The Crazy Captain Ashley -The Pirates ll

The Crazy Captain Ashley -The Pirates ll Arrr We currently offer our Pirate Character for a range of activities including Parties and events. Ahoy!! Welcome to me crazy pirate world. And we love it lol.
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I be Crazy Cap’s Seven Seas the son o' Cap ‘n’s Hook 'n there be no one like me ha ha! I am “The Crazy Captain” with me Crew O’ Buccaneers. we have been an active member of the UK Pirate Community for 10 years now. I currently offer my Pirate Character for a range of activities including Private Parties, Events, Large Community events, Fun days run by councils all around Kent and up and down the c

ountry. I also offer an educational show which is aimed for adults and children. I am a real life walking talking pirate! Within the UK Pirate Community. You Can probably guess by now we’re totally 24/7 pirate mad. A real life pirate or sea dog people say. lol

…….We’re The Living Sea Dog O’ Kent.......
• Meet n Greet
• Pirate Display (big or small)
• Educational Talk on Facts and History
• Crazy pirate Dances
• Pirate Shows
• Pirate Ship Display
• Skull of Thrones
• Fun Pirate's Games
Pirate Voodoo Magic Show
• Pirate’s Balloon Modelling
• Safe Pirate Pistols Shooting with no fatalities ….. yet hahah
• Sword Fighting Training for Kids
• Pirate Shop (pirate and mermaid merchandise)
• Rum not included! Lol
• New Mermaids Display /Talk
• Meet a Real Life Mermaids
• Lots More Pirate Fun

Pirate’s Entertainment
Shell-Phone..01689824040
Email Cap’s Cabin on [email protected]
Me & Crew are all DBS Check ,insured pat treated Etc
Arrrhh. Be A Supported Business by the Princes Trust of London
FOWLLOW ,LIKE AND SUPPOEETERS US ON

Ahoy thar me buccaneers Thursday evenin' we set sail All the way t' Wilberforce Scout Centre. T' do Fun Educational Na...
18/10/2025

Ahoy thar me buccaneers Thursday evenin' we set sail All the way t' Wilberforce Scout Centre. T' do Fun Educational Natter on The Golden Age o' Piracy Fer the Squirrels 'n Beaver Groups. We Done a A special Halloween Show , Pirate Tales about dark n Spooky the smuggling life and if you get captured by the British Royal Navy the horrible torches. Did bit of Show n Tell wit' me pirate props , got all the Childrens t' sign the pirate codex book ,put the kids in the stocks Real Life iron Handcuffs ,cross cage etc. Follow by 3 Crazy pirate dances , Sea Shanty Singalong (bit of SpongeBob SquarePants) ,Theme pirate music, show off of our Cutlass , pistols n dagger’s N a*o we played 1 piate game as well. , 'n the leader done some hot chocolate 'n marshmallows site around the camp fire wit' a pirate tale. End it off. It's look all childrens had a super fun time at pirate nights.. Merry'ee a Thanks fer havin' us again..savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tester. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley2/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy...'tis Funny Fun Friday Again me Buccaneerse..Trick or Treasure !!...Me hearties.. 😉😝🤣.....savvy 🖤☠❌🧜‍♀️🥃🖤The Livin...
17/10/2025

Ahoy...'tis Funny Fun Friday Again me Buccaneerse..Trick or Treasure !!...Me hearties.. 😉😝🤣.....savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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16/10/2025

Nobody move! I dropped me Pirates of the Caribbean Sea*on tickets! 🗣️

Take to the seas from November 14 at Cineworld, with the series back on the big screen for just £5.99 a ticket! 🏴‍☠️

🔗 bit.ly/CWPirates

Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 7 years ago now went. me Crazy Cap'n n ...
16/10/2025

Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 7 years ago now went. me Crazy Cap'n n me crew's was entertainin all Whelps N Poppet's at Caspa Summer Fair family fun day. Everybody it's a Cap'n.. Even the police officer wanted a picture with the captain of the seven seas. Times Flies when ye 'ave Rum... .me buccaneers..savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment
Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk.
(Mick Disco & Children's Entertainer) .🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Checked, Public Liabilty Insured, PAT tested.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel
/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Blow me down be some more random pirate pictures from me adventure dis year me hearties.. from Hastings Pirate Day 2025....
15/10/2025

Blow me down be some more random pirate pictures from me adventure dis year me hearties.. from Hastings Pirate Day 2025.. be Lights camera active.. me buccaneers.. high winds on The Rising 🤣 🙈🤣🤣💣 Beach & Ocean. Savvy
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Shell Phone on 01689 824040....e ye can..🖥
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Checked ✔ Public Liabilty Insured, ✔ , PAT tested ✔ Etc.✔ .....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashleyhttps://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-capt5ain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Aye..The term "Pirate Codex" most commonly refers t' two things: the fictional Pirata Codex from the Pirates o' the Cari...
14/10/2025

