Kinetic Kitchen

24/01/2025

As we start to close off January, let’s talk about snacking—because who said it has to be a guilty pleasure? At Kinetic Kitchen, we’re all about indulging intelligently. 🌱💪

👉 Why Choose Our Snacks? Because they’re crafted not just for your taste buds, but to support your health goals too!

🌰 Organic Almond Flour from Spain - Packed with protein, fibre, and healthy fats, our almond flour keeps you feeling full and energised longer. No empty calories here!

🥛 Grass-Fed Organic Dairy - Found in our karamel and cinnamon rolls, this dairy is rich in omega-3s and CLA, fueling your body with quality nutrients.

🥚 Local Organic Eggs - Sourced from local farms where chickens roam free (no antibiotics or hormones), ensuring you enjoy pure, wholesome goodness.

🌱 Organic Erythritol - Sweeten things up without the sugar spike! Derived from natural sources, it’s the sweet choice for maintaining a steady glycemic level.

🥥 Organic Coconut Oil from Sri Lanka - Boost your metabolism and get a quick energy fix without the crash, thanks to its medium-chain fatty acids.

You’ve set the tone with the work you’ve put in during January - let’s now smash the rest of the year!

10/01/2025

Happy new year!!! We’re kicking off the new year health goals with delicious 10% off our breads (code: NEWSTART, end next Friday 17th).

Unlike traditional artisan sourdough, our breads don’t undergo the usual lengthy fermentation. Thanks to the significantly lower sugar content in almonds compared to regular wheat flour, our fermentation process is quicker and more delicate—resulting in a one-of-a-kind product you won’t find anywhere else. R&D at is finest!!!

Each loaf is a testament to traditional ‘hands on baking’ - we ferment, blend, shape and bake every loaf by hand. And as it’s Kinetic product - you know it’s refined sugar free, made with organic Spanish almonds and only ~1g carbs per slice!

14/09/2024

26/08/2024

With wedding season in full flow, this newly wedded couple (Finn & Sophie) chose to add a touch of sophistication by including a low-carb option alongside their wedding cake. A stylish choice that offers their guests a delightful alternative, perfectly complementing the celebration. It’s all about making the day extra special, with options that cater to every palate. Because every detail counts when it comes to creating unforgettable moments. 🍰💍

15/08/2024

Original KETOnuts: indulgence with intention.

Freshly baked with organic almonds, delivering 16g of healthy fats, 7g of protein, a mere 1.3g of carbs, and only 0.3g of sugars. Perfectly crafted for those who appreciate the finer details of nutrition without sacrificing taste. Because when it comes to your health, only the best will do. 🍩✨

24/03/2024

🚨 Alert: Hot Cross KETOnuts are hopping back for a limited time this Easter! Snag yours before 7pm tonight or spend the year wishing you had. Legend has it, they’re even better than finding the golden egg. 🐰🍩

22/02/2024

What bite are you taking next, and why is it C?

11/01/2024

Spotted on the underground 👀

2 boxes, 12 KETOnuts, ~10g of sugar in total, one human. Can’t tell if this a feast for one or a sharing party?

15/12/2023

What on earth is eggnog anyway?