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04/09/2024

More September events with Keep Calm And Book Us, details below 👇🏼 also see photos for more information

1 - Hop Festival 🍻 - Kent Life we will be providing stilt walking and washboarding walkabout entertainment at this fantastic event on the 7th & 8th of September https://kentlife.org.uk/event/hops-n-harvest-family-festival/

2 - Salute To The 40’s 🎙️ - Historic Dockyard Chatham Adam will be Co-hosting the main stage for this historic event on the 14th and 15th of September with his Dockyard Stage Wife Miss Holiday Swing Swing they’ll be providing singing, comedy, and plenty of shenanigans https://thedockyard.co.uk/events/salute-to-the-40s/?utm_source=emails&utm_medium=banner&utm_campaign=salute (Please note that this Year Me and Holly haven’t been booked to do any Singing Sets)

3 - Paws In The Park 🐾 - Paws In the Park Leanne will be hosting and commentating on the Dash N Splash arena at this huge Dog Event on the 14th and 15th of September at The Kent County Showground, Hattie 🐶 might even make an appearance! www.pawsinthepark.net/paws-in-the-park-autumn-show/

4 - Wedding Fair 💒 - The Friars, Aylesford, Kent We will be showcasing loads of the fantastic entertainment we can provide for you Wedding or other celebrations at this lovely Barn on the 22nd of September 10.00am till 2.00pm https://www.thefriars.org.uk/Whats%20On/Eventstt

5 & 6 - Quiz Nights 🧐 - We will also be hosting Two of our fantastically fun Quiz Nights as well on the 5th of September at Bricklayers Arms on New Hythe Lane, Aylesford which is the first Wednesday or each Month and our next Tuesday Fortnightly Quiz at The Spitfire in Kings Hill will be on the 17th of September so come join the fun 👍🏼

04/09/2024

Just received another lovely five star review on our Google Page, if you’ve booked us before performed with us etc and haven’t left a review on our Goggle Page and would like to take a few moments to do so it would really help our little business, just use the link below to do so, thanks for your continued support ###

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29/08/2024

It’s Leanne’s Birthday Today show some love for this amazing, fun, talented Lady ###

24/08/2024

Its not too early to book this fantastic experience, we are excited to be back for our 3rd Year doing this exclusive event, it sells out fast so don’t delay book Today 👍🏼

*insert whispering voice* Ssshhhhhhhh, we know we shouldn't be talking about it, but it's only 14 weeks until our first Breakfast with Father Christmas...

All the dates will sell out, so get in there quick! To book call us on 01732 220754 - full payment required upon booking 🎄🎅🎅Keep Calm And Book Us

17/08/2024

SUMMER HOLIDAY FUN AT KENT LIFE

It’s time to to take a trip with two very iconic characters who for the sake of not real naming them we shall call them Karbie & Ben! Lots of fun things going on every Week Day at the wonderful Kent Life all summer long! As you can see from the photo we will be changing the themes throughout the Summer Holiday and next, from the 19th - 23rd of August it’s Barbie and Ken Cosplay Entertainment week at Kent Life, ao come on over to the Big Top for loads of fun and laughs

Big Top Summer Entertainment with Keep Calm And Book Us
(Every Monday - Friday)

Karbie & Ben Entertainment Timetable
19th - 23rd of August

11.30am - Start the day off with a Barbie and Ken Workout in the style of some fun Party Dances, join in with us for a chance to win some balloon prizes for a few of our best dances, it’s time to move to the music and follow our lead

1.30pm - It’s time for the only Ken and Barbie themed Magic Show in the World, and it’s going to be out of this world amazing and loads of fun! We guarantee you plenty of laughs and lots of astounding magic, 🪄 oh and lots of Dolls! We have created a fabulously magic show that will even leave the adults thoroughly entertained and totally amazed!

