Rage Rooms - Leamington Spa

Rage Rooms - Leamington Spa Let off steam • smash your way happy in the most fun with gloves on!! Appointment only,

bespoke Rage Room catering for your bespoke needs and wishes, whether birthday/anniversary/team or just for sh!ts and giggles.

Ladies day at the rooms
25/06/2025

Ladies day at the rooms

Staff meeting zoom1.person at the rage room for some peace1 person with a beer and looking more sunsnogged than just sun...
25/06/2025

Staff meeting zoom
1.person at the rage room for some peace
1 person with a beer and looking more sunsnogged than just sunkissed
1.person at a standing desk with a remarkable pad, pigeon on shoulder, insense in the background and a request for laminated instructions.

The agenda.

How to be even better at customer service..

We have some surprises for you..

And we also have some beyond the rage ideas.
Using our professional skills we are goung to set up real rage room support sessions...

Not simply group therapy.

Group anger exorcism...

Dm or comment if your looking for a space to discover yourself underneath all the feeling crappy

25/06/2025

Keep eyes peeled for:

Anger management classes

Rage therapy

Youth groups

And

Art therapy

This is a space e that immediately fails my cup... just being in this place makes me smile
24/06/2025

This is a space e that immediately fails my cup... just being in this place makes me smile

❄️ The Great Cool Down: Air Con, We Salute YouSmash O’Clock Chronicles – a satirical diary of a rage room.. For the firs...
24/06/2025

❄️ The Great Cool Down: Air Con, We Salute You

Smash O’Clock Chronicles – a satirical diary of a rage room..

For the first time in what feels like 87 years, the Rage Rooms aren’t hotter than a menopausal meltdown in a sauna.

The air con has stopped wheezing like it’s doing overtime on minimum wage.

Lucy stood in the doorway this morning, took one breath and said,
“It’s fresh. I might cry.”

Su exhaled dramatically. “I’m not sweating in places I shouldn’t be. It’s a miracle.”

Even Fi-Fi, glitter-covered and usually immune to temperature like a hyper toddler on a sugar drip, whispered,
“I don’t feel sticky rage. I feel cozy rage.”

Highlights of the First Cool Day of Summer:

No one had to peel their overalls off like a sweaty banana

Mark didn’t fan himself with the emergency fire safety chart

The glitter actually stuck to the canvas instead of human skin

Even the rogue pigeon came in, took one look around, and nodded approvingly before hopping onto Su’s stool in the sun.

Fi-Fi declared it “optimal smashing weather”
Su said “the air doesn’t feel like soup”
Mark whispered “this is what peace tastes like”
Lucy said nothing… she just drank her coffee in silence like a woman whose underboobs were finally dry.

Moral of the Day:

Summer rage hits different when the room isn’t hotter than your ex’s breath when he says “Can we talk?”

Thank you, cool weather.
You’ve done what 400 broken plates and a mace never could.

You gave us peace.
And functioning deodorant.

Reasons to visit the Rage room
24/06/2025

Reasons to visit the Rage room

Rage room p**n
23/06/2025

Rage room p**n

Even weapons get some punishment!
23/06/2025

Even weapons get some punishment!

23/06/2025

Marks new toy!

💔 The Breakup Bat and the Golf Club MassacreSmash O’Clock Chronicles satirical daily diary of a Rage Room – Day 5Sunday...
23/06/2025

💔 The Breakup Bat and the Golf Club Massacre

Smash O’Clock Chronicles
satirical daily diary of a Rage Room – Day 5

Sunday morning. The air thick with regret and Lynx Africa.
Fi-Fi found an empty Monster can wedged into the safety goggles bucket and whispered, “A man has been here.”

Lucy checked the booking sheet. One word.
“Breakup.”

Su peered over with one eye open.
“Is it crying-in-the-corner breakup or full Beyoncé-in-Lemonade mode?”

“Golf clubs were requested,” Lucy said. “So I’d say carnage.”

11:02 a.m. – Breakup Session Begins

He arrived in silence.
Hood up. AirPods in. Jaw clenched like he’d been emotionally constipated since 2019.

Fi-Fi greeted him cheerily. “You’re here to destroy some feelings! Would you like to start with crockery, or go straight to male ego and oak furniture?”

He just pointed at the golf clubs.

First swing: clean.
Second swing: splintered shaft.
Third swing: emotional breakthrough.

By club number four, he was growling.
“YOU SAID HE WAS JUST A FRIEND.”
Crack.
“YOU NEVER EVEN LIKED GOLF.”
Smash.
“I BOUGHT THAT BLOODY PADDINGTON BEAR FOR YOUR NAN.”
Wheeeeze–thud.

Fi-Fi, holding a clipboard like a fairy bouncer, and presented the mace

He nodded.
Didn’t even flinch.
Took the mace like it was forged in the fires of betrayal, like a Knight and saviour of all men's hearts

Then he hit the slow cooker.

Lucy, watching from the doorway, whispered, “This is art.”

After 18 minutes, the room was a warzone of shattered glass, golf fragments, and emotional debris.
He dropped the mace, sat down on the floor, and whispered, “She took the cat.”

There was silence.

Then Su emerged from behind a stack of smashed monitors and offered him a Lucozade... with wise words... no more monster's now, they are behind you"

He wondered whether she meant the drink or the inner demon.

Fi-Fi clapped softly.
“You’re emotionally rehydrated. You’re safe now.”

Post-Smash Debrief:
Mark wandered in, stepped over a cracked speaker, and picked up an abandoned pack of wine gums.
Only the green ones left.
He shook his head solemnly and muttered, “He raged well.”

Moral of the Day:

Some wounds can’t be healed by time
But they can be soothed by full PPE, a mace, and absolutely obliterating anything that reminds you of a man named Gary.

Sunday sessions x
23/06/2025

Sunday sessions x

Address

Leamington Spa

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 5pm
Tuesday 10am - 5pm
Wednesday 10am - 5pm
Thursday 10am - 9pm
Friday 5pm - 9pm
Saturday 10am - 1pm
5pm - 9pm
Sunday 10am - 1pm

Telephone

+447903704588

Website

http://www.paint-the-rage-leamingtonspa.co.uk/

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