The Crazy Captain Ashley -The Pirates ll

The Crazy Captain Ashley -The Pirates ll Arrr We currently offer our Pirate Character for a range of activities including Parties and events. Ahoy!! Welcome to me crazy pirate world. And we love it lol.
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I be Crazy Cap’s Seven Seas the son o' Cap ‘n’s Hook 'n there be no one like me ha ha! I am “The Crazy Captain” with me Crew O’ Buccaneers. we have been an active member of the UK Pirate Community for 10 years now. I currently offer my Pirate Character for a range of activities including Private Parties, Events, Large Community events, Fun days run by councils all around Kent and up and down the c

ountry. I also offer an educational show which is aimed for adults and children. I am a real life walking talking pirate! Within the UK Pirate Community. You Can probably guess by now we’re totally 24/7 pirate mad. A real life pirate or sea dog people say. lol

…….We’re The Living Sea Dog O’ Kent.......
• Meet n Greet
• Pirate Display (big or small)
• Educational Talk on Facts and History
• Crazy pirate Dances
• Pirate Shows
• Pirate Ship Display
• Skull of Thrones
• Fun Pirate's Games
Pirate Voodoo Magic Show
• Pirate’s Balloon Modelling
• Safe Pirate Pistols Shooting with no fatalities ….. yet hahah
• Sword Fighting Training for Kids
• Pirate Shop (pirate and mermaid merchandise)
• Rum not included! Lol
• New Mermaids Display /Talk
• Meet a Real Life Mermaids
• Lots More Pirate Fun

Pirate’s Entertainment
Shell-Phone..01689824040
Email Cap’s Cabin on [email protected]
Me & Crew are all DBS Check ,insured pat treated Etc
Arrrhh. Be A Supported Business by the Princes Trust of London
FOWLLOW ,LIKE AND SUPPOEETERS US ON

Ahoy...It's I'll be Fun Funny Friday again..me buccaneers..time to laugh out loud again. Be ones for the older sea Makka...
05/12/2025

Ahoy...It's I'll be Fun Funny Friday again..me buccaneers..time to laugh out loud again. Be ones for the older sea Makkah pal.. be very naughty one 😉😜🤣
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Shell Phone on 01689 824040....e ye can..🖥
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Checked ✔ Public Liabilty Insured, ✔ , PAT tested ✔ Etc.✔ .....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
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https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashleyhttps://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
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Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 12 years ago now went....me, Crazy Cap'...
04/12/2025

Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 12 years ago now went....me, Crazy Cap'n was entertainin all Whelps ...n.. Poppet's at Christmas Pub Event in Farnborough.. Matyyy....Times Flies when ye 'ave Rum....me hearties..savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment.
(Mick Disco & Children's Entertainer) .🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Checked, Public Liabilty Insured, PAT tested.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
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https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
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Blimey...btw skully ,I meet the mayor o' Sittingbourne other day..I only pirate get away wit' murcalled laughin' 'til I ...
03/12/2025

Blimey...btw skully ,I meet the mayor o' Sittingbourne other day..I only pirate get away wit' murcalled laughin' 'til I spew grog i call her a saucy w***h 'n apartments she like sailors I be told ,dat's why I turned around 'n said well ye like a good semen then me hearties 🤣🤣🤣 get away will it. She said ye be naughty piate. Har har har 'n Ye be ahoy Mateyy...with the Panto Dame & Mayor
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🏴‍☠️Jus' had a sweet message in a Bottle sent t' me other dayy to me ship...Merry'ee a Thanks t' Skully fer th' lovely Pirate Pictures from Sittingbourne Christmas Lights and Sleigh Rounds .We great t' here all had a great day. we do try be best t' puttin' the magic into fun bring magic o' Character t' life Puttin' big smiles on everyone faces 'n makin' magical characters emories will last forever n Forever. t' come , Makin' scallywags dreams come true as Meet Thar icon's..
Sittingbourne News
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🐚Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cabin on [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk...Kent
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Aye U.. be lookin' fer somethin' new t' spice up yer Christmas event this year in December. . Why nah book a real-life p...
02/12/2025

Aye U.. be lookin' fer somethin' new t' spice up yer Christmas event this year in December. . Why nah book a real-life pirates , Mermaids 'n his crew's t' spice up yer sprogs's birthday party or events this year December sales Gettin' quick me Buccaneers
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The Crazy Captain n me crews of Buccaneers O' kent will be available t' brin' a show packed full o' fun. Fer yer next party 'n event we 'ave it all ye can 'ave th' choice o' !?
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🌟Pirate Show
🌟 MeetandGreet
🌟Pirate Display
🌟 Skull of Thrones
🌟Mini Pirate Ship Display
🌟Pirate EducationalTalks
🌟Cutlass fightin' trainin' fer sprogs
🌟Crazy Party's Dance
🌟 Pirate Game's
🌟 Sea Shanty Singalong
🌟Safe Pistol Shoting
🌟Little bit of voodoo Magic Show
🌟Balloon Modelling
🌟 Pirate Shop..
🌟Mermaids Sea Shell Display
🌟 Real Life Mermaids
🌟 More pirate goodies.
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Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
🐚Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cabin on [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk...Kent
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
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https://www.facebook.com
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
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Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again..Watch 'n ye'll see, someday I'll be part o' dat world."..m...
01/12/2025

Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again..Watch 'n ye'll see, someday I'll be part o' dat world."..me hearties..savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Entertainment..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London Kent uk
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https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ship Shap Sunday-Tangled me braids again... Well, I guess 'tis a chance t' try a new hairstyle. With me sea Makkah pal M...
30/11/2025