3.30pm - “Come on Barbie, let’s go party” it’s time for Barbie & Ken’s Mojo Dojo Casa House Party! Top tunes to dance the afternoon away, dance competitions, and more! The party atmosphere will be pumping when DJ-Barbie and Roadie Ken turn up the volume and rock!

Also - Between shows you can catch us out and about around Kent Life, posing for photos and looking Mattel fabulous, so come say hi 👋🏼 to this high fashion power couple

Other Summer Holidays date at Kent Life

Ice Cream Festival (Top Field) - 24th - 26th of August

Karbie & Ben (Barbie & Ken themed) - 27th - 30th of August

All This plus we will be doing an Air Guitar 🎸 Competition each day we are in during the Discos at 3.30pm where we will be giving away a little prize for our best Air Guitar Artist

And yes that’s AI 🤖 Us as Barbie and Ken

10/08/2024

SUMMER HOLIDAY FUN AT KENT LIFE

It’s time to Explore 🔎🗺️🧭🔭 what fun things we have going on every Week Day at the wonderful Kent Life all summer long! As you can see from the photo we will be changing the themes throughout the Summer Holiday and next, from the 12th to the 16th of August will be Great Outdoors/Explorer themed to go alongside Dino Week. So come join the excellent excavators, Explorer Hoff and Explorer Lea for a fun adventure day out at Kent Life

Big Top Summer Entertainment
with Keep Calm And Book Us
(Every Monday - Friday)

Great Outdoors/Explorer Timetable

12th - 16th of August

11.30am - Come discover an exotic tropical Island known as The Isle Of Agadoo! Find out about a strange creature we’ve discovered, do some Bird spotting and march like an Ant 🐜 and you can do all this without having to travel far and wide, as they’re all part of our fabulously fun Party Dances. So join in with us for a chance to win some balloon prizes for a few of our best dances

1.30pm - Time to explore the wonders of just how magical the Great Outdoors can be. Explorer Hoff & Lea get up to all kinds of silly shenanigans while camping 🏕️ We guarantee you plenty of laughs and lots of wondrous magic in this fabulously themed magic show that will even leave the adults thoroughly entertained and totally amazed!

3.30pm - It’s time of our Great Outdoors Indoors Disco! Songs about butt wiggling Bees 🐝 fun Bugs 🐛 a Monkey 🐵 that wants to walk and talk like you and loads more toe tapping top tunes that we’ve discovered from the Great Outdoors…… and from the internet as well, which in our defence is the known as The World Wide Web 🕸️ we might even “Walk That Dinosaur” 🦖 on the dance floor!

Also - Between shows you can catch us out and about around Kent Life, exploring new ways to monkey around, make mischief, blow some Dino Bubbles and keep you entertained. It’s also Dino Week as well so look out for a jurassic visitor!

Other Summer Holidays date at Kent Life

Karbie & Ben (Barbie & Ken themed) - 19th - 23rd & 27th - 30th of August

Ice Cream Festival (Top Field) - 24th - 26th of August

All This plus we will be doing an Air Guitar 🎸 Competition each day we are in during the Discos at 3.30pm where we will be giving away a little prize for our best Air Guitar Artist

30/07/2024

SUMMER HOLIDAY FUN AT KENT LIFE

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We’re super 🦸🏼‍♀️ 🦸🏻‍♂️ excited to be entertaining every Week Day at the wonderful Kent Life kent_life_farm all summer long! As you can see from the photo we will be changing the themes throughout the Summer Holiday (Wild West till this Friday) and next week from the 5th to the 9th of August it will be Superhero themed so come join the crime fighting, cape crusaders, Super Hoff and Super Lea for a super fun day out at Kent Life

Big Top Summer Entertainment with Keep Calm And Book Us
(Every Monday - Friday)

Super Heroes
5th - 9th of August

11.30am - Super Fun Party Dances, Join us at our Superhero Big Top HQ and join in with some heroic party dances, we even have some super prizes for a few of our best dances Kapow!

