Monkey Bizzness HOCKLEY

13/04/2025

We have loved seeing the sun this week but who's dreading the rain coming next week?? book now to ensure you have your day out sorted www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk

12/04/2025

Good morning- happy Saturday we are open to the public 12.30-2.30 today x

10/04/2025

Don’t forget Monkey Bizzness Hockley are only open 10-12 today due to private functions - book to avoid disappointment

Monkey Bizzness Hockley Soft Play, with its five-star rated kitchen and huge range of affordable parties, was voted RUNNER-UP in the 2018 Essex Mums Soft Play Awards.

06/04/2025

❌ Closed Today – Sunday, 6th April ❌

Just a little reminder that we are closed today for private hires, but don’t worry—we’ll be back open tomorrow at 10 AM for some Easter holiday fun! 🐰🎉

Join us for FREE activities every day throughout the holidays—no extra charge, just lots of fun! We can’t wait to see you all! 🌸

05/04/2025

It’s the weekend! 🎉 We’re open today from 10:00 - 2:30, and we have a BIG birthday party happening from 10:00 - 12:30!

Come and celebrate with us—we’ve got entertainment and a SPECIAL GUEST (hint: they’re a blue dog! 🐶💙). Don’t miss out on the fun!

Book your slot online for discounted entry and to guarantee your space! See you soon!

05/04/2025

BIZZ-NESS BREAKING NEWS!

Our cheeky mascot Bizz the Monkey is SO excited about our 10th Birthday Party this morning that he’s only gone and BROKEN the booking system!

He’s been checking the guest list every 5 minutes to see who’s coming… and now it’s completely bananas!

But don’t worry – NO BOOKING REQUIRED!
Just swing on down from 10am–12:30pm TODAY and join the party fun!

Mascots, entertainment, music, mayhem… it’s all happening – and it’s all FREE with your entrance!

Bizz promises not to touch the computer again. Probably.

See you soon – it’s gonna be WILD!

04/04/2025

Don’t forget we have our party tomorrow, book now to come and join us celebrate - standard entry price xx
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📣📣IT'S PARTY TIME!! 🤩🥳
Book onto this Saturday mornings session and party with us to celebrate our 10th Birthday, entertainment, fun and games included in your soft play entry price www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk

04/04/2025

Join us TOMORROW 10-12.30pm
For our big birthday bash!!!
We have more than mascots entertainment and a blue dog 😉 will be joining us!!!
Book your slot now for cheaper entry and a guaranteed entry!
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04/04/2025

🐰🌸 Easter Fun at Monkey Bizzness! 🌸🐰

The Easter holidays are nearly here, and we’ve got something special planned for you! 🎉

Join us every weekday for FREE activities—no extra charge, just come along and take part! From crafty fun to exciting games, there’s something for everyone.

We can’t wait to see you all for some Easter holiday fun! Who’s coming? 👇✨

Book your slot online for a discounted entry rate : www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk

04/04/2025

🚧 Travel Reminder – Plan Ahead! 🚧

If you’re visiting Monkey Bizzness, please be aware that gas works are ongoing on Aldermans Hill in Hockley, which may cause delays.

To make sure you don’t miss out on any of the fun, we recommend allowing extra time for your journey! 🚗💨

We can’t wait to see you soon for another fantastic visit! 🎉✨

03/04/2025

📣📣IT'S PARTY TIME!! 🤩🥳
Book onto this Saturday mornings session and party with us to celebrate our 10th Birthday, entertainment, fun and games included in your soft play entry price www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk

02/04/2025

🎉 10 Days of Deals – Day 9! 🎉

Thinking of booking a party? Tomorrow only – Thursday, 3rd April – get 10% OFF all party bookings! 🎂🎈

📅 Book today, party later! This offer applies to ANY future party date, but you must book tomorrow to claim your discount.

📲 Secure your party now 👉 www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk

🔥 PLUS, don’t forget:
🎟️ Friday – We announce the winner of our Annual Pass competition!
🎉 Saturday – Our BIG Birthday Bash (10:00-12:30) with More Than Mascots Entertainment!

It’s a week full of fun – don’t miss out! 🎊

01/04/2025

🍽️ 10 Days of Deals – Day 8! 🍽️

This Wednesday, 2nd April, enjoy £1 kids’ meals all day! 🎉

How to claim:
✅ Quote “£1 kids meals” at the café when ordering.
✅ Available all day for full-paying customers or annual pass holders.
✅ Selected kids’ meals only.

Don’t miss this delicious deal – book your play session now! 👉 www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk

T&Cs apply.

01/04/2025

🌟 SEN Session – Tomorrow! 🌟

Just a reminder that our next SEN session is happening tomorrow – Wednesday, 2nd April from 3:30pm-6pm! 🕒

This session is specially designed to provide a calm and inclusive space for children with SEN:
✅ Closed to the public for a quieter environment
✅ No music to ensure a sensory-friendly experience
✅ A safe and welcoming space for little ones to explore and enjoy

🍽️ Our £2 children’s meals will also be available throughout the session!

📞 Booking is essential, so secure your spot now! Please share this post to help us spread the word—we can’t wait to welcome you! 💙
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01/04/2025

🎉 Monkey Bizzness Turns 10! 🎉

We’re celebrating 10 amazing years of fun, laughter, and play with a BIG BIRTHDAY BASH! 🎂🎈

📅 Saturday 6th April
⏰ 10:00 AM - 12:30 PM
📍 Monkey Bizzness Hockley

Join us for a morning full of exciting entertainment and birthday fun, all included with your normal entry fee! 🙌 It’s our way of saying THANK YOU for being part of our journey!
More than mascots will be joining us to provide you with the BEST entertainment!
Don’t miss out—let’s make this a birthday to remember! 🎊

🔗 Book your play session now: www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk

01/04/2025

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. Due to the discovery of a natural spring in our car park, we are no longer allowing customers to bring their own bottles when they visit our centre and we are unable to fill cups with tap water for health and safety reasons. However, we are delighted to confirm that 200ml bottles of Bizz’s Spring will be available for £2.95 each.

31/03/2025

☕ 10 Days of Deals – Day 7! ☕

This Tuesday, 1st April, we’re giving the grown-ups another treat! Enjoy 1 FREE tea or coffee per adult all day long! 🎉

How to claim:
✅ Quote “Free tea or coffee” at reception on arrival to receive your voucher.
✅ Available for full-paying customers or annual pass holders.
✅ Book online for a discounted entry rate 👉 www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk

Relax with a cuppa while the little ones play! ☕😊

T&Cs apply.

30/03/2025

🎉 10 Days of Deals – Day 6! 🎉

We’re bringing back our BIGGEST discount for Monday, 31st March – 50% OFF ENTRY! 😍

Here’s how to claim your discount:
👉 Book your session online at www.monkey-bizzness.co.uk
👉 Select ‘Pay on Arrival’ at checkout
👉 When you arrive, quote “50% OFF” at reception!

Don’t miss this chance for half-price fun – book now and let the kids run wild! 🎈🎉

T&Cs apply. Online booking recommended to secure your spot!