Ship Shap Sunday-Tangled me braids again... Well, I guess 'tis a chance t' try a new hairstyle. With me sea Makkah pal Mr Teach n Jackie Boy.savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
☘ Pirate Show ☘ Meet n Greet ☘ Game's n Lights ☘Pirate Display ☘ Skull of Thrones ☘Mini Pirate Ship Display ☘ Pirate Educational Talks ☘Cutlass fightin' trainin' fer sprogs ☘ Crazy Party's Dance ☘ Game's ☘ Sea Shanty Singalong ☘ Safe Pistol Shoting ☘ Little bit of voodoo Magic Show ☘Balloon Modelling ☘Pirate Shop ☘ Ginormous Mermaid Seashell ☘...n.. More....
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🐚Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cabin on [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk...Kent
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Blimey....Jus' had a sweet message in a Bottle sent t' me other dayy to me ship...Merry'ee a Thanks t' Mattys the Photo...
29/11/2025

Blimey....Jus' had a sweet message in a Bottle sent t' me other dayy to me ship...Merry'ee a Thanks t' Mattys the Photographer fer th' lovely Pirate Pictures from Sittingbourne Christmas Lights and Sleigh Rounds .We great t' here all had a great day. we do try be best t' puttin' the magic into fun bring magic o' Character t' life Puttin' big smiles on everyone faces 'n makin' magical characters emories will last forever n Forever. t' come , Makin' scallywags dreams come true as Meet Thar icon's.. ( ps- bump into thi saucy W***h from St John Ambulance. Mine be feeling a bit faint I might need a mouth to mouth lately on..me hearties 😜🤣🤣) savvy
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🐚Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cabin on [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk...Kent
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy...It's I'll be Fun Funny Friday again..me buccaneers...time to laugh out loud again. 🤣🏴‍☠️🍀☘☠🇨🇮Shell Phone on 01689...
28/11/2025

Ahoy...It's I'll be Fun Funny Friday again..me buccaneers...time to laugh out loud again. 🤣
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Shell Phone on 01689 824040....e ye can..🖥
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Checked ✔ Public Liabilty Insured, ✔ , PAT tested ✔ Etc.✔ .....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashleyhttps://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-capt5ain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Yerrrh...From our Crew t' Your's Crew' ......‘aappy THANKSGIVING!!!! t' me hearties across th' pond...... 'ave a good'un...
27/11/2025

Yerrrh...From our Crew t' Your's Crew' ......‘aappy THANKSGIVING!!!! t' me hearties across th' pond...... 'ave a good'un me hearties...Our captains like drinkin' rum on this day.....me buccaneers...savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Blimey....Jus' had a sweet message in a Bottle sent t' me other dayy to me ship...Merry'ee a Thanks t' James H fer th' l...
26/11/2025

Blimey....Jus' had a sweet message in a Bottle sent t' me other dayy to me ship...Merry'ee a Thanks t' James H fer th' lovely Pirate Pictures from Sittingbourne Christmas Lights and Sleigh Rounds and Festival..We great t' here all had a great day. we do try be best t' puttin' the magic into fun bring magic o' Character t' life Puttin' big smiles on everyone faces 'n makin' magical characters emories will last forever n Forever. t' come , Makin' scallywags dreams come true as Meet Thar icon's.. ( ps- bump into thi saucy W***h from St John Ambulance Mine be feeling a bit faint I might need a mouth to mouth lately on..me hearties 😜🤣🤣) ....savvy
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🐚Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cabin on [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk...Kent
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ayeeee ye bored o' th' same Festival and Parties lookin' fer somethin' new t' spice up yer event this year in 2025???. ...
25/11/2025

Ayeeee ye bored o' th' same Festival and Parties lookin' fer somethin' new t' spice up yer event this year in 2025???. Why nah book a real-life pirates , Mermaids 'n his crew's t' spice up yer sprogs's birthday party or events this year December sales Gettin' quick me Buccaneers
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The Crazy Captain n me crews of Buccaneers O' kent will be available t' brin' a show packed full o' fun. Fer yer next party 'n event we 'ave it all ye can 'ave th' choice o' !?
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🌟Pirate Show
🌟 MeetandGreet
🌟Pirate Display
🌟 Skull of Thrones
🌟Mini Pirate Ship Display
🌟Pirate EducationalTalks
🌟Cutlass fightin' trainin' fer sprogs
🌟Crazy Party's Dance
🌟 Pirate Game's
🌟 Sea Shanty Singalong
🌟Safe Pistol Shoting
🌟Little bit of voodoo Magic Show
🌟Balloon Modelling
🌟 Pirate Shop..
🌟Mermaids Sea Shell Display
🌟 Real Life Mermaids
🌟 More pirate goodies.
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🐚Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cabin on [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk...Kent
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd3kKeEg8eN/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Address

Orpington
BR5

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 7:30pm
Tuesday 10am - 7:30pm
Wednesday 10am - 7:30pm
Thursday 10am - 7:30pm
Friday 10am - 7:30pm
Saturday 10am - 7:30pm
Sunday 10am - 7:30pm

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Why you should see my Crazy PIRATE SHOW

Being a Pirate started off as an interest 10 years ago. Now I am passionate & mad over it and I am not called Captain Crazy for nothing….

Make my own Pirate Character up now it’s worldwide and well-know in the Pirate Community & around the seaside towns as the #crazycaptain the son of Captain Hook

Ten Reasons: