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WOW! You guys wiped us out at Swarkestone again! We had the best weekend we've ever had and we're so so grateful. 🥹 We'r...
17/11/2025

WOW! You guys wiped us out at Swarkestone again!
We had the best weekend we've ever had and we're so so grateful. 🥹

We're both now focusing on the business and it's been a scary jump but weekends like this make me feel like we can make it work. 💪

We have a couple of £5 boxes that we'll advertise later but there really isn't much left at all!

Our next events:

Sudbury Hall - 21st - 23rd Nov
Trent College - Sam's Charity Event - 22nd Nov 10-4
Sadler Gate Night Market - 27th Nov 5-9
Leek Artisan Market - 28th Nov 10-4
Weston on Trent Primary School Wreath Making Event - 28th Nov 6:30-10
Brickmaker's Arms, Newton Solney - 30th Nov 12-4

Christmas menu also coming this week. 🎄

We have fully re-stocked and we have all this with us OUTSIDE at Swarkestone Garden Centre today:Sausage rolls:Plain Lin...
16/11/2025

We have fully re-stocked and we have all this with us OUTSIDE at Swarkestone Garden Centre today:

Sausage rolls:
Plain Lincolnshire
Pigs in blankets
Festive (honey roast pork with cranberry and mixed spice)
Caramelised onion chutney
Chilli jam
Chorizo
Honey and mustard
Pork and apple
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage' (vg)
Gluten free sausage

Cheese twists

Focaccia:
Garlic and rosemary
Tomato

Scones:
Sultana
Mince pie
Cranberry and white chocolate
Cheese

Reindeer brownies
Twix and mars brownies
Rocky road
Gingerbread men (DF)
Shortbread
Mince pies (vg)
Gluten and dairy free lemon drizzle

If you would like anything saving or a delivery tonight, let us know.

See you soon!

Carly & Craig x

What we have with us OUTSIDE at Swarkestone Garden Centre this weekend:Sausage rolls:Plain Lincolnshire Pigs in blankets...
15/11/2025

What we have with us OUTSIDE at Swarkestone Garden Centre this weekend:

Sausage rolls:
Plain Lincolnshire
Pigs in blankets
Festive (honey roast pork with cranberry and mixed spice)
Caramelised onion chutney
Chilli jam
Chorizo
Honey and mustard
Pork and apple
Cheese and bacon (small only)
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage' (vg)
Gluten free sausage

Cheese twists

Focaccia:
Garlic and rosemary
Tomato
Marmite
Plain

Scones:
Sultana
Mince pie
Cranberry and white chocolate
Cheese

Reindeer brownies
Twix and mars brownies
Rocky road
Gingerbread men (DF)
Shortbread
Mince pies (vg)
Gluten and dairy free lemon drizzle

If you would like anything saving or a delivery Saturday evening, please send us a message. ❤️

See you there!

Carly & Craig x

What we'll have with us OUTSIDE at Swarkestone Garden Centre this weekend:Sausage rolls:Plain Lincolnshire Pigs in blank...
15/11/2025

What we'll have with us OUTSIDE at Swarkestone Garden Centre this weekend:

Sausage rolls:
Plain Lincolnshire
Pigs in blankets
Festive (honey roast pork with cranberry and mixed spice)
Caramelised onion chutney
Chilli jam
Chorizo
Honey and mustard
Pork and apple
Cheese and bacon (small only)
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage' (vg)
Gluten free sausage

Cheese twists

Focaccia:
Garlic and rosemary
Tomato
Marmite
Plain

Scones:
Sultana
Mince pie
Cranberry and white chocolate
Cheese

Reindeer brownies
Twix and mars brownies
Rocky road
Gingerbread men (DF)
Shortbread
Mince pies (vg)
Gluten and dairy free lemon drizzle

If you would like anything saving or a delivery Saturday evening, please send us a message. ❤️

See you there!

Carly & Craig x

We're at Swarkestone Garden Centre this weekend!Saturday - 9-5:30Sunday - 10-4:30 We can't decide which sausage roll fla...
11/11/2025

We're at Swarkestone Garden Centre this weekend!
Saturday - 9-5:30
Sunday - 10-4:30

We can't decide which sausage roll flavours to drop to replace with our festive ones so we might just bring them all!

