The Crazy Captain Ashley -The Pirates ll

The Crazy Captain Ashley -The Pirates ll Arrr We currently offer our Pirate Character for a range of activities including Parties and events. Ahoy!! Welcome to me crazy pirate world. And we love it lol.
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I be Crazy Cap’s Seven Seas the son o' Cap ‘n’s Hook 'n there be no one like me ha ha! I am “The Crazy Captain” with me Crew O’ Buccaneers. we have been an active member of the UK Pirate Community for 10 years now. I currently offer my Pirate Character for a range of activities including Private Parties, Events, Large Community events, Fun days run by councils all around Kent and up and down the c

ountry. I also offer an educational show which is aimed for adults and children. I am a real life walking talking pirate! Within the UK Pirate Community. You Can probably guess by now we’re totally 24/7 pirate mad. A real life pirate or sea dog people say. lol

…….We’re The Living Sea Dog O’ Kent.......
• Meet n Greet
• Pirate Display (big or small)
• Educational Talk on Facts and History
• Crazy pirate Dances
• Pirate Shows
• Pirate Ship Display
• Skull of Thrones
• Fun Pirate's Games
Pirate Voodoo Magic Show
• Pirate’s Balloon Modelling
• Safe Pirate Pistols Shooting with no fatalities ….. yet hahah
• Sword Fighting Training for Kids
• Pirate Shop (pirate and mermaid merchandise)
• Rum not included! Lol
• New Mermaids Display /Talk
• Meet a Real Life Mermaids
• Lots More Pirate Fun

Pirate’s Entertainment
Shell-Phone..01689824040
Email Cap’s Cabin on [email protected]
Me & Crew are all DBS Check ,insured pat treated Etc
Arrrhh. Be A Supported Business by the Princes Trust of London
FOWLLOW ,LIKE AND SUPPOEETERS US ON

Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again..She is tossed by the waves but she does not sink...me hear...
08/09/2025

Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again..She is tossed by the waves but she does not sink...me hearties..savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Entertainment..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London Kent uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate
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https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
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https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ship Shap Sunday-A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.....savvy 🇨🇮🥃💥🖤🏴‍☠️☠The Living Sea Dog....
07/09/2025

Ship Shap Sunday-A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.....savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
☘ Pirate Show ☘ Meet n Greet ☘ Game's n Lights ☘Pirate Display ☘ Skull of Thrones ☘Mini Pirate Ship Display ☘ Pirate Educational Talks ☘Cutlass fightin' trainin' fer sprogs ☘ Crazy Party's Dance ☘ Game's ☘ Sea Shanty Singalong ☘ Safe Pistol Shoting ☘ Little bit of voodoo Magic Show ☘Balloon Modelling ☘Pirate Shop ☘ Ginormous Mermaid Seashell ☘...n.. More....
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🐚Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cabin on [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk...Kent
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https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Blimey....Jus' had a sweet message in a Bottle sent t' me other dayy to me ship...Merry'ee a Thanks t' Kt Bruce the Phot...
06/09/2025

Blimey....Jus' had a sweet message in a Bottle sent t' me other dayy to me ship...Merry'ee a Thanks t' Kt Bruce the Photographer fer this epic Pircey photo from Rye Pirates and Smugglers Day this year back in August. We be so good'un hear all me Scallywags had a great day....I do.. puttin' the magic into fun bring in real life history t' life.....puttin' big smiles on everyone faces 'n makin' magical Pirate emories will last forever...savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
☘ Pirate Show ☘ Meet n Greet ☘ Game's n Lights ☘Pirate Display ☘ Skull of Thrones ☘Mini Pirate Ship Display ☘ Pirate Educational Talks ☘Cutlass fightin' trainin' fer sprogs ☘ Crazy Party's Dance ☘ Game's ☘ Sea Shanty Singalong ☘ Safe Pistol Shoting ☘ Little bit of voodoo Magic Show ☘Balloon Modelling ☘Pirate Shop ☘ Ginormous Mermaid Seashell ☘...n.. More....
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🐚Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cabin on [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk...Kent
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy...It's I'll be Fun Funny Friday again..me buccaneers...time to laugh out loud again. 🤣🏴‍☠️🍀☘☠🇨🇮Shell Phone on 01689...
05/09/2025

Ahoy...It's I'll be Fun Funny Friday again..me buccaneers...time to laugh out loud again. 🤣
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www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Checked ✔ Public Liabilty Insured, ✔ , PAT tested ✔ Etc.✔ .....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashleyhttps://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-capt5ain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Blisterin' barnacles...haven't we got a treat t' share wit' ye today me buccaneers be a sneak peek inside the cap'n's Ca...
04/09/2025

