Beth Hale - Independent Celebrant

06/02/2025

💍 Thinking about proposing this Valentine's Day?

You’re not alone—it’s prime time for popping the question (along with Christmas, New Year and, oddly enough, birthdays… because nothing says “I love you” like stealing the spotlight on someone else’s day, right?).

And you know what happens after "YES!”? Couples slide into my DMs faster than your great uncle Dave at the open bar. They’re ready to plan all the fun bits, like locking in a celebrant who’s passionate, hilarious, dedicated, and knows how to keep everyone from great-grandma to your rowdy mates entertained.

👋 THAT’S ME! Your favourite Pocket Rocket Aussie Redheaded 3 x Award-winning celebrant extraordinaire!

❗🔔 SPECIAL OFFER ALERT 🔔❗

Getting engaged in Feb or March 2025? I’ll give you a whopping 10% off your ceremony booking. Yep, you read that right – book with me during proposal season and I’ll make sure your big day is epic and wallet-friendly.

📅 BUT... 2026 is already filling up faster than my Aussie esky on a summer’s day, and there’s bu**er all left for 2025 (unless you ask me nicely). SO.... Don’t wait till it’s too late – DM me today and let's make wedding magic happen!

Oh, and do your soon-to-be-engaged mates a solid – tag them here so they don’t miss out!

27/01/2025

Why Your Celebrant Matters (And Why I’m the Pocket Rocket You Need)

Congratulations, legend – you're getting hitched! Whether you're already knee-deep in Pinterest boards or just panicking about the seating chart, there’s one part of your big day that truly sets the tone (nope, it’s not the cake, though I do hope it’s delicious). It’s the CEREMONY. Yep, that chunk of time where you stand in front of your nearest and dearest, maybe shed a tear, maybe laugh a little too loudly, and definitely profess your love in a way that’s uniquely YOU.

And the secret weapon to making that happen? Errr...me – Beth, your celebrant with a knack for creating ceremonies that are equal parts heart and hilarity. I bring the lols, the memorable moments, and just the right amount of heartfelt feels without it getting all cringy and mushy (blurgh).

Whether it started with a swipe right, a chance meeting at the pub, or an accidental argument in a grocery aisle, it deserves to be celebrated in all its glorious originality.

When I work with couples, I make it VERY clear – my job isn’t just to “officiate a wedding” (ugh, boring). It’s to craft a ceremony so reflective of you two that your guests are left going, “Yep, that’s SO them!”

Let's be clear....Choosing the Right Celebrant Is EVERYTHING!!

Look, I won’t try to bribe you with free cake tasting (though I’ll happily be on hand for moral support at yours). But I will tell you that choosing the right celebrant is what makes or breaks the vibe of your ceremony and sets the scene for your entire day. Seriously.

You want someone who’ll:

Make your guests feel included.
Encourage all the love, magic, and you-ness of your relationship.
Nail the balance between laid-back Aussie humour and moments of “aww”.

If any of this sounds like the kind of wedding vibe you’re after, then I’d reckon we’re a pretty good match. Let's chat, and create a wedding ceremony you’ll actually love.

I'm done talking now...this post was long AF, sorry not sorry. xx 😍

14/01/2025

04/12/2024

G'day legends! Guess who's heading back to the land of kangaroos, meat pies, and questionable internet speeds? Yep, this pocket-rocket, award-winning, red-headed celebrant is packing her bags for a much-needed holiday in Australia to spend time with my family (and OMG THANK YOU to my good friend Jude, and all the 2025 couples that have made this possible by assisting in settling their final balance early – I love you forever).

This year’s festive season is all about dodging huntsman spiders the size of dinner plates, steering clear of cranky snakes, and wrestling the occasional jellyfish (because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like nature trying to kill you). 🕷️🐍🐙

Now, just because I’m on the other side of the globe, my couples and families get VIP service—wherever I am. Weddings don’t just stop because I’m having a cheeky Lamington or hugging a koala, so here’s the lowdown on how I’m keeping the magic alive.