Aye..The term "Pirate Codex" most commonly refers t' two things: the fictional Pirata Codex from the Pirates o' the Caribbean movies, a sacred book containin' the rules fer pirates, 'n the historical Pirate Code or "Tales o' Agreement," a set o' rules used by real pirates durin' the Golden Age o' Piracy t' govern thar crews. In a different context, "pirate codex" can also refer t' game rulebooks, such as one fer a tabletop game or a workout program....savvy
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Merry'ee a Thanks t' our good sea Makkah Samuel Curtis -cinematographer & Photographer fer the lovely Video. O' US ACTION AT The Crazy Captain Pirate Tales Show at Rye Pirates and Smugglers Day 2025...savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment
Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk.
(Mick Disco & Children's Entertainer) .🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Checked, Public Liabilty Insured, PAT tested.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel
/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Shiver Me Timbers.. be Mermaid Monday again.. but today Yerrrh... I would like t' say a ‘aappy Birthday T' Me Scallywag...
13/10/2025

Shiver Me Timbers.. be Mermaid Monday again.. but today Yerrrh... I would like t' say a ‘aappy Birthday T' Me Scallywag Uncle Simon ..we hope ye 'ave a magical birthday ...'ave a good'un Drinks Up me hearties from Crazy Cap'n. O' th- Seven Sea..n.. me Crew's ...savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-cr
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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12/10/2025

Aye be Mighty prouda proud hand o' the pirate community. Pirate's Fer Life .Arrr Our smugglers Jolly Riptide Roger flyin' at the bottom o' our pirate garden.. gangway neighbourhood the pirates Are about.. Take what you can and give nothing back....savvy .
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment
Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk.
(Mick Disco & Children's Entertainer) .🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Checked, Public Liabilty Insured, PAT tested.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel
/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Arrer 'n also today..me buccaneers...would like t' say a Big ‘aappy Birthday. T' one o' me best Pirate Pal n crewmembers...
11/10/2025

Arrer 'n also today..me buccaneers...would like t' say a Big ‘aappy Birthday. T' one o' me best Pirate Pal n crewmembers ..Cap's Cutlass , But you know him better as the Fishfinger Guy ( Allsorts of Fun ) hope ye 'ave a magical birthday 'ave a good'un.... from cap'n's o' th' seven sea. ..n.. me crews of buccaneers o Kent...Arrr hope ye like th' special pirate birthday gift Shipmate!! From me!! Matyyy ...Drink up me Hearties 'tis your Birthday !!
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Blimey...A Big shout out!...‘aappy 21 Birthday T' me wee pirate Sisters Shannon ...hope ye 'ave a magical birthday....'a...
11/10/2025

Blimey...A Big shout out!...‘aappy 21 Birthday T' me wee pirate Sisters Shannon ...hope ye 'ave a magical birthday....'ave a good'un....😱Relly can nay believe that's me wee scallywags sister 'tis 20th year ole today....Blisterin' Barnacles...ps Shiver Me Timbers hide me Grog (Rum) 😅...me hearties. Arrr hope ye like th' special pirate birthday gift Shipmate!! From me!! Matyyy ...Drink up me Hearties 'tis your Birthday from Crazy Cap'n..n..me crew's.....savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..🐚
Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ayyyee..it's..Funny Fun Friday Again me hearties..Wha' do ghosts wear when thar eyesight gets blurred? Spooktacles....sa...
10/10/2025

Ayyyee..it's..Funny Fun Friday Again me hearties..Wha' do ghosts wear when thar eyesight gets blurred? Spooktacles....savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment.
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
(Mick Disco & Children's Entertainer) .🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Checked, Public Liabilty Insured, PAT tested.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 10 years ago now went. me Crazy Cap'n n...
09/10/2025

Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 10 years ago now went. me Crazy Cap'n n me crew's was entertainin all Whelps N Poppet's at Pirate Party at Pontins Holiday Park in Wales .. Times Flies when ye 'ave Rum... with me sea Makkah pal Shannon.
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment
Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk.
(Mick Disco & Children's Entertainer) .🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Checked, Public Liabilty Insured, PAT tested.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel
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Orpington
BR5

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 7:30pm
Tuesday 10am - 7:30pm
Wednesday 10am - 7:30pm
Thursday 10am - 7:30pm
Friday 10am - 7:30pm
Saturday 10am - 7:30pm
Sunday 10am - 7:30pm

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Being a Pirate started off as an interest 10 years ago. Now I am passionate & mad over it and I am not called Captain Crazy for nothing….

Make my own Pirate Character up now it’s worldwide and well-know in the Pirate Community & around the seaside towns as the #crazycaptain the son of Captain Hook

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