Blisterin' barnacles...haven't we got a treat t' share wit' ye today me buccaneers be a sneak peek inside the cap'n's Cabin. Thowback want We jus' finished scrubbin' the deck climbin' the riggin' n decoratin' the Pop Decks- Welcome About. One of best part of my Cabin (bathroom) n rogues like t' see the rest o' me ship? Pirates/ Mermaids from top t' bottom all around me Pirate ship ( house) .. different Pirate themes each room o' the Cabin savvy
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www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy..thar me Sea 'n non Sea lovers hearties. Th' new pirate b***y t' share wit' ye today. 'aveba good everquest lookin'...
03/09/2025

Ahoy..thar me Sea 'n non Sea lovers hearties. Th' new pirate b***y t' share wit' ye today. 'aveba good everquest lookin' at neww Pirates Halloween Doggy .from his amazin' crew on dry land called TK Maxx Complement Arrrgh be Shout Out be worth checkin' out lots o' givin' beauty t' choose from fer yer special occasions if ye mention that the sexy Crazy Cap'n o' the seven Seas sent ye...me buccaneers. Savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..🐚
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again... We be was pondering on dry land around the streets of Ry...
01/09/2025

Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again... We be was pondering on dry land around the streets of Rye last month. .Ye won't believe wha' we came across in town centre. Be fer Mermaids! Of course!!!!....savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Entertainment..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London Kent uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley2/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Aye be a Saucy W***h!! 🖤🍑
31/08/2025

Aye be a Saucy W***h!! 🖤🍑

Ship Shap Sunday -Revenge be ne'er a straight line. It's a forest, 'n like a forest it's easy t' lose yer way, t' get lo...
31/08/2025

Ship Shap Sunday -Revenge be ne'er a straight line. It's a forest, 'n like a forest it's easy t' lose yer way, t' get lost, t' forget where ye came in...."Holdin' onto wrath be like graspin' a hot coal wit' the intent o' throwin' it at some rogue else; ye be the one who gets burned...Dead Man Tell No Tales hahaha ...me buccaneers..savvy
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Shell Phone on 01689 824040....e ye can..🖥
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Checked ✔ Public Liabilty Insured, ✔ , PAT tested ✔ Etc.✔ .....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashleyhttps://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-capt5ain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy thar..thar me Sea 'n non Sea lovers hearties.. 'ave we got a treat share wit' ye today.. jus' the other day me The ...
30/08/2025

Ahoy thar..thar me Sea 'n non Sea lovers hearties.. 'ave we got a treat share wit' ye today.. jus' the other day me The Crazy Cap'n n me crew we Luton 'n ponderin' the streets o' London oxford circus last Monday. We came across mind bubblin' 'n Amazin' piracy Rum bar...Shiver Me Timbers blisterin' barnacles we couldn't believe it o'er 100 different type o' grog , the scene , the deckin' 'n layout o' dis plan. So much time 'n detail has gone into dis pirate rum bar. The menu was based from the the classic epic movie The Goonies map 'n in the pirate codex well. The dead matey tell no tales rum cocktail wasn't so yarr ahah (nah cheapest rum but if worth it fer the experience 'n the atmosphere ) 'n o' course we got natterin' t' some o' the staff hands at The Rhum Tavern about 'n show 'em pictures 'n videos Wha' we do fer a livin' as pirate Performesrs they saw the markings o' Pirate on me arms har har har 😜 , we be also found out the price opened up last year on 19th o' September. On International Natter like a pirate day. 'n the owners love piracy inspired by The Goonies and as a big pirate enthusiast. I would definitely 100% recommend dis epic pirate bar A Pirate Life fer me!!..savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..🐚
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate
☠https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashleyhttps://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-capt5ain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy...It's I'll be Fun Funny Friday again..me buccaneers...time to laugh out loud again. 🤣...You Don't Stop Sailing Whe...
29/08/2025

Ahoy...It's I'll be Fun Funny Friday again..me buccaneers...time to laugh out loud again. 🤣...You Don't Stop Sailing When You Get Old ,You Get Old When You Stop Sailing... me hearties..savvy
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Shell Phone on 01689 824040....e ye can..🖥
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Checked ✔ Public Liabilty Insured, ✔ , PAT tested ✔ Etc.✔ .....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashleyhttps://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-capt5ain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Orpington
BR5

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 7:30pm
Tuesday 10am - 7:30pm
Wednesday 10am - 7:30pm
Thursday 10am - 7:30pm
Friday 10am - 7:30pm
Saturday 10am - 7:30pm
Sunday 10am - 7:30pm

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01689 824040

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Why you should see my Crazy PIRATE SHOW

Being a Pirate started off as an interest 10 years ago. Now I am passionate & mad over it and I am not called Captain Crazy for nothing….

Make my own Pirate Character up now it’s worldwide and well-know in the Pirate Community & around the seaside towns as the #crazycaptain the son of Captain Hook

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