TIX THROUGH BIO! 🔥💋

THURSDAY 23RD OF JUNE ✨ 8PM ✨ 🍾

Streamed via 🎥

01/06/2022

⭐️PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT ⭐️

Next on our HUGE lineup is the multitalented !

Dubbed “Gruesome - yet Oddly Sexy” by The Advertiser, Aleksandra The Great found their feet in the worlds of both Burlesque and Sideshow Circus and from there fashioned this amazing hybrid entertainer who is truly one of a kind.

Electrifying audiences all over Australia, this Boss Babe is a Certified Freak and Weirdo for Hire, celebrated for their deadly talents and sensual, captivating st******se, with performances that will have you on the edge of your seat in anticipation.

Last time they graced our Knox Street Bar] stage, they brought staples and had the audience cheering and feeling a little frightened 😂 What will they do next? 😍

TIX THROUGH BIO! 🔥

THURSDAY JUNE 23RD - 8PM - Knox Street Bar] 🍾

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25/05/2022

We can’t get ENOUGH of the glorious and super sexy !!! 😍😍😍

Next show is comin’ up real soon on Thursday the 23rd of June! Link in bio to catch the next round of madness 💋♥️

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23/05/2022

Total babe !

Next show is Thursday the 23rd of June and is already selling fast ya’ll! Link in bio! 💋

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20/05/2022

⭐️ PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT ⭐️

When it comes to the pole, Grey Ace is a seasoned professional, but you will get to see her for the first time without a pole to hide behind. You may have seen her before as a variety of characters, from a Dinosaur, to a Shark, and even as a Va**na.
She is a little fuzzy, a little red, and just a little bit ticklish!

TICKETS SELLING FAST YA’LL! HIT THAT MOSHTIX LINK ♥️

THURSDAY 23RD OF JUNE ✨ 8PM! ✨

Streamed via also! 🎥🥳

18/05/2022

That’s all folks!

Our next show will be the last at for a short while! And it’s gonna be a HUGE one!

Coming to a sexy new night of Thursday the 23rd of June at 8pm sharp!

Tickets available NOW! You can grab them through our bio link and Facebook 💋🔥

Stay tuned for lineup announcements! We have everything from musicians, sideshow, comedy, showgirls to drag kings and loads more!!!

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17/05/2022

HOOPING ROCKSTAR at our April show! 😍⭐️

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16/05/2022

Old Hollywood glamour at our April show! ✨⭐️✨

New show announcement soon with a sexy new night! Keep your eyes peeled! 🤩♥️

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13/05/2022

You can always find the boss lady/queen of the rodeo at the bar! 🤠🥃

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11/05/2022

04/05/2022

SATURDAY NIGHT!!! ⭐️👏🏻

We’re so excited to welcome the fabulous to the lineup!

Antonio Mantonio specialises in parody songs, but also sings, dances and performs acrobatics – is there anything he can’t do? One of Sydney's most well-known drag kings, Antonio has been performing in both the alternative and gay and le***an scenes for well over a decade, including at such iconic events and venues as Q***r as F**k, Sydny Kings, The Drag Kings at Giant Dwarf, Mardi Gras Fair Day, ARQ, the Imperial Hotel, and Q***r Central at the Sly Fox. Antonio also writes and presents the monthly Q***r History segment on Q***r as F**k’s Ask Aunty podcast. Come and see why Antonio's unique brand of alternative comedy is beloved and renowned throughout Australia!

Last tix available from our bio link! 💋

SATURDAY 7TH MAY - 7PM AND 9:30PM - 🥂

7pm show live streamed via 🎥✨

03/05/2022

Last months show was a HOOT! 🤠✨

We’re so excited to see ya’ll this Saturday night with a whole new lineup of stars!

May lineup featuring
PALOMA NEGRA (HEADLINER)








Tix through bio! 💋⭐️

02/05/2022

⭐️ MAY HEADLINER ⭐️

We have the exquisite Paloma Negra!!! 😍

Ya’ll don’t want to miss this incredible dancer and teacher!

Tickets still available for both sessions but won’t last long! 🔥🎟

SATURDAY 7TH MAY - - 7PM AND 9:30PM 🥂

Tix through bio 🖤

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30/04/2022

NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT YA’LL! TICKETS IN BIO LINK 🎟💋

So excited to have back on our Knox Street Bar] stage! 😍

Pull up a pew and pour yourself a nice cuppa as the skilful Miss Amber Dextrous pulls out all the stops. Enjoy as this blue haired British broad artfully handles all manner of… props… that will leave you breathless.

7PM AND 9:30PM SESSIONS - SATURDAY 7TH MAY - Knox Street Bar] 🥂

7pm show streamed through as well 🎥👀

Also a limited amount of our super cute shirts will be available to purchase on the night!

28/04/2022

Pretty in pink at our February show captured by 📸💖✨

Next show is selling fast! Saturday 7th of May with a brand new lineup!

Tickets through bio! 🎟🔥

27/04/2022

HAVE YA’LL GOT YOUR TICKETS TO NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT’S SHOW YET?! 😍🔥

We’re so excited to welcome back one of our favourite songbirds and audience royalty to our stage!

Bringing something different!

While usually a performer of original material in the Sydney live music scene, Violet occasionally dives into cabaret, burlesque and enjoys creating varied and interesting characters to bring to life on stage. This will be her second time performing at the Bang Bang Bandit Variety show!

SATURDAY 7TH MAY - 7PM AND 9:30PM - 🥂

Tix through our bio! 💋💋

20/04/2022

HOLY SMOKES! 😍🔥

Next on our May lineup is ! 💖

All the way from France, this french fairy discovered a new way of dancing when she moved to Australia.
Lily loves flowy, slow, feminine and sensual movements, and she is very excited to share this sensual floorwork act with us!

SATURDAY 7TH MAY - 🥂
7PM AND 9:30PM ✨
TIX THROUGH BIO AND EVENT PAGE 💋
7pm show streamed through 🎥💜

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16/04/2022

Salvador Darling drips surreal sensuality by mixing her passion for art and performance to create something truly dreamy. She'll have you wondering if you've stepped into a fever dream to hear the siren's call, so strap in because s**t is about to get surreal!

Oh my lawwwwd! We can’t wait to have the incredible back! ✨

TICKETS SELLING FAST YA’LL! LINK IN BIO! 💋

SATURDAY 7TH MAY - 7PM AND 9:30PM - 🥂

7pm show streamed via 🎥

13/04/2022

LINEUP ANNOUNCEMENT! 😍

This cotton candy dream queen is the epitome of Trash-bag Glam; the glitz and glam of burlesque served with a side of judgmental trailer trash. Sweet enough to give you toothache and salty enough to leave you parched; this delectable dessert will make you laugh while you question your childhood, your choices, and your sexuality.

We can’t WAIT to have the delicious tear it up on our stage!

SATURDAY 7TH MAY - 7PM AND 9:30PM - TIX THROUGH BIO AND FACEBOOK 💋

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