The Crazy Captain Ashley -The Pirates ll

The Crazy Captain Ashley -The Pirates ll Arrr We currently offer our Pirate Character for a range of activities including Parties and events. Ahoy!! Welcome to me crazy pirate world. And we love it lol.
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I be Crazy Cap’s Seven Seas the son o' Cap ‘n’s Hook 'n there be no one like me ha ha! I am “The Crazy Captain” with me Crew O’ Buccaneers. we have been an active member of the UK Pirate Community for 10 years now. I currently offer my Pirate Character for a range of activities including Private Parties, Events, Large Community events, Fun days run by councils all around Kent and up and down the c

ountry. I also offer an educational show which is aimed for adults and children. I am a real life walking talking pirate! Within the UK Pirate Community. You Can probably guess by now we’re totally 24/7 pirate mad. A real life pirate or sea dog people say. lol

…….We’re The Living Sea Dog O’ Kent.......
• Meet n Greet
• Pirate Display (big or small)
• Educational Talk on Facts and History
• Crazy pirate Dances
• Pirate Shows
• Pirate Ship Display
• Skull of Thrones
• Fun Pirate's Games
Pirate Voodoo Magic Show
• Pirate’s Balloon Modelling
• Safe Pirate Pistols Shooting with no fatalities ….. yet hahah
• Sword Fighting Training for Kids
• Pirate Shop (pirate and mermaid merchandise)
• Rum not included! Lol
• New Mermaids Display /Talk
• Meet a Real Life Mermaids
• Lots More Pirate Fun

Pirate’s Entertainment
Shell-Phone..01689824040
Email Cap’s Cabin on [email protected]
Me & Crew are all DBS Check ,insured pat treated Etc
Arrrhh. Be A Supported Business by the Princes Trust of London
FOWLLOW ,LIKE AND SUPPOEETERS US ON

Ayyyee..it's..Funny Fun Friday Again me hearties.. i be likeing your b***y more than your chest. ..A Pirate Life fer me....
07/11/2025

Ayyyee..it's..Funny Fun Friday Again me hearties.. i be likeing your b***y more than your chest. ..A Pirate Life fer me. Always....savvy 😜😈 🤣🤣
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment.
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
(Mick Disco & Children's Entertainer) .🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Checked, Public Liabilty Insured, PAT tested.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 9 years ago now went. me Crazy Cap'n n...
06/11/2025

Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 9 years ago now went. me Crazy Cap'n n me crew's was entertainin all Whelps N Poppet's at Brixham Pirate Festival 2018. ( First time) ...Times Flies when ye 'ave Rum... savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment
Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk.
(Mick Disco & Children's Entertainer) .🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Checked, Public Liabilty Insured, PAT tested.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
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05/11/2025

Ahoy ...'aappy Guy Fawkes night / night scallywag T' Ye...'ave a 'ave a good bonfire weekend keep safe & 'ave a good'un From Crazy Cap'n& me Crewmate's.. ...savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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04/11/2025

Aye Jus' had a sweet message in a Bottle sent t' me other dayy to me ship Merry'ee a Thanks t' our good Sea Makkah pals. At Museum of Power in Essex fer the lovely Video. O' US ACTION AT The Crazy Captain Pirate Tales Show at Rye Pirates and Smugglers Day 2025..We be so good'un hear all me Scallywags had a great day....I do.. puttin' the magic into fun bring in real life history t' life.....puttin' big smiles on everyone faces 'n makin' magical Pirate emories will last forever. N Forever. Me hearties..with w***h Clarissa ..
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
☘ Pirate Show ☘ Meet n Greet ☘ Game's n Lights ☘Pirate Display ☘ Skull of Thrones ☘Mini Pirate Ship Display ☘ Pirate Educational Talks ☘Cutlass fightin' trainin' fer sprogs ☘ Crazy Party's Dance ☘ Game's ☘ Sea Shanty Singalong ☘ Safe Pistol Shoting ☘ Little bit of voodoo Magic Show ☘Balloon Modelling ☘Pirate Shop ☘ Ginormous Mermaid Seashell ☘...n.. More....
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🐚Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cabin on [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk...Kent
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again..I must be a mermaid. I 'ave no fear o' depths 'n a great f...
03/11/2025

Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again..I must be a mermaid. I 'ave no fear o' depths 'n a great fear o' shallow livin'" by Anaïs Nin, 'n "In a world full o' fish, be a mermaid
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Entertainment..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London Kent uk
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https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley2/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy there...so someone ye might know but if nah 2 days aft on 2 Nov tis .... iternational Day o' th' Dead day.....Th'...
02/11/2025