Would you buy a festive flavour?
Pigs in blankets
Festive pork - honey roast pork with cranberry and mixed spice
Caramelised onion

We'll also have our:
Cheese twists
Scones
Focaccia
Reindeer brownies
Rocky road
Mince pies
Shortbread
Gingerbread
Gluten free lemon drizzle

Anything in particular you'd like to see? Send us a message and you can order to collect on the day.

For delivery or collection from Chellaston tonight:Small sausage rolls - 75p each:Plain Lincolnshire (7 left) SOLD OUTCh...
09/11/2025

For delivery or collection from Chellaston tonight:

Small sausage rolls - 75p each:
Plain Lincolnshire (7 left) SOLD OUT
Cheese and bacon (3 left)
Chorizo (5 left)
Caramelised onion chutney (4 left)
Honey and mustard (2 left)
Cheese and onion (v) (5 left)

Large sausage rolls - £2:
Plain Lincolnshire (1 left) SOLD OUT
Chorizo (3 left)
Cheese and onion (v) (2 left)
Caramelised onion chutney (1 left)

Scones - 75p each:
Sultana (2 left)
Blueberry (2 left)
Cheese (3 left) SOLD

Half a garlic and herb focaccia - £2

Plain brownies - £1.50 (3 left)
Reindeer brownies - £2 (4 left)
Rocky road - £2 (2 left)
Banana bread - 75p a slice (2 left) SOLD OUT
Shortbread trees - £1 for 3 (4 left)

Send us a message to order.

Two events today - both until 4pm.Craig's at the Conference Centre in Derby (opposite Dunelm).Carly's in Melbourne in th...
09/11/2025

Two events today - both until 4pm.

Craig's at the Conference Centre in Derby (opposite Dunelm).

Carly's in Melbourne in the Assembly Rooms.

Here's what we have with us:

Sausage rolls (£3 large, small - 4 for £3.50 or 8 for £6)
Plain Lincolnshire
Cheese and bacon
Chorizo
Pork and apple
Caramelised onion chutney
Chilli jam (Conference Centre only)
Honey and mustard
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage'
Gluten free sausage

Cheese twists (£2.50 for 8):

Focaccia (£4.50 whole, £2.50 half, £1.50 quarter):
Garlic and herb
Tomato

Scones (£1.50 each or 4 for £5):
Blueberry
Sultana
Cheese

Rocky road - £3
Reindeer brownies - £3 or two for £5
Plain brownies - £2
Shortbread - 3 for £2
Banana bread (Melbourne only) - £1.50 a slice

As always, send us a message if you'd like anything saving or a delivery later.

We are at the Conference Centre in Derby (opposite Dunelm) today with:Sausage rolls:Plain Lincolnshire Honey and mustard...
08/11/2025

We are at the Conference Centre in Derby (opposite Dunelm) today with:

Sausage rolls:
Plain Lincolnshire
Honey and mustard
Chorizo
Cheese and bacon
Pork and apple
Chilli jam
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage'
Gluten free sausage

Cheese twists

Focaccia:
Tomato
Garlic and herb

Scones:
Blueberry
Sultana
Cheese

Rocky road
Reindeer brownies
Shortbread

As always, send us a message if you'd like anything saving.

It is £5 to get in today but worth it as there are lots and lots of lovely stalls!

This weekend, we're at both the Conference Centre for the Christmas Food and Drink Fair on Saturday and Sunday ANDMelbou...
03/11/2025

This weekend, we're at both the Conference Centre for the Christmas Food and Drink Fair on Saturday and Sunday
AND
Melbourne Makers Market - Assembly Rooms on Sunday 10-4

See you there!

Let us know if there's anything in particular you'd like us to bring.

🎅 Here's where we'll be in November ⛄Christmas is coming! 😁 It'll soon be time for reindeer brownies. 😋🦌
02/11/2025

🎅 Here's where we'll be in November ⛄

Christmas is coming! 😁 It'll soon be time for reindeer brownies. 😋🦌

Thank you so much to everyone who bought from us at Garden King today! Just a few bits left that can be delivered on Sat...
31/10/2025

Thank you so much to everyone who bought from us at Garden King today! Just a few bits left that can be delivered on Saturday or Sunday:

Sausage rolls - £2.50 large, 75p small:
Plain Lincolnshire
Chilli jam
Chorizo
Pork and apple
Honey and mustard
Cheese and bacon (small only)
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan (large only)

Cheese twists - £2 for 8 (4 available)

Rocky road - £2.50 a slice (3 available)

Banana bread - £1 a slice (5 available)

Full menu available too!

Send us a message to order.

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