1.30pm - Super Amazing Magic Show Time! Holy Magic Batman! Prepare to be amazed by some Zowie feats of superpower magic! In this themed Magic Show that will get your Spidey senses tingling and leave you totally mesmerised!

3.30pm - Big Top Superhero Disco, when superheroes aren’t fighting crime, they like to party on down at the disco, so come stomp like The Hulk, bust some speedy moves like The Flash and enjoy our Mix Tape of music that even The Star-Lord would like, Swoosh!

Also - Between shows you can catch us out and about patrolling Kent Life and keeping it super safe as we entertain and have fun and silliness!

Other Summer Holidays dates at Kent Life

Great Outdoors (Dino Week) - 12th - 16th August

Karbie & Ben (Barbie & Ken themed) - 19th - 23rd & 27th - 30th of August

Ice Cream Festival (Top Field) - 24th - 26th of August

All This plus we will be doing an Air Guitar 🎸 Competition each day we are in during the Discos at 3.30pm where we will be giving away a little prize for our best Air Guitar Artist

27/07/2024

We’re excited to be entertaining at this lovely local event this Sunday at Lockmeadow Entertainment Centre lock_meadow

Adam will be singing and hosting and Leanne will be DJ-ing

This Vintage event will span from the 30’s to the 80’s so something for everyone and it’s completely Free, even the parking is as well!

Lots of lovely street food available as well as our favourite Vegan Burger company notoriousbrg_

Time Table

10.00am - DJ - Retro Rosy Apples playing hits from the 30’s and 40’s
10.30am – Host Adam Hoffman will be Crooning some songs from the 30’s and 40’s
11.00am – 11.45am 5 Members of the Kent Academy of Musical Theatre Adult Show Choir covering songs from the 40s
12.15pm – Mark Keely Rock and Roll
1.00pm - Adam Hoffman Crooning some 50’s classics and other entertainment
1.15pm - Mark Keely Rock and Roll
2.00pm – 3.30/45pm – DJ Retro Rosy Apples playing great tunes from the 60s to the 80s

We look forward to seeing you there ###

22/07/2024

SUMMER HOLIDAY FUN AT KENT LIFE

Howdy folks 👋🏼 🤠 We’re going to be entertaining every Week Day at the wonderful Kent Life kent_life_farm starting this Wednesday (24th of July) and as you can see from the photo we will be changing the themes throughout the Summer Holiday starting with Wild West - 24th - 26th of July & 29th of July to the 2nd of August ooh hot diggity!

11.30am - Hoedown Party Dances, it’s time to begin so count us in, 5, 6, 7, 8! Y’all have a fun time joining in with these rootin’ tootin’ party dances that will have you hootin'-hollerin' along!

1.30pm - Yeehaw! It’s Magic Show Time! A fantastic Toy Story themed Magic Show that will keep you more entertained than a Possum up a Gumtree, amazing all of the Kin Folk and leaving you completely Bamboozled! 

3.30pm - Big Top Barn Dance, grab your partners, stomp them boots and giddyup onto the dance floor for a whipcracking good Hootananny time!

Also - between shows y’all can catch us out and about moseying around the Farm, entertaining and causing fun and shenanigans!

Other Summer Holidays date at Kent Life
(full details will be added each time we change the theme)

Superheroes - 5th - 9th of August
Great Outdoors (Dino Week) - 12th - 16th Aug
Karbie & Ben (Barbie & Ken themed) - 19th - 23rd & 27th - 30th of August
Ice Cream Festival - 24th - 26th of August

All This plus we will be doing an Air Guitar 🎸 Competition each day we are in during the Discos at 3.30pm where we will be giving away a little prize for our best Air Guitar Artist

For more information, just ask or to book tickets contact Kent Life or to come back and see each theme and all other events for a Year and save yourself lots of money get a Yearly Kent Life Membership 👍🏼

22/07/2024

Honestly, our quizzes are super fun, not overly serious, rounds are shorter so you don’t get bored and we always mix it up with unusual and fun subjects Inbetween the standard quiz round subject.

