Professor Dictabeat

Professor Dictabeat With so many styles of wonderful music to dance to, why just stick to one? https://www.dictabeatevents.com/

Although originally born in Guatemala, Professor Dictabeat was born again in The Netherlands in a cheese ritual that went horribly wrong. The rehabilitation order meant that he had to work in a record store where he was framed for a crime he did not commit. With cries of “I did not sell a schlager song.” he fled the Netherlands and headed for the sunny shores of Berlin, where he spent the next 10

years studying to become a professor of beat dictating. During his classes he made the acquaintance of a young David BaGuetta, this led to the Professor's love of music....somehow, the details are sketchy. The two were an unstoppable duo the likes of which the world has never seen since the invention of three-chord house songs. They spent their time working towards world peace, which they briefly achieved in 1997 by spraying the entire world with chemtrails made of MDMA. Unfortunately, tragedy struck when one of their wacky experiments backfired and left David more hair than man. Vowing never to genetically corrupt another superstar DJ, the Professor turned to music and never looked back. Since then he’s been focusing on making electronic music and having fun DJ-ing, like normal everyday Berliners do.

Approved the bubble tea today! Good stuff.
15/11/2025

Approved the bubble tea today!
Good stuff.

11/11/2025

My MPC Live 3 got me reworking all my singles into an entire live set.
The people at really nailed it with this machine.
What a beautiful device.

10/11/2025

I bought a synthrack/fx rack from Buso audio.

I noticed after a while, the veneer let go on a panel, so I contacted them for help thinking they might send some woodglue and rubber bands with instructions or new veneerstrips or something.

Instead they showed me they do not play around and instead sent me full new custom panels for both sides and they look phenomenal!

I am baffled at the level of service and quality.

This is the kind of customer service other companies can learn from.
Above and beyond for sure!
Thanks

07/11/2025
 mixers get pretty warm.... and it's purrfect for my cat.
02/11/2025

mixers get pretty warm.... and it's purrfect for my cat.

22/10/2025

I see everyone making really cool boombap, trap etc. and doing amazing fingerdrumming, but I make electro.

With my MPC Live 3, I've reached a new level of production.

I don't just create live sets or control my hardware synths with it, I now do full on productions with it as well and exchanging projects with

What a beautiful device.

19/10/2025

If you weren't boycotting Starbucks because of Gaza, maybe this will make you think twice about your convenience purchases and buy your caffeinated sugardrinks elsewhere.

When I DJ at a private event or wedding, I bring request cards with me so people can request their favourite songs.Somet...
12/10/2025

When I DJ at a private event or wedding, I bring request cards with me so people can request their favourite songs.
Sometimes I get cute little bits of joy like this. Godt from a party guest.

08/10/2025

I got the new MPC Live 3. I absolutely love this thing, and yes, all the influencers are showing off beautifully how it works as a standalone device, but the feature used most by a lot of synth heads isn't explained properly anywhere.
How to use it with external gear!

So, I thought I'd share a quick and dirty video.
Let me know if you have any questions in the comments.

.music delivered today.My long awaited  MPC Live 3 arrived!!! 😍😍😍Big up to Akai for having stock ready to ship on releas...
06/10/2025

.music delivered today.
My long awaited MPC Live 3 arrived!!! 😍😍😍
Big up to Akai for having stock ready to ship on release. ❤️

I also got me a SSD to drop it in and found out after updating I have a plugin I didn't realize I had.

I can't wait to do my next live set on this.

A table full of beauty. 😍😍😍I use my MPC Key37 as the mothership, the TD-3 for a hint of acid, the RayGunFx Ghosttrap to ...
19/09/2025

A table full of beauty. 😍😍😍
I use my MPC Key37 as the mothership, the TD-3 for a hint of acid, the RayGunFx Ghosttrap to give the acid some fuzzy flavour, and the Circuit Rhythm for beatgrid fx.

This is such a minimal yet powerful and versatile setup.

What's your setup look like? Tell me in the comments!

Remember that time I was on .berlin for the second time? Yeah that was in May!!!I brought my gold MPC Live2, my  PEAK an...
05/08/2025

Remember that time I was on .berlin for the second time?
Yeah that was in May!!!

I brought my gold
MPC Live2, my PEAK and my limited edition TD-3 in Yellow.

Go catch the recap on YouTube!

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