Painless Parties

Painless Parties Painless Parties was founded in 2002 by Nick Painless to host and participate in events throughout the UK and beyond

Painless Parties was founded in 2002 by Nick Painless to host events in England, Scotland, Wales and the rest of the known universe

These events come in two main forms, the first of which is the Boiler Room which consist of live bands with a heavy metal soundtrack played by Nick himself. The second is The Black Cat and Top Hat which are burlesque and cabaret shows which have a dark twist to thei

r nature

Over the years Painless Parties has had great levels of success from playing DJ slots at various venues such as The Purple Turtle and Club Anti-Christ both in London, Whitby Gothic Festival and the now sadly departed TJ’s which was in Newport, Wales

DJ work isn’t the only thing that Painless Parties has tapped into over the years as Nick has appeared on BBC 3’s Snog, Marry, Avoid where he taught P.O.D a lesson or two. He was also requested to appear on ITV’s Britain’s Got Talent where he performed several demonstrations from his circus side show Organ Grinder

If you are feeling brave enough you can even hire Painless Parties to perform at your wedding, funeral or other private function of your choosing

Tonight: Live and Loud for Your Listening Pleasure at The Pilot Boat Inn in BembridgeJoin us for a night of classic anth...
05/09/2025

Tonight: Live and Loud for Your Listening Pleasure at The Pilot Boat Inn in Bembridge

Join us for a night of classic anthems and dance floor favourites from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s

Who am I going to see at the bar?

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains timeless.

Get ready for classic anthems and dance floor favourites from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s.

These fantastic tunes are delivered through a state-of-the-art Italian PA system capable of producing 4,200 watts.

The experience is enhanced by an impressive light show and a touch of atmospheric fog.

So why not join us for a night hosted by the award-winning Nick Painless of Painless Parties.

9pm until late
Free Entry
Over 18s only (I.D. required)

Pilot Boat Inn
Station Rd,
Bembridge,
Isle of Wight,
PO35 5NN

For more information visit – www.painless-parties.co.uk or click https://fb.me/e/6qnqLya0B

Who am I going to see at the bar?
04/09/2025

Who am I going to see at the bar?

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains timeless.

Get ready for classic anthems and dance floor favourites from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s.

These fantastic tunes are delivered through a state-of-the-art Italian PA system capable of producing 4,200 watts.

The experience is enhanced by an impressive light show and a touch of atmospheric fog.

So why not join us for a night hosted by the award-winning Nick Painless of Painless Parties.

8pm until late
Free Entry
Over 18s only (I.D. required)

The Blenheim Pub
9 High St,
Ventnor,
Isle of Wight,
PO38 1RY

For more information visit – www.painless-parties.co.uk or click the link https://fb.me/e/2P3r09kZz

Who am I going to see at the bar?
03/09/2025

Who am I going to see at the bar?

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains timeless.

Get ready for classic anthems and dance floor favourites from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s.

These fantastic tunes are delivered through a state-of-the-art Italian PA system capable of producing 4,200 watts.

The experience is enhanced by an impressive light show and a touch of atmospheric fog.

Join us for a night hosted by the award-winning Nick Painless of Painless Parties.

8.30pm until late
£2 Entry for Non Members
Over 18s only (I.D. required)

Newport Social Club.
13-14 St James' Street
Newport
Isle of Wight
PO30 5HB

For more information visit – www.painless-parties.co.uk or click the link https://fb.me/e/5QrTdf7wx

Who am I going to see at the bar?
02/09/2025

Who am I going to see at the bar?

Painless Parties has been hosting events at various venues across the UK for over two decades, and the format remains timeless.

Get ready for classic anthems and dance floor favourites from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s.

These fantastic tunes are delivered through a state-of-the-art Italian PA system capable of producing 4,200 watts.

The experience is enhanced by an impressive light show and a touch of atmospheric fog.

So why not join us for a night hosted by the award-winning Nick Painless of Painless Parties.

9pm until late
Free Entry
Over 18s only (I.D. required)

Pilot Boat Inn
Station Rd,
Bembridge,
Isle of Wight,
PO35 5NN

For more information visit – www.painless-parties.co.uk or click https://fb.me/e/6qnqLya0B

Who am I going to see at the bar?
01/09/2025

Who am I going to see at the bar?

** September 2025 Dates **

Friday 5th – Pilot Boat Inn, Bembridge, I.O.W
Saturday 13th – Newport Social Club. Newport, I.O.W
Friday 19th – The Blenheim Pub, Ventnor, I.O.W

Expect the classic anthems, and dance floor fillers which you know and love from the 70's, 80's, 90's and the 00's

These fine tunes are brought to you via a state of the art Italian PA system which is capable of producing 4200 watts

This experience is finished off by a light show and a touch of atmospheric fog

For more information visit – www.painless-parties.co.uk

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