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Clutter-buys

Name: Clutter-buys
Address: 18 Applecroft, Newcastle Under Lyme, ST57BS, GB
Telephone: 07470353888
Rating: 5

Monthy auctions of Larp related goods, mostly props and costumes.
(8)

08/12/2023

This weekend is our last auction of the year and EVERYTHING will start at £1!
Thats right EVERYTHING!
Nobby has also dressed up as Santa and decided that anyone who spends over £10 in the auction will get a free gift too.
Happy blooming Christmas Clutter-buyers!
Auction starts at 6pm TONIGHT and closes at 7pm on Monday.
Hope to see you there and tell your friends!
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27/11/2023

The Clutter-buys Christmas Craft auction is coming this weekend!
18 different artists and crafters from the Larp community have been beavering away for weeks making some amazing handmade goods just in time for Christmas. Why not support small businesses this year and buy your Christmas gifts from Clutter-buys and friends!
Auction starts at 6pm on FRIDAY 1st December and closes at 7pm on MONDAY 4th December.
Come along and tell your friends!
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24/11/2023

Nobby has been fully on his game this week and not one single hijacker has made it through his security! The attack kittens have been patrolling the perimeter, the pit traps havent sprung and the lasers are all in full working order.
This can only mean one thing! I have the auction room to myself this weekend and I have some wonderful things for you this week. Lots of props, knick knacks, jewellery, leather goods and costumes. Something for everyone!
So pop along this weekend and tell your friends!
Auction starts at 6pm TONIGHT!
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17/11/2023

Momma dragon sat down at the beautiful antique writing desk, took out her quill and began..
“Title
Clutter-buys auction ad
Nobby the helper elf…..”
She paused and chewed her quill, took a swig of coffee and tried again.
“Title
Awsomely funny Clutter-buys advert
Today three hijackers…..”
Momma dragon got up, nipped to the loo, grabbed another cup of coffee, stroked the dogs, went for a walk to clear her head, ate a biscuit, washed the pots, had a shower and came back to the desk.
“Title
The best advert I ever wrote
Clutter-buys is being hijacked this weekend by three hijackers”
Momma dragon screwed up the paper, threw it, the quill and her ink in the bin and sighed.
Writers block is a b*tch!
The auction starts at 6pm tonight until 7pm on Monday. There are 3 hijackers this week and they have some awesome treasures for you, everything from stage makeup, crafty things, costumes, boots, and a lovely padded gambeson, and much much more so come along and tell your friends!
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10/11/2023

This weekends auction is a de ja vue of the auction a fortnight ago. Its ALL costumes AGAIN and nothing but costumes! I have dresses, trousers, robes, monster kit, coats, jackets, lots of kids costume, Elizabethan, Tudor, Victorian, Medieval, modern and everything in between! Something for absolutely everyone. Want to up date your kit for 2024? Fancy that new larp but you dont have the kit yet? Or just need that extra statement piece to complete your look. You've come to the right place. Auction starts at 6pm TONIGHT!
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03/11/2023

Nobby woke up on the day of the latest auction to find a strange blue box sitting in the middle of the store room floor. He couldn’t remember Momma Dragon buying anything like that recently and it was taking up a fair bit of space. So, in good helper elf style, he got the nearest set of wheels and proceeded to elf handle the thing into a convenient space where it wasn’t in the way and wouldn’t get him shouted at. He got the thing to its resting place in between a strange gold inlaid chest with weird religious symbols on it and a stand that held a little box that seemed to belong to someone called Panda, Nobby squinted, his eyes were not that good in the gloom of the warehouse. Shrugging, he walked away from the dark and dusty recesses of the warehouse where he kept all the stuff that was in long term storage and that he wanted to get out of the way so that Momma D didn’t keep grumbling at him about having no space or it blocking out the light in the room. For a moment he could swear he heard the sound of frantic knocking coming inside the box but he quickly dismissed it when he heard the tell-tale sound of a bunch of interlopers smashing into the auction room again.
That's right folks! We've been hijacked again by 2 hijackers and they have some really great items for you this week. There are loads of cool board games (the interesting sort), armour, rubber larp hitty sticks, costumes, bags, trinkets and pirates treasure and much much more. So come along and tell your friends!

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27/10/2023

This weekends auction is a little bit different. Its ALL costumes and nothing but costumes! I have dresses, trousers, robes, monster kit, coats, jackets, kids costume, Elizabethan, Tudor, Victorian, Medieval, modern and everything in between! Something for absolutely everyone. Want to up date your kit for 2024? Fancy that new larp but you dont have the kit yet? Or just need that extra statement piece to complete your look. You've come to the right place. Auction starts at 6pm TONIGHT!
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13/10/2023

Nobby scratched his head. He had been out shopping for Momma dragon and had somehow taken a wrong turn on the way home and was now completely lost. There was a nice big old house up ahead though so Nobby decided to stop and ask for directions.
He grasped the gargoyle shaped knocked and bang loudly.
The door was answered by a handsome, tall, pale man with exceptionally good dentistry.
“good efffening, young man how may I be of service?”
Nobby explained the problem and followed the distinguished looking man inside to use his telephone.
While he was ordering an uber Nobby felt the presence of the man behind him and he seemed to be leaning in to kiss him on the neck! Nobby gasped, backed away and explained profusely that while he was very flattered he was loyal to Momma Dragon and…er..er…Nobby fled as quickly as his little feet could carry him. That gentleman was THIRSTY for his adorable helper elf flesh and Nobby was having none of it.
By the time he returned home however, 3 hijackers had broken in and set up their wares.
That’s right folks! We’ve been hijacked again and the hijackers have some wonderful items for you this week. Lots of fab costumes, a few latex pointy sticks, jewellery, handmade banners and much much more. So come along and tell your friends!