So get your team ready it starts at 8.00pm Tomorrow Night, maximum of 6 in a team, £2.00p each, £60.00 cash prize!

So come have fun and get quizzical with us at The Spitfire

Join us this Tuesday for our fortnightly Quiz night hosted by the amazing team from Keep Calm And Book Us Arrive at 8pm for a Tuesday night of fun and general knowledge what more do your need!!

09/07/2024

Hey 👋🏼 sadly having to cancel the quiz tonight at The Spitfire due to having Covid and feeling rough, sorry about that, next one will be Tuesday the 23rd of July 👍🏼

Going to relax in Bed and watch Baby Reindeer, as the book was jolly and easygoing so I’m sure the film will be just as Festive and cute 👌🏼

28/06/2024

How can you help support our small Entertainment Business without it costing you anything other than a Minute or Two of your time? Easy, just leave us a review on our Google Business Profile (Link Below 👇🏼) yes it’s as easy as that! So if you’ve ever booked us, been at events or occasions that we’ve been performing at or have worked with us then you can really help us out by leaving a 5 Star review.

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19/06/2024

QUIZ ANNOUNCEMENT 📣

Ok so due to the Pesky Football, next Weeks fabulously fun fortnightly fuiz (it’s Quiz but was going for four F’s) at The Spitfire has been moved to Monday the 24th of June at 8.00pm. So come join us next Monday for all the usual fun laughs, banter and frolics that is The Spitfire Quiz but a Day earlier (there might even be something to do with Monday as one of the random rounds 🤔🤔🤔🤔) and if you are a football fan, then I recommend going to the Spitfire on Tuesday as they will be screening the game in all its glory 👍🏼

For those who’ve never been to the quiz before you’re really missing out, it’s £2 each £60 prize money, you can have 1 to 6 in a Team, we don’t take it seriously, even if sometimes you do! lol it’s a lovely atmosphere, a great pub and a really good night out.

(Photo of helping at the Quiz has been added purely for likes and attention! Go follow Her as well She has like 4800 followers!)

04/06/2024

We had a great time Today doing a VIP Event for Maidstone Museums and are pleased to be back for a Public Event this Saturday from 10.00am till 3.00pm will be out and about in Maidstone town as Explorer Hoff and Lea, bringing our own unique brand of entertainment and laughter, but make sure you go in and see the new exhibition at Maidstone Museum called Lives In Our Landscape

Maidstone Borough Council We Are Maidstone Visit Maidstone

01/06/2024

Another lovely review and another good reason to buy an annual pass for Kent Life

We will be back for Summer Holidays and lots more events as well, so for a great day out for all the Family come along to Kent Life

27/05/2024

Well looks like Adam’s been exploring, i’m not sure he’s very good at it as Leanne told Him not to go near that bush!

But we are still exploring all Week at the wonderful Kent Life loads to see and do all Day and our Shows are……

11.30am - Explorers Party Dances
1.30pm - Explorer Hoff & Lea’s Wacky Magic Show
3.30pm - Great Outdoors Disco with a difference

We will also be out and about exploring and causing trouble between show!

We look forward to seeing you there 🧭🗺️🔭🥾🧗🚶‍♂️‍➡️🏕️🚲🦔🐿️

02/05/2024

For a great Day out come to Kent Life

Part 2

02/05/2024

Preparations are underway for May Bank Holiday fun at Kent Life

Part 1

15/04/2024

So Tomorrow is Adam’s Birthday and it also falls on one our fun Fortnightly Quizzes at The Spitfire so we’re having a special 1978 Quiz with fabulously fun rounds, nice cash prize and some other treats as well! It starts at 8.00pm it’s only £2.00pp and you can have up to 6 People in a Team. Our quizzes are always fun lighthearted and interesting, so come and join us 👍🏼

Adam: "I”m not sure why it’s 1978 themed when I am only 21!, i’ll admit to my real age if you bring me presents!" 

