The Crazy Captain Ashley -The Pirates ll

The Crazy Captain Ashley -The Pirates ll Arrr We currently offer our Pirate Character for a range of activities including Parties and events. Ahoy!! Welcome to me crazy pirate world. And we love it lol.
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I be Crazy Cap’s Seven Seas the son o' Cap ‘n’s Hook 'n there be no one like me ha ha! I am “The Crazy Captain” with me Crew O’ Buccaneers. we have been an active member of the UK Pirate Community for 10 years now. I currently offer my Pirate Character for a range of activities including Private Parties, Events, Large Community events, Fun days run by councils all around Kent and up and down the c

ountry. I also offer an educational show which is aimed for adults and children. I am a real life walking talking pirate! Within the UK Pirate Community. You Can probably guess by now we’re totally 24/7 pirate mad. A real life pirate or sea dog people say. lol

…….We’re The Living Sea Dog O’ Kent.......
• Meet n Greet
• Pirate Display (big or small)
• Educational Talk on Facts and History
• Crazy pirate Dances
• Pirate Shows
• Pirate Ship Display
• Skull of Thrones
• Fun Pirate's Games
Pirate Voodoo Magic Show
• Pirate’s Balloon Modelling
• Safe Pirate Pistols Shooting with no fatalities ….. yet hahah
• Sword Fighting Training for Kids
• Pirate Shop (pirate and mermaid merchandise)
• Rum not included! Lol
• New Mermaids Display /Talk
• Meet a Real Life Mermaids
• Lots More Pirate Fun

Pirate’s Entertainment
Shell-Phone..01689824040
Email Cap’s Cabin on [email protected]
Me & Crew are all DBS Check ,insured pat treated Etc
Arrrhh. Be A Supported Business by the Princes Trust of London
FOWLLOW ,LIKE AND SUPPOEETERS US ON

Ahoy...It's I'll be Fun Funny Friday again..me buccaneers...time to laugh out loud again. 🤣🏴‍☠️🍀☘☠🇨🇮Shell Phone on 01689...
21/11/2025

Ahoy...It's I'll be Fun Funny Friday again..me buccaneers...time to laugh out loud again. 🤣
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Shell Phone on 01689 824040....e ye can..🖥
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Checked ✔ Public Liabilty Insured, ✔ , PAT tested ✔ Etc.✔ .....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashleyhttps://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
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https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-capt5ain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 8 years ago now went..me, Crazy Cap'n.....
20/11/2025

Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 8 years ago now went..me, Crazy Cap'n..n me crew's was entertainin all Whelps n Poppet's During The Crazy Pirate Show at Eagle Heights Wildlife Foundation
Pirate Fundraiser Day .Arree time Flies When Ye 'ave Rum...savvy with me sea Makkah Pal Cap's Cutlass ( Allsorts of Fun ) , Mad Mick , Hannah
The Photographer and Falconer Abbey. .savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment.
Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
(Mick Disco & Children's Entertainer) .🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Checked, Public Liabilty Insured, PAT tested.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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The Living Sea Dog O' Kent was at Sittingbourne Christmas Lights and Sleigh Rounds on Saturday. We had fun bringin' mayh...
19/11/2025

The Living Sea Dog O' Kent was at Sittingbourne Christmas Lights and Sleigh Rounds on Saturday. We had fun bringin' mayhem 'n mischief n.. lost o' Pirates fun t' all General Public today at Xmas Festival. .we do.. puttin' the magic into fun bring in real life history t' life. Puttin' big smiles on everyone faces... 'n ...makin' magical Pirate emories will last forever. You won't believe who I'm run into Nando's chicken wow he's one big c**k 😜.. it takes one to know on...😁😛 🤣🤣...me hearties.. with White Fang the Doggy...savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment.
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
(Adults & Children's Entertainer) .🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Checked, Public Liabilty Insured, PAT tested.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again.Mermaids don't lose sleep o'er the opinions o' shrimp."..me...
17/11/2025

Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again.Mermaids don't lose sleep o'er the opinions o' shrimp."..me hearties. Savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Entertainment..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London Kent uk
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https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley2/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ship Shap Sunday.. I've..be haven't alone got back t' me ship the silver mist, jus' chillin' out in me hammock aft a no...
16/11/2025

