Count Backwards

06/05/2024

Locked n loaded…ready for soggy bank holiday fun at Cheriton, Hampshire village fete. With Count Backwards and Punch And Judy Show by Professor Count Backwards the bank holiday is certainly doing “what it says on the tin”!

29/04/2024

Gonna be appearing at this event on the Bank Holiday next week!! Magical mayhem with yours truly AND Mr. Punch and friends …yup, Punch & Judy Show.. fun fun fun for all at this delightful event x

13/04/2024

Wanted to say…THANK YOU to P&O Cruises P&O K407 Cruise Arvia 31st March 24 Med Carnival Cruise Line Entertainment and most of all, thanks to the amazing passengers, young n not so young (!) fellow entertainers all of whom are superb, crew, technicians in Clubhouse,
Reef (Youth department, esp. Youth Manager and Assistant Manager) for an unforgettable Easter Cruise aboard Arvia.
I will post future cruise dates n details.
But for now, until the best time, ¡Adios Amigos! Thanks for having me and the Countess.

10/04/2024

Me and ma NEW PAL…..Wallace!! And Gromit of course. My onboard Bro with the “cheesy” grin…see what I did there?? Ha ha. &OCruises Arvia, world’s greatest fun comedy magician n that.

07/04/2024

P&O CruisesBack onstage TONIGHT at 7pm Clubhouse! Arvia’s very own Minister of magical mirth n mayhem. Tonight’s show features…FISH RACING. Yup, probably the only magician bold (silly) enough to attempt this….. don’t miss it. As they probably won’t let me try it again….ever!!! P&O K407 Cruise Arvia 31st March 24 Med Carnival Cruise Line Entertainment
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06/04/2024

Show day TODAY!!!!
2pm at CLUBHOUSE, deck 8 aft.
Oh, it’ll help if you are on board &OArvia

Picture below made me giggle… you like?

05/04/2024

I’m an official “Highlight” today. Hooray. Here’s to the lovely editor of the P&O Cruises Horizon daily paper. Who can definitely spot supreme talent when they see it. P&O Cruises &OArvia

02/04/2024

Well, here we are back on board beautiful P&O Cruises first Count Backwards comedy magic show early evening..can’t wait! Ahoy there me harties! Pirates of all ages welcome. Clubhouse Deck 8, 6:30pm Count Backwards

26/02/2024

A Taste of Wickham Festival, one of many favourites. This is a super lovely event. Fun, friendly n tasty too. Multiple Count Backwards magic shows to loads a lovely people. Please stop by and say hello 👋

🫒NEWS JUST IN!!! 🫒

STALL HOLDER APPLICATIONS WILL BE OPEN FROM THIS COMING WEEKEND!
Get those applications in ASAP...
We can't wait to hear from you 😍

When: Sunday 15th Sept 2024
Time: A new time of 11am-5pm 🕚

13/02/2024

Stage set and ready to (Rock) n roll! It’s the Count (and Countess) Backwards’s family fun DISCO 🕺🏽 PARTYYY!
Great fun was had with loads of wonderful families getting involved. All ages all pitching on and enjoying the music n disco based magical silliness on board the fabulous IONA at half term.
Lots more magical fun still to come folks!

28/01/2024

Someone got waaay too close to the snow machine at yesterday’s party! 🎉

14/01/2024

My powers are growing….. take this! X

12/01/2024

World’s Famous Back-to-Front, mixed up magical mayhem with the Count onboard &OBritannia. Wow 🤩 what an amazing Christmas & New Year it’s been working our shows on this incredible ship. Fantastic guests who’ve loved the shows. Wonderful crew. Amazing talented co-workers and fellow guest entertainers.
Thanks for ALL your brilliant support Youth Department, Ents Department and Tech crew too!
The fab Reef Rangers who totally deserve a “Presto-Hey”! As does Countess Backwards for her fabulous work too.
Some more pics next bits to follow.

29/12/2023

Christmas Cruise complete!
Fabulous festive fun n funnies on board the beautiful Britannia. Thanks P&O Cruises for an amazing 14nts Caribbean cruise. Lots of great magic shows and other appearances…including hanging with Santa and the Elves at the Reef Christmas Fete. Thanks to also for bringing the party and all round awesome works with me.
Now, let’s go round again and have magical fun for the New Year Cruise 🚢
“Presto Hey”!