Ahoy there...so someone ye might know but if nah 2 days aft on 2 Nov tis .... iternational Day o' th' Dead day.....Th' roots o' th' Day o' th' Dead, celebrated in contemporary Mexico 'n among those o' Mexican heritage in th' United States 'n around th' world, go back some 3,000 years, t' th' rituals honorin' th' dead in pre-Columbian Mesoamerica..So lad'ss Hoist The Daed Colours bored Silver mist today...me hearties
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust o, London .Kent uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Aye 'aappy Halloween-lo-ween Eve. We hope ye 'ave a Spooktacular Night last night....' ave a good'un Drinks Up ....me h...
01/11/2025

Aye 'aappy Halloween-lo-ween Eve. We hope ye 'ave a Spooktacular Night last night....' ave a good'un Drinks Up ....me hearties from ..crazy cap'n ..n.. me crews...Tonight things Go Bump In The Night!!! Ghosts amd Goblins come out 'n play...har har har. 😜...savvy
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Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
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'aappy Halloween Everyone... I hope ye 'ave a Spooktacular day....' ave a good'un Drinks Up ....me hearties from ..crazy...
31/10/2025

'aappy Halloween Everyone... I hope ye 'ave a Spooktacular day....' ave a good'un Drinks Up ....me hearties from ..crazy cap'n ..n.. me crews...Tonight things Go Bump In The Night!!! Ghosts amd Goblins come out 'n play...har har har. 😜...savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment..🐚
Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
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Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 4 week back now this months went. me Cr...
30/10/2025

Ahoy!!...It's..Throwback Thursday Time t' spin th' compass 'n loot ye back about 4 week back now this months went. me Crazy Cap'n was entertainin all Whelps N Poppet's at 27th Wilberforce Scout Centre for a special Halloween Pirate Show. In the woods around spooky campfire. Times Flies when ye 'ave Rum... Merry'ee a Thanks t Mick fer pirates picture of us. .We great t' here all had a great day. we do try be best t' puttin' the magic into fun bring magic o' Character t' life Puttin' big smiles on everyone faces 'n makin' magical characters emories will last forever n Forever. t' come , Makin' scallywags dreams come true as Meet Thar icon's....me hearties..savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Enertainment
Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk.
(Mick Disco & Children's Entertainer) .🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Checked, Public Liabilty Insured, PAT tested.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel
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Ahoy 'ave we got a treat share wit' ye today.. jus' the other day me The Crazy Cap'n n me crew we Luton 'n ponderin' the...
29/10/2025

Ahoy 'ave we got a treat share wit' ye today.. jus' the other day me The Crazy Cap'n n me crew we Luton 'n ponderin' the streets o' Greenwich on Monday. Arrr We went to check out Newes Golden Age of Pircey Exhibition and Smuggling Exhibition at Royal Museum Greenwich .. it's wasn't too bad Display , i could see more approvals in the future , to make it bigger and better. But was nice to walk the footsteps of the famous banter scurvy dogs 🇯🇲☠️ (nah cheapest get in but if worth it fer the experience 'n the atmosphere ) 'n would definitely 100% recommend dis epic pirate exhibition if your fan of Pirate life or just love all thing history. it's A Pirate Life fer me!!..savvy
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Shiver Me Timbers it's Here be some epic B***y (pics) from our pirate Adventurous this year. be more going soon. Me hearties.. Savvy
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Shell Phone on 01689 824040....e ye can..🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Checked ✔ Public Liabilty Insured, ✔ , PAT tested ✔ Etc.✔ .....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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The Living Sea Dog of Kent- Pirate Entertainment
Www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
https://instagram.com/crazycaptainashley2?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
https://vero.co/crazycaptainashley
https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashleyhttps://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-capt5ain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again...Magic be mighty mighty simple, all ye've got t' do be wan...
27/10/2025

Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again...Magic be mighty mighty simple, all ye've got t' do be wants somethin' 'n then let yourself 'ave it..me hearties...savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Entertainment..🐚 Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London Kent uk
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https://www.facebook.com/crazycaptainashley https://www.instagram.com/crazycaptainashley2/
https://twitter.com/CrazyDisguise?s=01
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSTjXupy/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/the-crazy-captain-the-little-dj-master-of-disguise-entertainmen9t-780908208
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJTaB-zafUJH1Ia_gNAZV7w
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Orpington
BR5

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 7:30pm
Tuesday 10am - 7:30pm
Wednesday 10am - 7:30pm
Thursday 10am - 7:30pm
Friday 10am - 7:30pm
Saturday 10am - 7:30pm
Sunday 10am - 7:30pm

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Why you should see my Crazy PIRATE SHOW

Being a Pirate started off as an interest 10 years ago. Now I am passionate & mad over it and I am not called Captain Crazy for nothing….

Make my own Pirate Character up now it’s worldwide and well-know in the Pirate Community & around the seaside towns as the #crazycaptain the son of Captain Hook

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