13/04/2024

So great to see so many fellow farmers visiting our shows today! 😆 The farm fan club was in full attendance!

31/03/2024

Happy Easter from Keep Calm And Book Us, while Adam is trying to musically herd the Goat, it’s a good time to remind you that we’re doing Easter Shows at Kent Life Tomorrow and then from Tuesday till the 14th of April we are doing Farmyard Shows so come along to Kent Life for a fantastic Day out ###

19/03/2024

So much going on this Easter Half Term at the wonderful Kent Life Life with fabulous entertainment from Keep Calm And Book Us and loads more! Get your tickets online or get a membership and save yourself some money, check out the photos on this post for overall timetable and then more detailed timetables for The Big Top Shows for more information or to book go to https://kentlife.org.uk/event/spring-into-easter/

19/03/2024

Want to Quiz Night with a difference, then look no further than the Fortnightly Quiz at The Spitfire in Kings Hill it’s every other Tuesday from 8.00pm, next one is Tomorrow, £2.00p per Person £60.00p for the Winning Team of up to 6 People. Let your Quiz Keep Calm And Book Us entertain you, expect sorter rounds of 5 questions, you’re usual quiz subjects plus unique grounds that change every week to keep it fun and fresh, lots of laughs and plenty of good old fashioned fun and banter. It’s recommended to book your table in advance but you can just turn up on the night before 8.00pm. Any questions just

Here’s a few fun emoji questions for you……

Guess The Films from the Emojis

(we got carried away with number 5)

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Feel free to answer in the comments, no prize for this, just for fun

19/03/2024

This little Gem of a Vintage Event is coming up this Saturday and at a bargain price of £2.00p each you honestly can’t go wrong so get yourself down to it and enjoy a plethora of Vintage, Retro and Handmade stalls, delicious Cakes and Teas, Maidstone Lindy Hoppers, DJ, Vintage Hairstyling and Adam will be doing Singing Sets throughout the event.

For more information just ask Vintage Class 50

27/02/2024

To all of our friends, family, past clients and anyone that’s seen and enjoyed our entertainment……

We have a HUGE but SMALL favour to ask!
1. Go to our business page Keep Calm And Book Us

2. Go to the 3 little dots on the side of page, Hit “invite friends”

3. Select "invite all" & done
You've SUCCESSFULLY supported our Small Business for £0.00 and less than 15 seconds of your time.

Thank you so much ###

19/02/2024

THIS EVENT IS NOW FULLY BOOKED

MOTHER DAY AFTERNOON TEA AND ENTERTAINMENT IN THE VINTAGE VILLAGE HALL AT THE LOVELY Kent Life ON THE 10TH OF MARCH 12.00Noon till 3.00pm ☕️ 🫖 🍰 🧁

Join us for an afternoon of delicious treats, tasty drinks and fabulous entertainment.

Show Mum just how special she is by treating her to an unforgettable afternoon tea and a fun-filled day that the whole family will enjoy.

Watch in awe as talented balloon modeller create incredible works of art right before your eyes. Be amazed by mind-boggling table magic that will leave you wondering how it was done. And let the live music uplift your spirits as you soak in the joyful atmosphere.

As an added bonus, this special event also includes entrance to Kent Life, with a host of activities for the whole family to enjoy. From meeting adorable animals to exploring historic buildings, and even a ride on the tractor! There’s something for everyone to discover and enjoy.

Afternoon Tea Menu

Selection of Finger Sandwiches, Cream Tea, Plain & Currant scones served with a strawberry preserve & Rodda’s Cornish Clotted Cream and a delicious selection of cakes & sweet treats as well! A pot of tea, coffee or speciality tea & hot water.

