06/18/2023
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY to ALL YOU AWESOME DADS out there!!! My dad is best known for his dad jokes... Every supper we would sit down together and he would share his "dad jokes". Love you dad!! ❤️ ( Merlin Badry ) and to my cl hubby, Damian ❤️
Found this in the web to share... please feel free to laugh or share YOUR best Dad Jokes!!
In honor of joke-telling dads everywhere, we present the best of the best corny dad jokes and puns, whether you need a few new one-liners to add to your own repertoire, are craving a good chuckle, or are looking for a good Father’s Day caption or dad quote to honor your hilarious pops. Get ready for the eye rolls, because we're coming in hot.
Best Corny Dad Jokes. 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣
*"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
*"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
*"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
*"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."
*"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."
*"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints.
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."
"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."
"How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
(Copied from Countryliving.com)
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