18/08/2025
THE RED-BILLED JESTER
Upon the cliffs of Cymru high,
Where seabirds wheel and breezes sigh,
There struts a chough, all black and neat,
With ruby bill and tap-danced feet.
He hops, he skips, he gives a twirl—
A feathered clown in circus whirl.
The gulls look on with jealous cries,
While puffins roll their painted eyes.
"O watch me now," the chough declares,
"I’m Fred Astaire of sea-salt airs!"
He bows so low, his tail goes fwip,
Then slides upon the grassy lip.
The tourists gasp, the sheep just chew,
(Not much impresses mountain ewes).
But still he dances, bold and proud,
His laughter ringing shrill and loud.
So if you wander Wales one day,
By ragged cliff or storm-tossed bay,
And hear a tap-tap on the stone—
A red-billed jester claims his throne.