 Set Those Boundaries
I’ll be checking emails and messages at the crack of dawn before the heat melts my face off. Quick replies? You bet. Just don’t expect me to answer while dodging waves at Bondi. Setting clear response times means keeping everyone happy without feeling like I’m chained to my laptop.

Stay Connected Remotely
Technology is a lifesaver (most of the time, unless the Wi-Fi goes walkabout). Video calls are still on the cards for those lovely clients who need to hash out details or brainstorm ceremony ideas—just don’t mind me if you hear kookaburras laughing in the background.

The best part? I'll be catching up with Mum, Dad, my siblings, and the whole extended clan of aunts, uncles, nieces, cousins and old friends. It’s gonna be a proper family reunion, full of laughter, banter, and probably some competitive backyard cricket.

Have a happy and safe Crimbo, catch ya’s on the other side!!

29/11/2024

Tying the knot? Nah, these legends took it literally with their hand fasting ceremony. Racheal and Harley didn’t just say “I do” — they got their hands tied by yours truly. And no, it wasn’t some weird hostage situation, I swear.

Hand fasting goes way back to ancient times (think before smart phones and slang words like skibidi and slaaay), symbolising unity with some beautifully chosen ribbons. Each colour tied around their hands represents a piece of their story. There was love, trust, adventure… and probably snacks, knowing these two.

If you’re wondering, yes—I did shed one teeny tiny celebrant tear (but it was badass and not cringe, I promise). Racheal and Harley, you absolute legends, I feel stoked to have played a part in this epic love story.

FYI, as your celebrant I can incorporate ANY kind of ritual into your ceremony - from candle lighting (which I'm doing tomorrow!), sand blending to tree planting - or maybe you could create your OWN ritual - become the next trendsetter why dontcha?

Congrats to R & H on their nuptials, and thank you for asking me to be a part of your special day

27/11/2024

Over fifty 'new views' this week...G'day lurkers, stop hiding and hit that 'like' button! Lemme know who you are and what you do!!! 🥰 (photo cred Max Turner photography)

19/11/2024

LET'S TALK ABOUT LIVING FUNERALS, SHALL WE?

Alright you lot, let's talk about something that'll make you laugh, cry, and maybe ponder a bit about life—living funerals. Yes, you heard it right! It's a party you can actually attend yourself, even if it's a bit morbid on the surface (it's not though...we all die, don't forget it!). Forget waiting around for others to talk about how bad ass you are when you're dead....Instead, why not join the convo while you're still very much part of it—whisking the spotlight away from Hamlet’s dreary 'to be, or not to be'.

But hang on…what are you on about you crazy little aussie bird?

You know how you always hear people at funerals saying, "I wish I'd told them…"? or “They would have LOVED this”… Well, a living funeral (FUNeral) is the perfect chance to sort that out. It provides a genuine opportunity for people who are old AF or terminally ill to take the reins and be part of the celebration of their own life.

Your living funeral is your last hurrah—except you're there to enjoy it. Imagine a party where the guest of honour gets to sip a cocktail (or mocktail) with their friends and family, share a laugh, and hear heartfelt sentiments.

Let's face it, though. Once you announce you're throwing a living funeral, you might get the odd eyebrow raise. Some folks reckon it's just an excuse to toot your own horn. But honestly, who cares? We all need a bit of fanfare! Plus, you're on your way out, so who gives a toss about what people think? ALSO it can be just as much about you appreciating those who've been a part of your life. Goes both ways, doesn’t it?

Throw your arms open to this heartfelt tradition and celebrate your life while you can still enjoy a beer with mates. If you want to know more, you know how to find me!

See ya in the spirit of giving and giggles,

Beth 🥰💫🤙🏻

22/09/2024

I miss doing this so much 😪.

11/08/2024

HAPPY SUNDAY FANS.

Now, I know you all set your alarm for 7am on a Sunday to listen to your favourite celebrant speak on BBC Radio interview LIVE....but incase you didn't, you can check it out at 1hr 14 mins by clicking on this link from BBC Sounds!! The interview with BBC Danny was broadcast on Radio Solent, Berkshire and Oxford.

