Tenacious DJ,s

26/10/2024

No charge

26/10/2024

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19/10/2024

WHEN YOU LET THE DJ COMPANY USE THE EXPERIENCE !
We work with a few carefully selected venues ! BUT generally we prefer a one on one approach with our clients directly.

19/10/2024

(liberated from Brian 'Bizzy' Pemberton)

𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲 𝐚 𝐃𝐉

1. The song you are requesting is being played
2. You ask for a song that nobody will dance to
3. You tell the DJ they suck just because they won't play your song
4. The only songs you know are line dances
5. You want to hear every song by Biggie Smalls
6. You complain that no one likes the song when the dance floor is full
7. You think reserving a table turns the DJ into your own jukebox
8. You ask to sing on the microphone like it's karaoke night
9. You want to hear your song next or your leaving
10. You declare that you just got to the club so the DJ should play all the hits just for you
11. Your sad face does not move the DJ into feeling sorry for you and playing your request
12. You think the plural of ‘vinyl’ is ‘vinyls’
13. You come to the booth and ask the DJ if they are the DJ
14. You ask the DJ if they have any good music
15. Your requests aren't any where near the format the DJ plays
16. You demand to hear your request because you are about to leave
17. When the DJ says they dont play a genre, you ask for that genre continuously
18. You keep asking what song is next
19. You want to look at every song the DJ has
20. You don't dance to your request, then ask for more
21. You think the dance floor is a portrait studio
22. You make silly poses at the DJ like you are DJing
23. You are part of a Hen party, who do nothing but try to twerk all night
24. You grab or touch equipment while the DJ is playing
25. You are so drunk you think the DJ booth is the bar
26. You stay buy the DJ booth hoping to pick up women
27. You keep trying to tell the DJ your life story while we are mixing
28. You think you know what everyone wants to hear
29. You ask for a song to be played again five minutes after it’s been played
30. You say you know the owner/manager in an attempt to get a song played
31. You ask for the same song every time you are there
32. You take pictures of the DJ without warning him of the flash
33. Your so drunk you keep falling into the DJ booth
34. You spill a drink on the DJ equipment
35. You ask that the volume be turned down
36. You keep trying to get the DJ to dance with you
37. You tell the DJ what songs go together that don't go together
38. You stand by the DJ and stare awkwardly
39. You think it's cool to just stand on the dance floor and text
40. You have to talk louder than the music by the DJ booth
41. You think the DJ booth is a cloakroom
42. You offer to tip the DJ but never do
43. You scare ladies off the dance floor
44. You wear so much aftershave/perfume the DJ's eyes water
45. You ask the DJ to play songs off your phone
46. You keep asking for a shout out all night long
47. You want the DJ to play a song you made
48. You act like the DJ is your boyfriend when he is not
49. You try to sing or hum (badly) the song you want to hear
50. Instead of asking for a song you stick your phone in the DJs face to show them
51. You don't know the song just the number on the CD
52. You get all of your friends to ask for the same song that we won't play
53. You interrupt the DJ to ask them to take your picture of you and your mates
54. You want to take a picture behind the decks
55. You think 'old school' means five years ago
56. You ask when will the DJ start to playing something "crunk"
57. When you hear a slow jam you think it's a signal to hump women like a dog
58. You tell the DJ you’re a DJ or used to be a DJ
59. You keep asking for requests after the club closes
60. You know the DJ and text him requests to get you in the door
61. You know the DJ is working and you call over and over expecting an answer
62. You ask for a song and stay at the booth until the DJ plays it
63. You fart by the DJ booth and walk away
64. You want something faster but are requesting something slower
65. You keep trying to fist bump and high five the DJ
66. You say the other DJ always plays your song when there is no other DJ
67. You act worse than a five year old in the club
68. You say you are spending a ton of money and the DJ should play your songs regardless
69. You want an in-depth explanation on how the equipment works
70. Your requests are more like demands
71. You vomit in or around the DJ booth
72. You tell the DJ how bad the song playing is , then request an even worse one
73. You ask the DJ to play something with a beat
74. You threaten to get the manager to make you play a song
75. Your song was played but you want it again because you were in the bathroom
76. You think b***y shaking music is just any reggae song
77. You make up a birthday so you can hear you or your friends name on the mic
78. You give the DJ a napkin filled with requests
79. You complain that the DJ DID play your song
80. You try to hug and kiss the DJ when you don’t know them
81. You think after a DJ plays your song that he will play every song you want
82. You ask for a song all night then you leave in the middle of it
83. You want people to move off the floor so you can dance like a jackass
84. You ask the DJ to mention another club night on the mic
85. You tell the DJ his job is becoming obsolete because of Spotify and AI
86. You tell a vinyl DJ that they don’t make vinyl anymore
87. You say you have a huge group there wanting a song when you only have three people
88. You tell the DJ that you DJ too, when we ask where, you say your bedroom
89. When you ask the DJ if he takes requests, then you have no clue what you want
90. You go around the club telling people you are better than the DJ who is playing
91. You think knowing the DJ is sure to get songs played for people you know
92. You think dry hu***ng the DJ is sexy
93. You keep asking if you can try and spin
94. You keep stomping on the floor just to get attention
95. You still think it's cool to use your phone on the dance floor
96. You spend more time updating your status online than dancing
97. You ask the DJ to play something dirty
98. You ask the DJ to play something you can dance to
99. You throw up gang signs when any hip hop track is played without any idea what they mean
100. You are way too drunk and try and talk to the DJ while they are DJ-ing

17/08/2024

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