27/12/2024
Ok, hope you're all over it now, hangovers fading, stomachs slowly subsiding, xmas jumpers in the wash ready to be folded and put away until next year, and ready to blow out Tuesday night to celebrate some arbitrary time when the new year allegedly starts. Good excuse for a p**s up though, as if you needed one! So, I could have had a better one personally, nowt to do with prezzies or company, but currently laid up with bloody pneumonia, so working at half speed right now. Even full speed ain't that fast, so half speed, I'm not getting much done. Was hoping to announce the new end of/start of year sale to clear the shelves and make some space, but not quite there yet, so time to bring out an old favourite in the meantime, yeah!! (cheering, clapping, whistling, general excitement, gradually fading back to...) Yep, its, the £30 lucky dip box. B**g me £30 via the usual method you b**g me your cash whatever that is, and you will get either 6LPs posted to your UK address, or 12 7" singles, or indeed anything in between, e.g. 5 LPs, 2 x 7", or 2 x LPs and 8 x 7", got it? All clear? Good, so let's move on. Send the £££, and a message (with your address if I haven't already got it) telling me whether you want LPs, 7"s, half and half, don't give a f**k what you get or whatever, and my xmas elves will get to packing your parcels as they've all been laid off recently and are willing to work for next to nothing. No, I'm not exploiting them, I'm giving them their pride back! It's important to elves y'know. Parcels will include a variety of stuff, no doubles obviously, just stuff I need gone to make space, so a good few UV releases, naturally, plus general overstocks, the odd title with a bump or bend to the sleeve maybe, obscure stuff that no one's bought because they have no idea how good it is, things I come across as I'm sorting out that I forgot I had and never even made it to the website, and whatever I find down the back of the sofa. Please share far and wide, contact me for payment details if you don't have, outside UK contact me and we'll sort out some sort of equivalent deal, too many different international prices to do a blanket deal for you I'm afraid. Come on, you only have to ask yourself one question! Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?