Lemme know what you think. Will type up a transcript at some time tomorrow
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Danny's here with stories to uplift and inspire on your Sunday morning.

06/08/2024

Death is a part of life you lot!!

It's time we have a chinwag about something important—talking to your favourite celebrant and funeral arranger (errrrr...me!) about involving children in the funeral planning process. 🕊️

With all the media attention surrounding the tragic Southport incident, it's more important than ever to be open about death, dying, and funerals with our kids. It's not scary AT ALL—promise!

SO....Join me this Sunday from 7.10am on BBC Sounds as I chat with Danny on BBC Radio Oxford, BBC Radio Berkshire, and BBC Radio Solent. We'll be having an open convo about what’s *still* considered a taboo subject. Let's make sure our children aren’t scared to open up about dying and bereavement. After all, as we have all recently seen, death does not discriminate, and gosh dammit funerals are open to kids too!

👉 Action: Have an open discussion with your kids about death and share this message with others. After the interview I will create a transcript for my deaf and hard of hearing friends.

LET'S GO!

03/08/2024

Happy 4th birthday to Briar, my mini me. I love you soooooooo much 🥰🥰🥰

30/06/2024

Pay attention you lot! I got front row for Shania at Glasto (perks of being small!) So look out for me on the TV waving the Coffin Club UK flag!!

15/06/2024

Tomorrow, on Father's day please come along to the crematorium at Garford to remember your dad's or grandads since passed. I'll be there helping to lead the service alongside some other wonderful celebrants, ministers and musicians. Happy Father's Day to you x

Join us on16th June at 10.30am to celebrate the fathers, grandfathers, uncles or other father-like figures that are no longer with us.

12/06/2024

"Here to offer compassionate support when you need it most”. 💕

Lost a loved one recently and need a top-notch celebrant who’s professional yet brings a bit of light-heartedness to the table? Look no further!

As an independent celebrant working also as a funeral arranger within two respected local funeral directors in South Oxfordshire, I’m dedicated to honouring your loved ones with personalised, meaningful services. I’m here to guide you every step of the way, ensuring every detail is handled with care and respect.

I believe in compassionate care and support during the toughest times, here to honour your loved ones with personalised, meaningful services that truly reflect their life stories.

Along with my legendary FDs and their crew, we are dedicated, professional, and always ready to offer guidance and comfort every step of the way. Just ask the families:

Personalised Services: We believe in honouring a loved one's life with a unique and meaningful service. "The personalised service we received for my grandmother's funeral was beyond what we imagined. Beth truly listened to our stories and made the ceremony a beautiful tribute to her life." - Michael R.

Professionalism & Dedication: From the first phone call to the final goodbye, our team is here to guide and support you. "From the first phone call, I knew we were in good hands. The professionalism and care shown by Beth was outstanding. She helped us navigate every decision with grace and understanding." - Emily

Compassionate Support: During the hardest times, our compassionate care makes a world of difference. "I cannot thank Beth enough for her support during the hardest time of my life. Her compassion and guidance truly made a difference in honouring my father's memory." - Sarah K.

So, if you’re looking for a celebrant who can keep things light-hearted yet professional, and works seamlessly with top-notch funeral directors, look no further. Let's give your loved one the send-off they deserve. Reach out and let's chat. 🤝🌅

30/05/2024

APPRECIATION POST!!

First of all, to my partner in crime, my wedding photographer extraordinaire, and occasional chauffeur Nick for consistently being his amazing self. I appreciate you! 🧁

Secondly, to this fabulous couple Ray and Sam for being such a friendly and loving couple, for ALL the banter and serious convos during our getting to know eachother chats, and for being so stunning and simply amazing on your wedding day. These gorgeous people invited us to join them in the celebrations, and at the end presented yours truly with a beautiful handwritten card, chocolates and a bottle of fancy fizz (which I have yet to drink!). Couples like you are why I LOVE MY JOB SO MUCH!