Keep Calm And Book Us

23/04/2025

We are excited to be hosting this wonderful charity night quiz, it’s going to be lots of fun and as always we’re bringing our unique brand of entertainment and quizzory to the occasion. Full details on the poster in the photo below 👇🏼

31/03/2025

Join us for some fantastic fun at the wonderful Kent Life kent_life_farm this Easter Half Term. We will be on hand with our unique brand of entertainment from Saturday the 5th of April to Monday the 21st of April. Three different shows a Day, walkabout entertainment, some prizes and plenty of laughs and smiles. Please see photo for timetable information, any questions leave a comment or message us privately. And please feel free to share the love by liking and sharing this post 👍🏼

31/03/2025

Join us this Wednesday for our April Fools Day special Quiz, just remember if you do go on Wednesday you’ll be the fool as the quiz is on Tuesday, the 1st of April at The Spitfire spitfirekingshill this special unique themed Quiz starts at 8.00pm, teams can have 1 - 6 People in them, it’s £2.00pp and the winning teams prize is £60.00p. The losing team gets to choose the subject of one of the rounds of the next quiz and also gets an April Fools Prank Prize! Our fortnightly quizzes are guaranteed to put a smile on your face and potentially some money in your pocket. So come along and join us for these fabulous rounds…… Two Truths & A Lie, Current Affairs, What The Blank, Science, General Knowledge, Sport, Play That Funky Fooling You Music, P**n Parody Film Or Not A P**n Parody Film, Food & Drink, Trying To Fool You Films, Answer Fool, Previous Quiz Losers Round? And our Photo. Round is Famous Birthday Fools. Our quizzes are always fun interactive lively, interesting different and full of banter. So join us tomorrow and fortnightly for the Keep Calm And Book Us Quiz 👍🏼

26/03/2025

THIS EVENT HAS NOW SOLD OUT

This is booking up fast kent_life_farm we’ll be on hand providing fantastic singing, table magic and suitable background music for this wonderful event so go on treat your Mum or Person who’s like a Mum to you to something special this Sunday ###

17/03/2025

Tomorrow at 8.00pm, Keep Calm and join us for our fabulously fun fortnight quiz each…… Fortnite at the wonderful spitfirekingshill £2.00p each, 1-6 per team, cash prize of £60.00 for the winning team and the losing team gets to choose the subject for the last round at the next quiz (well you’ve got to give them a chance) each round is only 5 questions and we change half of the subjects each quiz. Ours quizzes are honestly not like any other, in a good way, so come along and join in the fun.

Tomorrow’s Rounds are…… Luck Of The Irish, Current Affairs, Adam’s Cryptic Car Clues, Sport, Emoji Musicals, On This Day In History, Music, Food & Drink, Cordial Taste Test, Films In Five Words, General Knowledge, Losers Round and the Photo Round is Famous Disguised As Famous

Make a night of it and get yourself a meal and a drink at the Bar 👍🏼

08/03/2025

Happy International Woman’s Day to all you amazing Women.

Here’s a few Photos of the Amazing, Funny, Talented and Beautiful Power House of a Woman and Co-Owner of Keep Calm And Book Us rosyapples ###

23/02/2025

Annoying Facebook and Instagram aren’t sinking up together and Facebook isn’t seeing all of our posts! We’ve posted one each Day this Week and only one has shown on here on Facebook! Posts getting seen and viewed are important for our little business, so if you click on Reels here on Facebook you’ll get to see them including 5 fun magic tricks and a party package discount code. Hopefully Facebook will fix this problem soon,

Many thanks, Adam and Leanne 😘😘😘😘

12/02/2025

February Half Term at kent_life_farm

Saturday the 15th of February to Sunday the 23rd of February

Pirates And Mermaids

Ahoy, Me Hearties! Calling all Shipmates, all aboard Black Beards Big Top for some swashbuckling fun and shenanigans with our Kent Life entertainment crew who are the scourge of the 7 Seas…… well at least The Medway. Batten down the hatches me buckos and prepare ye to be entertained with three different family friendly shows that will cost you no extra pieces of eight, at 11.30am, 1.30pm and 3.00pm.

11.30am - Party Dances - Yo ho ho, come ye, me landlubber and join Captain Lea and First Mate Hoff, for some interactive dancing fun and comedy. Shiver me timbers, some of our best dancers will win some b***y (that’s a prize not a bottom)

1.30pm - Magic Show - All hands on deck or cards (see what we did there) and bums on seats, rest ya barnacles, sit back and enjoy a fabulous themed magic show! Loads of laughs (not just p**p deck jokes) and mesmerising magic for all. Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! You’ll be blown away in amazement!

3.00pm - Disco - Weigh Anchor and hoist the Disco Lights, Batten down the hatches, jump on deck and boogie on down to some classic tunes, sea shanty’s and musical instrument moments as DJ Mermaid takes to the Decks (sea what we did there) perfect fun for all ye Landlubbers!

Keep Calm And Book Us shows are fun, interactive, themed and thoroughly entertaining for all the family. You can see all of ours shows and still not miss out on all the other wonderful activities at Kent Life. Also look out for our motley crew as they go out and about around the farm between shows causing mischief and musical mayhem.