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06/10/2023

Nobby has been hard at work today helping me take all the photos for tonight's auction. Almost completely without complaint too 😃 😉
I have loads of great things for you this weekend. Lots of leather hides, metal buckles and other fixings, Some really nice costumes and lots of other props trinkets and much much more. so come along and tell your friends. auction starts at 6pm TONIGHT!
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29/09/2023

“Two, three, four, step to the left, grapevine, and just 8 more people”
Nobby smiled at his Zumba Dance troupe as he put them through their paces. Momma Dragon had suggested he get out the house and get some exercise, so he had put together his own dance troupe and now the competition was tonight and they only had a few more hours to practice.
“And from the top AGAIN! You’ve got big dreams... You want fame? Well, fame costs. And right here is where you start paying...in sweat."
Nobby was so busy drilling his troupe that he didn’t spot 3 of his dancers sneaking out the back of the studio. It was only when he turned up at an old, abandoned warehouse at 6pm on a Friday night that he realised he had been had. There was no competition and it had all been an elaborate long con by 3 hijackers! Darn it, foiled again!

That’s right folks! We’ve been hijacked and they have some great treasures for you this week. Lots of costumes, Leather goods, craft stuff, costume patterns, crocheted gloves, trinkets, props and much much more, so come along and tell your friends!

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22/09/2023

Nobby was thoroughly enjoying his Greek holiday abroad. He was supposed to have been following the tour guide around some dusty monuments but got distracted by a butterfly and took a wrong turn. Next thing he knew he had wandered inside what could only be described as a garden centre in a cave. It was the weirdest garden centre he had ever been in though, all they sold was stone statues. He thought these would make a great gift for Momma Dragon as they all looked like Chris Hemsworth as Thor in various different poses. He found one he liked the look of and went to find the till to pay. That turned out to be a problem, the only sales person he could find was a right Karen who screamed at him to leave before she did something they would both regret. As he could also hear what sounded like a bad gas leak or a nest of vipers or something, he decided it was more trouble than it was worth and Momma dragon could make do with a stuffed lhama as a holiday gift instead.
He walked out and took off his mirrored sunglasses and felt a bit silly that he was wearing them inside but little did he know that they probably saved his life…..

While all this was going on… Momma dragon made a new friend in the gin club who turned out to be a hijacker but they got on so well she decided to share her auction this week!
That’s right folks! Myself and one hijacker have a whole host of treasures for you! Lots of trinkets, books, costumes, jewellery, and weird and wonderful props. So come along and tell your friends!

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14/09/2023

After a week of reading nothing but inspirational memes on facebook, Nobby decided it was time to go ‘find himself’. He had heard that this was something a person should do but he was little confused as he was pretty certain he was exactly here. Never one to be swayed from a challenge though he packed his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles backpack, waved Momma dragon goodbye and headed out of the door.
Two planes, one train, a rickety cart and a donkey later he finally reached his destination. Right on the top of a very tall mountain, 15miles past the middle of nowhere, in Tibet he had arrived at The Peaceful Wellbeing Monastry. The advert he’d read had promised “Suberb spiritual healing, soul awakening and meditation” for the low low price of $250. Never one to pass up a bargain Nobby had booked it straight away and jumped on the first plane.
The monk that met him was called Chilled-out Bob and smelled faintly of h**p and regret and after just 10 minutes of chatting to him Bob suddenly jumped up and shouted “AN AUCTION! Yippee! Now we can sell all these trinkets the visitors have left behind. Show me the way brother!”
And that’s how the 2 hijackers came to take over the auction room this weekend folks! Honest, total truth, on Chilled-out Bobs mum’s grave!
That’s right we have 2 hijackers this weekend with a whole heap of wonderful treasures for you to look through. There are lots of costumes and props, nerf pew pews, throwing latex rubber pointy things, leather goods, motorcross armour and much much more. Auction starts at 6pm tonight, come along and tell your friends!
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01/09/2023

Its Friday so that can only mean one thing!
It's another Clutter-buys auction!
Nobby has been on the ball with his security this week, so not a hijacker in sight. Just me and a whole heap of treasure for you all!
I have everything from, costumes, leather armour, jewellery, jewellery making supplies, a mini lute, boxes, trinkets and much much more.
So come along and tell your friends!
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18 Applecroft
Newcastle Under Lyme
ST57BS

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