Square meals

16/09/2025

A night not to be missed!
Get your tickets booked!
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Join us on Saturday 11th October for a laugh out loud comedy show delivered to us by the hilarious John Gillan!

Doors open at 7pm and the night includes a curry supper by the fantastic Square meals to support the ultimate belly laughs.

Drop us a message or pop into the club to reserve your tickets - it certainly will be a night not to be missed!

£10 a ticket 🎟

17/06/2025

05/06/2025

Roll Up! Roll up! Roll up!

The Secret Square!

Whit Friday is a week tomorrow and we can’t wait to feed you all!!!

This year we are doing The Secret Thai Kitchen 🇹🇭

We will be serving up two fabulous curry’s served with fluffy basmati rice …

Thai Green Chicken Curry with Asian vegetables served in a creamy spiced broth.

&

Thai Red Paneer Curry - pan fried paneer cheese topped with red thai curry sauce and mixed Asian vegetables.

Both curry’s will be topped with fresh corriander and chilli’s 😋

As always pre orders can be made……

See you all next week X

Andy & Vicky


Square meals

25/03/2025

Square meals

Good evening everyone! Hope you are all well and are enjoying the sunshine ☀️

New menus for next week - people are doubling up as we are away the following week.

Square Light & Square Meals

See you all next week!

Andy & Vicky

23/03/2025

It’s Sunday people and that means one thing…… it’s Square Light delivery tomorrow.

If you haven’t tried us yet why not give us a go and loose some of that unwanted weight before summer!

Message or call me and we can get you on the list for tomorrow 😀😀😀

Square meals

19/03/2025

All new menus ready for next week people!

Square Meals & Square Light

Call me or message me to place your order and we will see you next Monday for Square Light & Tuesday for Square Meals 😃

See you all next week!

14/03/2025

Who wants some help to lose those unwanted few pounds + get feeling fab for Spring / Summer?

What if you could WIN 1x months' supply of L-Carnitine Fat Burning Shots, to help increase your metabolism + target stubborn areas of fat.
AND
2 wks (6 days) of Square Light Meals, giving you both lunch + dinner = 700 calories, to help you on your way.
Just look at the results you can achieve in just 30 days.

All you need to do is
• Follow both Andy Watson and Salsabeautyroom.
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• Tag 3 friends, who would love a chance to win too.

Competition ends 28th March 2025

Square meals

12/03/2025

Good morning everyone!

New menus all ready for next week on both Square Meals and Square Light!

Slight change of plan next week, Square Light will be delivered on Tuesday and Square Meals will be delivered on Wednesday just for one week due to an engagement on Monday afternoon / evening.

Share and send to everyone you know and we will see you next week!

Andy & Vicky

22/10/2024

Good evening to you all!

As we are quickly approaching the end of October it’s nearly time for the Christmas Countdown to begin and the diary at Square Meals is filling up.

If you have any special occasions coming up please get in contact with us and let’s get you booked in the diary. As always we will be doing all our outdoor catering, meals on wheels, private dining, Christmas markets, homemade festive hampers, work lunches etc etc what ever you have in mind give me a call and we can plan everything around you.

Thank you again to all your continued custom and we look forward to seeing you all very soon!

Andy & Vicky


Square Meals

22/10/2024

Get yourselves down to That Wine Cellar on Sunday to celebrate 🙌 two years of business and for supplying us all with some fantastic wines! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

🥳🎈ITS ONLY THAT WINE CELLAR’S 2nd BIRTHDAY PARTY 🎈🥳

Haters will say I edited last year’s poster… but it was such a top day & night of fun, frolics, frivolity and fridge phalluses 🙄 that I thought why not just do it again this year 🙌🎈🥳

Cheeses boards a plenty & ill be contacting some of Saddleworth’s best independent food outlets for nibbles galore (the very spicy naga chilli sausage rolls from the guys at caused a stir last year when I mislabelled them as pork and apple 👀😂)

Discounts on everything from take away wines (get that Christmas stock early👀) to drinking in and nibbling cheese till I eventually kick you all out 😂🙌

On top of this me and Sam will be opening a lot of special bottles throughout the day to say THANK YOU to each and every one of you for keeping us sane and the business going for 2 WHOLE YEARS ❤️❤️❤️

No bookings just remember the date 3rd November! Discounts and deals from the minute I open at 11am 🍷🥂

15/09/2024

05/03/2024

Square meals

Square Light and Square meals menus all ready for next week!

Send me a message or call me to place your order 😃😃😃😃

See you all next week!

Andy & Vicky