22/12/2024

We are very sorry for our lack of communication lately on here and via email but we have been super busy with gigs over Christmas (which we love) don’t worry we know you’ve messaged us and we do have a few Days off in The New Year where we will be replying to all of the enquiries. Thank you so much for your continual support and understanding at this extra busy time of Year, Merry Christmas and big love from the Team here at Keep Calm And Book Us ###

29/11/2024

Don’t forget starting this Saturday and Sunday we will be doing Breakfast With Father Christmas at the fantastic The Spitfire in Kings Hill 11 Dates (see below) over Christmas, availability is filling up fast but the First Weekend has some of the best availability at the moment so contact the venue and get yourself booked up for a truly unique experience including……

Breakfast
Festive Tunes
Balloon Models (over 3’s only)
Stickers (under 3’s)
Comedy Magic Show with Elves Snowy & Hoffy
Party Dance
Clues to find Father Christmas
Special Father Christmas Visit
Nice Gift
Photo opportunities

And what makes this extra special it’s never over sold so the select families all feel part of this truly lovely experience

Call now to book on - 01732220754

Dates - 30th or November, 1st, 7th, 8th, 14th, 15th, 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd and 24th of December from 8.30pm Show starts promptly at 9.00am

19/11/2024

Selling out fast 💨 get yourself booked in for our truly magical Grotto and more experience go to https://kentlife.org.uk/event/experience-christmas/ to book your ticket 🎟️ make sure you allow yourself plenty of time I’d say 3hrs to enjoy all of the following…… Our amazing Grotto walkthrough and private visit with Father Christmas, Hoffy & Snowy’s All New Elf Show, Mother Christmases Elf School & Story Time, Get a Balloon at Twisty The Elf’s Balloon Modelling Workshop, various walkabout characters and entertainers including Gingey, Toy Soldier, Elves, walkabout inflatable, DJ-Elf and they’re Mobile Sleigh, Gingerbread Decorating, Hoo Vil, Photo Opportunity Locations, Animal Food Station, Food and Drink Areas, inside play area, outside play area, Make-A-Bear, and lots more! It’s more than just a Grotto ###

19/11/2024

This Thursday a fantastic opportunity for festive treats and exclusive discounts and offers and Adam will be Crooning some Christmas Classics and More! ### 

18/11/2024

If you want to give us a free Christmas Gift 🎁 this Year then please leave us a Goggle Review, just click this link https://g.page/r/CZevwBfzetmdEAE/review leave us a 5 Star ⭐️ Review and make our Christmas Business Wishes come true ###

12/11/2024

That’s right, it’s Quiz Night Tonight at the  wonderful The Spitfire starts at 8.00pm, here is the spoiler of tonight’s quiz rounds……

Aviation, Food & Drink, Current Affairs, Odd One Out, Cartoon Themes Tunes 80’s - 2020’s, Sporty, Music Round 80’s - 2020’s, Trump Quote Or Not A Trump Quote, General Knowledge, Film Geek 2024,  Previous Quiz Losers Round???? And the Photo Round this time will be Moustachio 🤔🤔🤔🤔 we’re looking forward to seeing you there ### 

LETS GET QUIZZY! Our fortnightly quiz is taking place this Tuesday, 12th November! Hosted by the awesome Keep Calm And Book Us 😎🤩

Get the brainiacs together and compete with the other teams to win the £60 jackpot!! Teams of up to 6, and £2 per player

07/11/2024

Come see what all the fuss is about at our fabulously fun fortnightly Quiz ### 

It was a packed out Halloween quiz last week!! Join us next Tuesday for our next awesome quiz hosted by the fabulous Calm And Book Us 🤩😁😁

24/10/2024

Just a reminder of the public Halloween Events we have coming up 👻🦇🧟🧟‍♀️🤡🎃🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️👽💀👹👺🧙🏻🧙🏼‍♂️🧌😈 see below and photos for more information

Friday 25th of October - Friday 1st of November
We will be at the fabulously fun Kent Life kent_life_farm doing three Spooktacular Shows, 11.30am - Spooky Funny Puppet Storytime, 1.30pm - Wacky Wizards Magic Show and 3.00pm - Deadly Disco/Party Dances/Best Dressed and More! We will also be out and about between Shows, as well is what we are doing there’s loads more to see and do including Pumpkin Carving, Trick Or Treating, B Beetley-Juice Haunted House and more! So book your tickets online for a truly fangtastic day out

27th of October
We will be doing a One Hour Halloween Magic Show at Istead Rise Community Centre at 6.00pm and they have loads of fun stuff going on from 5.00pm - 8.00pm so come along and join in the festivities, at only £10.00p for a Family of Four it’s a bargain!

29th of October
We will be doing our annual Halloween Quiz at the frightfully good The Spitfire in Kings Hill. Starting at 8.00pm we have 10 epically fun Halloween rounds each with 5 Questions. It’s still only £2.00pp and teams can have from 1-6 People, £60.00p Cash to the winning team plus best dress, party games and losers prizes as well! Rounds for this fabulously themed quiz are, Halloween General Knowledge, Spooky Anagrams, Which Witch, Spooky-gories (Scattergories), Sadly Died, Halloween Music Round, Horror P**n Parody Or Not A Horror P**n Parody, Finish The Halloween Joke, Halloween Film Round, Pumpkin Smash (Answer Smash) and the Picture Round is Halloween Dingbats! So come along for a night of fun, laughter, singing and more!

Thursday 31st of October
We will be doing Mix and Mingle Magic, Balloon Modelling and Fire Performing at Kent & East Sussex Railway - Update this event has now sold out get in early for next Years

Fireworks Events

Friday 1st November
We will be performing alongside some of our team at nizelsgcc from 5.30pm till 7.30pm, Close Up Magicians, Stilt Walkers and Fire Performers all leading up to the super Fireworks display at 7.30pm, tickets available from Nizelss Golf Club.

Saturday 2nd - Sunday 3rd of November
Us and our team will be at the epic Fireworks Event at Kent Life from 3.00pm - 9.00pm we have Close Up Magicians, Balloon Modellers, Fire Performers and Stilt Walkers as well as loads of other activities going on throughout the day. Get your tickets online now

We look forward to seeing you at theses events ###