Queen of the south charcuterie

🎉👑 Hear Ye, Hear Ye: A Royal New Year’s Address! 👑🎉2024, you absolute beast of a year—you’ve been owned. The Queens didn’t just survive this year, we DOMINATED like the glorious sandwich-slinging, coffee-pouring legends we are.Let’s break it down for you:🏰 Renovated smack in the middle of summer.🏰 Moved our entire empire during the same sweaty chaos.🏰 Opened our doors to a whole new kingdom—and guess what? We CRUSHED IT. And now, for the pièce de résistance: 43,289 SANDWICHES. Yes, you read that right—forty-three THOUSAND, two hundred and eighty-nine slices of deliciousness crafted with love and devoured with glee. AND THAT’S JUST FROM OUR STORE. That doesn’t even count the hundreds we’ve donated to schools, community events, and anywhere we could spread the Queen’s love. Basically, we’re not just feeding the town—we’re ruling it, one sandwich at a time. To my staff: You are the knights of this roundtable, the magic behind the madness. You’ve taken every wild idea I’ve thrown your way (and trust me, there were many) and turned them into pure gold. I’m so bloody proud of you, and I couldn’t have asked for a better court. To my customers: You, my loyal subjects, have proven time and time again why we do what we do. Your unwavering support, laughter, and appetite for our delicious chaos keep this castle standing tall. As we step boldly into 2025, know this: The Queens aren’t done. We’re just getting started. The ideas are only getting wilder, the flavors bolder, and the sandwiches? Oh, they’ll keep stacking higher.Here’s to another year of laughter, love, and conquering life like the fabulous maniacs we are. May your New Year be as epic as a Queen of the South sandwich and as exciting as our next wild venture. Thank you for every moment, every sandwich, and every ounce of love you’ve shared with us. We’ll see you in 2025—bigger, bolder, and ready to rule all over again! 💃👑—Forever Fabulo

🎉👑 Hear Ye, Hear Ye: A Royal New Year’s Address! 👑🎉2024, you absolute beast of a year—you’ve been owned. The Queens didn’t just survive this year, we DOMINATED like the glorious sandwich-slinging, coffee-pouring legends we are.Let’s break it down for you:🏰 Renovated smack in the middle of summer.🏰 Moved our entire empire during the same sweaty chaos.🏰 Opened our doors to a whole new kingdom—and guess what? We CRUSHED IT.And now, for the pièce de résistance: 43,289 SANDWICHES. Yes, you read that right—forty-three THOUSAND, two hundred and eighty-nine slices of deliciousness crafted with love and devoured with glee. AND THAT’S JUST FROM OUR STORE. That doesn’t even count the hundreds we’ve donated to schools, community events, and anywhere we could spread the Queen’s love. Basically, we’re not just feeding the town—we’re ruling it, one sandwich at a time.To my staff: You are the knights of this roundtable, the magic behind the madness. You’ve taken every wild idea I’ve thrown your way (and trust me, there were many) and turned them into pure gold. I’m so bloody proud of you, and I couldn’t have asked for a better court.To my customers: You, my loyal subjects, have proven time and time again why we do what we do. Your unwavering support, laughter, and appetite for our delicious chaos keep this castle standing tall.As we step boldly into 2025, know this: The Queens aren’t done. We’re just getting started. The ideas are only getting wilder, the flavors bolder, and the sandwiches? Oh, they’ll keep stacking higher.Here’s to another year of laughter, love, and conquering life like the fabulous maniacs we are. May your New Year be as epic as a Queen of the South sandwich and as exciting as our next wild venture.Thank you for every moment, every sandwich, and every ounce of love you’ve shared with us. We’ll see you in 2025—bigger, bolder, and ready to rule all over again! 💃👑—Forever Fabulous,The

🎄✨ LAST NIGHT WAS LIT—literally! ✨🎄The Queen of the South’s first-ever Main Street Light-Up was a roaring, glowing, belly-laughing success! The restaurant was PACKED—our little kingdom was hoppin’ like Rudolph on an espresso high. Seriously, if you weren’t there, where even were you?!Oh, and let’s talk about The Grinch. That green rascal was up to no good, stealing hearts (and maybe a cookie or two) while wreaking merry mayhem all over town. 🎅👀 Someone hand him a sandwich before he tries swiping the Christmas tree next!And the parade? 🤩 Absolutely spectacular! To every contestant who marched, sparkled, danced, or decked their halls in dazzling creativity—well done, you festive legends! The Queen salutes you with her scepter (and maybe a hot toddy).But the real star? Sir Bones Alot! That skeletal showstopper went full-on Santa this year, complete with a red suit, a big ol’ hat, and more holiday spirit than a mug of spiked eggnog. He perched proudly above the restaurant, spreading joy (and maybe a touch of intimidation) to all who passed by. 🎅💀A massive THANK YOU to everyone who joined us for this magical evening. Whether you came for the food, the vibes, or just to see Sir Bones Alot in all his holiday glory, we appreciate you.Here’s to kicking off the holiday season in style, one twinkling light and belly laugh at a time! Stay tuned—there’s more Christmas mischief where that came from. 🎅🎄✨

Tapas tonight !!!3:00pm-8:00pm!! Did someone say BAKED BRIE !!!

Alright, how about this:🚨 Brace yourselves, sugar junkies 🚨Julie, our wild baking sorceress, has been elbow-deep in dough, buttercream, and chocolate ALL. DAMN. DAY. The oven is hotter than Satan’s armpit and things are gettin’ REAL in here. 🍫🍋Here’s what’s poppin’ out of that inferno:🔥 Chocolate cupcakes slathered with Baileys buttercream that’ll make you feel sinful before noon.🍋 Lemon loaf so tangy it’ll slap you sideways.🍌 Chocolate chip banana loaf because who the hell doesn’t want dessert for breakfast?!🌱 Vegan fudge with walnuts – yes, it’s vegan, and yes, it’s still gonna rock your world.🗓️ Date squares so good they’ll make you forget your ex.🍪 Gluten-free cranberry white chocolate cookie bars – with orange cream cheese frosting, because why the hell not?!⚫️⚪️ Black-and-white cookie bars smothered in vanilla fall-themed buttercream that screams “I’m classy AF!”Get your butts down here and load up while Julie’s still on her sugar-buzz rampage. You won’t regret it… until your pants don’t fit. 🤷‍♀️ #BakeItTillYouMakeIt #SweetTreats

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Some advice from the Queen’s 😂 Ladies and gentlemen, behold the ultimate weapon of subtle neighborly revenge: obnoxious wind chimes from Costco. 🌬🔔 To the lovely folks next door who think their lawnmower needs to run at dawn and that leaf blowers should double as alarm clocks: enjoy this new addition to your lives. These chimes are so loud and irritating, they could make a saint lose their sh*t. May their relentless clanging drive you as nuts as your early morning antics drive me. Sweet dreams, jerks. 🎶😈 #WindChimeWarrior #CostcoRevenge #AnnoyYourNeighbors #SubtleButSavage

Happy freaking Friday from my staff to yours ! We love you all! HAPPY EASTER WEEKEND

Hazelnut AFFAGATO’s in the house !!