07/12/2023

A sneakey peek at some of the wonderful magical surprises being prepared for lucky families and children aboard Britannia this Xmas & New Year.

07/12/2023

🐊 crocodile grabs the baby!! Oh no! Silliness all round with Mr. Punch and friends yesterday. (But DON’T fret, is just our little story and baby’s a fully trained stunt baby and is fine really) Phew!

04/12/2023

I see Christmas a’comin!
Had a fantastic magical “spell” over super(natural) events and parties right through from Thursday. St. Joseph’s Xmas school discos - always the best fun with that lot!! Private AND Xmas themed parties and shows throughout the weekend but unfortunately I’m always a little (lot) too busy for taking pics. So suffice it to say excellent fun at Millie’s party, awesome and packed for the Xmas fair! And big fun with the cubs and Browies Xmas party and Xmas lights switch on yesterday.
Phew. (might just need a few weeks in the sun soon!)

21/11/2023

Dat’s me doing magic n stuff innit!?!
A WONDERFUL weekend just passed by entertaining some delightful birthday children. Really lovely to see such happiness and delight all round!
Lots more coming up including my final Punch & Judy shows of this year at the fabulous Beaulieu Village Christmas event on Saturday! …. That’s the way to do it!!

13/11/2023

Professor Count Backwards will present his awesome Punch & Judy shows at this fabulous festive event.

13/11/2023

Count Backwards showing up and showing out .tap.blandford for Xmas Event!

12/11/2023

The Littledown One! All the deets on the flyer. (A little birds tells me it’s ALREADY sold out, but hit them up anyways…standby list?) or come to one of our others……?!

12/11/2023

I’ll be there with festive magical fun, interactive comedy magic show and good times for all! Ho Ho Hoooow did he do THAT?!

31/10/2023

Boo 👻! Happy Halloween to all the little freaks, ghosts and ghouls who were brave enough to come and party with at
“Mummy” knows best when it comes to the Monster Mummy Wrap game!
Thanks to all who attended, and survived.
Much fun was had entertaining the children. Don’t forget that “Count Backwards” is available for private birthday parties throughout the year. Book now for a Spooky Special Offer…!

23/10/2023

That’ll be Count Dracu/ …err, I mean Count Backwards hosting this lil scare fest. Bring you small children. They’ll never sleep again! Booooooooo. 👻
(Ha ha only kidding, just fun stuff really)

🎃 What a Treat 🎃

Treat your kiddiwinks to an evening full of magical mischief here at the Brewery Tap. ..Fancy dress is a MUST 🧙‍♀️

Count Backwards will host a children’s Halloween party for 2 hours of dancing, disco party, games, competitions etc. and then a fangtastic bite to eat, to end the evening.

£14 only for a meal, drinks and entertainment provided by Punch Entertainments

Grab your tickets today by heading over to https://www.hall-woodhousebrewerytap.co.uk/october-half-term/

21/10/2023

PARTYYYYY!
At Toby’s 6th Birthday party today…
My hand fell off….!

06/10/2023

Hanging out with famous people / erm, SHEEP is all in a day’s work whilst entertaining on P&O Ship Arvia!!

24/08/2023

Oh yes, I’ve gotta good feeling about magical mirth and mixed up mayhem starring yours truly! I also plan to check out whilst there as I have a “side hustle” as a stand up comedian. So, Stitches booking agent…watch out, The Count Backwards show is coming for ya!

Less than 3 weeks to go to the fantastic Taste of Wickham!

Lots of free family entertainment from Ems friendly farm, face painting and Count Backwards magic shows!

Wonderful bite size talks including award winning comedians from Stitches Comedy Clubs and food demo's from Bowman Ales Ltd and The Mobile Fish Company

along with over 60 stalls selling locally made and created produce.

Can't wait to see you!

17/08/2023

Met a girl at the awesome DJ night on board.
See first picture- I think she may have gone a little OTT on the lips Botox treatment??!! Hee Hee.

17/08/2023

More magical mixed up mirth n mayhem with The Count on stage at on the amazing . Massive audience for this show, lots of silliness and magic as only yours truly knows how.

13/08/2023

Me n me shipmate Shaun (he’s a sheep) !