Prices (ticket are a bargain) & Opening Times

Kent Life is open from 10am – 5pm
(last admission 4pm)

Afternoon Tea in the Vintage Village Hall is 12pm – 3pm(Booking times are fixed and your table is reserved for 2 hours)

Adult/Child (under 12 years) - 24.95/£19.95
Members - £14.95/£9.95

Entrance to all the attraction and Afternoon tea are included in the Ticket price

This event is already selling fast, booking must be made in advance via https://kentlife.org.uk/event/mothers-day-afternoon-tea/

We look forward to see you and your Mum at this fabulous event

14/02/2024

Happy Valentine’s Day from Keep Calm And Book Us, we are sharing the love with everyone and anyone who got engaged Today that is thinking of having an Engagement Party just comment and share this post to receive £50.00p off our Engagement Entertainment Packages and anyone that comments or messages us privately regarding this post will get sent said packages. Congratulations to all those newly engaged Couples ### 

We also do epic discounted Wedding Packages as well ###

01/02/2024

We are looking forward to getting back to the fabulous Kent Life for what is shaping up to be an epic year of events starting off with February Fun & Frolics from the 10th to the 18th. We will be doing three different shows each day inside The Big Top at 11.30am, 1.30pm and 3.00pm. They have a packed programme of entertainment and plenty of animal encounters to enjoy as well as all the museums, tea room, outdoor and indoor play areas and more! Kent Life is fantastic family day out and they also offer membership as well so you can come back and see us every half term and special event at an incredibly low membership cost. For more details and to book go to https://kentlife.org.uk/event/february-fun-frolics/ keep and eye out for extra themed walkabout between shows on the 13th & 14th. We look forward to seeing you there.

As well as being the resident entertainers at Kent Life we are pleased to be one of the recommended Wedding suppliers for Kent Life Weddings and will be showcasing the many entertaining things we offer for weddings including DJ, Singing, Magic, Stilt Walking, Fire Performing, Toastmaster, Children’s Entertainment and lots, lots more! We also offer epic Wedding Entertainment Packages at brilliantly discounted Prices. So come along on the 3rd and 4th to see what wow factor moments we can bring to your big day.

21/01/2024

NEW FOR 2024 - Lolly Bot Grand Finale - A Must Have Add On To Any Parties 🎉

Jan/Feb Offer 30p off Per Lolly (minimum of 20 Children)

This new for 2024 add on is a truly wonderfully magical must have grand finale for any party. The Lolly Bot is a A magic routine like no other with a truly tasty outcome! This large and vibrantly coloured machine is designed to be visually eye-catching and the magic routine is full of panto style comedy, lots of interaction, sounds, lights, plenty of twist & turns and then a wow factor surprise ending which results in all the Children getting a colourful and tasty individually wrapped Lollipop that they’ve helped make during the routine. You will not see anything like this in the UK as only a handful of theses limited edition bespoke tricks were made and all the rest aren’t in the UK. We’re not saying you should add this to your party package, but we are saying you will be so happy that you did add it to your party package. The children get a tasty gift that they helped with and that they’ll believe was magically made, also its a better and different idea than your usual party bag for each Child.
Cost - £1.50p Per Lolly/Person (minimum of 10 Children) (January Deal £1.20p Per Lolly/Person)
please note we can’t give these to under 3’s and all Lollys are suitable for Vegans, Vegetarians and and gluten free diets, they also contain no nuts or milk. For a full list of ingredients please ask.

This is a fantastic wow factor add on to our parties 🥳

If you’ve already booked us you can still add this to your existing booking just get in touch 👍🏼 🍭

18/01/2024

Hey 👋🏼 just to let you know we are still in Scotland and will be back in Keep Calm HQ Monday and start catching up on Admin, so please don’t panic if you’ve not heard back from us we will reply to you Next Tuesday ###

Oh we saw this quote that’s very apt 👌🏼