Ship Shap Sunday.. I've..be haven't alone got back t' me ship the silver mist, jus' chillin' out in me hammock aft a non-stop long busy day at Sittingbourne Christmas Lights and Sleigh Rounds 2025. The Dreadlocks Santa pirate had fun bringin' mayhem 'n mischief n.. lost o' Pirates fun t' all General Public today at Xmas Festival.. we Spent the day walkin' around doin' a pirate Meet n Greet Entertainin' all the lads 'n lasses 'n later that evenin' The Crazy Cap'n , Santa Claus n Other characters got asked t' come back on stage t' do the Christmas lights turn on. We had the Public up on a feelin' dancin' the night.. lost count how many times I got stop fer pictures selfies , got film covered.. it's been a great N Merryee a Thanks fer havin' Us hope t' fair winds t' ye again soon..with me White Fang the Doggy savvy
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Aye be our 7 years on the row. We just love Performer at the event. I'm getting recognise a lost now down in Sittingbourne.me i'm getting the same people coming up to me from Last years and and the year before. Same with stall holders & Security ahah it's a pirate’s life for me..savvy.
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment.
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
(Children's & Adults Entertainer) .🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Checked, Public Liabilty Insured, PAT tested.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Yarr....Be that time again 'ave t' get out our Christmas pirates Jolly Roger back out again 'cause We 'ave our first Chr...
15/11/2025

Yarr....Be that time again 'ave t' get out our Christmas pirates Jolly Roger back out again 'cause We 'ave our first Christmas Event o' the year this weekend at Sittingbourne Christmas Lights and Sleigh Rounds , Lights switch on Festival this Saturday from midday onwards.. The Cap'n Pirate Dreadlocks Santa be around entertainin' the crowds meet 'n greet. great photo opportunity wit' a Real life Sea Cur. O' Kent...... 'n so much more goin' on.. but... The only thing be got t' find where we put it....be e in a safe ship in DavyJoes Locker ....😅😝...Arrr hope t' se ye all there.....me buccaneers ...savvy Sittingbourne Christmas Lights and Sleigh Rounds
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust o, London .Kent uk
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https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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We are back again this Saturday at Sittingbourne Christmas Lights and Sleigh Rounds n Xmas fair. Arrr Watch out Crazy Pi...
13/11/2025

We are back again this Saturday at Sittingbourne Christmas Lights and Sleigh Rounds n Xmas fair. Arrr Watch out Crazy Pirates will be bringing Mayhem , mischief n lost of fun. Meet n greet pictures opportunity with everyone. Been on the main stage again with Santa Claus switch lights on.. savvy We hope t see ye thar..me buccaneers 🏴‍☠️☠️😝

Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 11 years ago now went. me Crazy Cap'n ...
13/11/2025

Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 11 years ago now went. me Crazy Cap'n n me crew's was entertainin all Whelps N Poppet's at Hastings Pirate Day. (First time) ...Times Flies when ye 'ave Rum...with me sea Makkah pal Ex Wench..Sophie ...savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment
Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk.
(Mick Disco & Children's Entertainer) .🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Checked, Public Liabilty Insured, PAT tested.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel
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Ahoy..thar me Sea 'n non Sea lovers hearties. Th' new pirate b***y t' share wit' ye today. 'aveba good everquest lookin'...
12/11/2025

Ahoy..thar me Sea 'n non Sea lovers hearties. Th' new pirate b***y t' share wit' ye today. 'aveba good everquest lookin' at Pictures of th' lyrics to theme music..to one of bestie pirate movie of all time!..me hearties..The Goonies ...from his amazin' crew on dry land called Going Potty with Sam aComplement Online. (We Pick up at McM London Comic-Con back in October this year..) Arrrgh be..Shout Out be worth checkin' out lots o' givin' beauty t' choose from fer yer special occasions if ye mention that the sexy Crazy Cap'n o' the seven Seas sent ye.Arrrgh found a special price in the cabin for it. Be on our Goonies wall O' replicas me buccaneers...savvy
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www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Shell Phone on 01689 824040....e ye can..🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashleyhttps://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-capt5ain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Yerrrh...Today be , , whatsoever ye like t' call 'tis. This year .n.. every year we be wearin' our Purple Pin Badg...
11/11/2025

Yerrrh...Today be , , whatsoever ye like t' call 'tis. This year .n.. every year we be wearin' our Purple Pin Badge again like always t' remember all th' was lose in th' first & second Like , , , & More. If ye be like us!! & loves & care fer all different types o' animals in th' world. 'tis th' fer ye....me hearties ....Savvy
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent' The Crazy Captain
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Shell Phone on 01689 824040....e ye can..🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashleyhttps://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-capt5ain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Orpington
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Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 7:30pm
Tuesday 10am - 7:30pm
Wednesday 10am - 7:30pm
Thursday 10am - 7:30pm
Friday 10am - 7:30pm
Saturday 10am - 7:30pm
Sunday 10am - 7:30pm

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Why you should see my Crazy PIRATE SHOW

Being a Pirate started off as an interest 10 years ago. Now I am passionate & mad over it and I am not called Captain Crazy for nothing….

Make my own Pirate Character up now it’s worldwide and well-know in the Pirate Community & around the seaside towns as the #crazycaptain the son of Captain Hook

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