Disjointed Events

11/04/2024

Tomorrow at Loco Klub marks the next Disjointed x .audio jungle project, Interference!!!

Alot of thought went into curating this lineup and Quantum are gonna be bringing their whole rig so come thru for the 160 eski snare fix of a lifetime 👻

Tickets in .uk bio

16/03/2024

Ezzzzzzz Paddy's eve cru 🫨😵‍💫 The feckin night is finally upon us!!!!!

- Doors open at 10 and last entry at 1.

- There are still some tickets on Headfirst but they are flying fast so we recommend you buy one in advance rather than rely on the door.

- We have a zero tolerance policy on harassment or abuse. If you or a friend feels uncomfortable the crew and venue staff will do whatever they can to help.

- The venue is wheelchair accessible.

- Music will be loud so earplugs are recommended. You can grab some at the bar if you don't have any.

- There may be some strobe in effect. Please speak to one of the crew if you have any concerns.

See all you debauched leprechauns pon the dance 💃

04/03/2024

🚨Jizzee Rascals (Celtic Bangers)🚨

Favourite emojis: 🃏🫦🃏🫦🃏🫦

As the clock strikes midnight of St Paddys and the veil between this world and the next is at its most thin, 2 Irish lads gonna be kickin it back celtic style 😎 Expect an interactive audio-visual performance of donkin flutes, fiddles and fortune spuds as they take you on a knees up journey through the true sounds of St Paddys 🇮🇪🇮🇪

Due to compromising circumstances orchestrated by the Conservative Party of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, 1/2 of Jizzee Rascals was unable to make it to bristol for a photo shoot - however, the indomitable nationalist spirit lives on through these AI generated images (f**k maggie thatcher 🤬).

Honkin’ donks, tumultuous trance and brazen bootlegs await you this St. Patrick’s day. Crack a Guinness, say slainte and get ready for a spectacle 😜

23/02/2024

🚨🚨COMPETITION TIME🚨🚨
To be in with a chance of winning

A .ointed tee 💦
A tee 🔥
3x free tickets (or ticket refunds) 😲
4 pack of Guinness 🫗
A bag of Golden Coins 🪙
Leprechaun merch 🇮🇪
Droplets of p u r e r a i n b o w 🌈
A sticker pack 💥

To enter: make sure your following and .ointed
Like and share this post (tag us in the story)
Tag as many mates as you want, every comment counts as 1 entry

Good luck ♥️

19/01/2024

💣 LIIO 💣

Forbidden sound bo$$man aka rig monke dj vibeking starting the night off with jungle carnage more wild than turbo island on a sunday 🐔Who needs chivalry when your dubs are this ill mannered?

Today is the day people and tickets are flying out like nobodys business 👅grab yours before its too late

12/01/2024

Introducing Belzy ‼ (another bday set 🤯)

wicked selecta and close friend of Disjointed finally on her debut Disjointed set. gullygal drums hypeup gang belzy comes thru with the headspinnaz whenever she touches decks so get2KNO 👀

Only 1 week to go now and tickets are flying out 💥 grab yours now for only a 5er from the link in our bio

20/12/2023

💥💥 EzzzzzZz

Disjointed are back in the basement of everyones favourite stokes croft cafe for a big fat birthday bonanza of 4 Disjointed residents on 19th of jan 🎂

Expect the coldest of wobbles, most thumpin of 4beats and heavyweight jungletekky mayhem 🥶

Lineup:

🐸 TOAD

❗PLUGGERZ

💦 ALGORIDDIM (birthday set)

🚨 BELZY (another bday set)

🧨 DYLAN MAX b2b SQUALORMAN (another another birthday set??!!?)

⛽ KEPTEK

👻 LIIO

🤠 So come and warm yourself on the 19th of Jan at Take 5 Cafe, 72 Stokes Croft BS1 3QY

£5 tickets available on Headfirst 👀

As always creepy and hateful behaviour will not be toleranted, if you experience or see something please report it to a member of staff

See you all pon the dance ❤

27/10/2023

Enlist your soul to the Skeleton army at top deck thekla tonight for
Its skelly time 💀💀💀💀

10/10/2023

Can i get uhhhhh footlong announcement with uhhhh extra southwest sauce??? 👀
New date for Dubway is now confirmed for November 11th 🗓
Slight switch up on the bill, unfortunately the sultan is sarnies Liry can no longer make it☹️ never fear though! Hot off the trails of boomtown and a frankly earth shattering demolition of the Sheffield underground scene top donny Snape will be taking her place; you best believe he’s bringing ALL your favourite toppings, cheese and toasted 😉
If you have a ticket and cant make the new date just drop us a message and we can refund ya. OG ticket holders who ride out with us expect a tinny on the house 💘
Tickets are still up for grabs on Headfirst so do yaself a favour and cop that if you havent already. Six footlongs worth of rig, sloppy wet dubs all over the shop and all proceeds still goin to charity 🤠 what more could you want??
Lets get this mf bread 💯

13/09/2023

Only 3 days till we join forces with .audio to bring you the most sacrilegious night of the year 👻👻👻👻
Grab your ticket from the .uk bio

05/09/2023

This will b ur faces when u see the absolutely HUGE announcement tomorrow 😝🤠 stay chooned 👀

📷.dein

12/06/2023

Did someone say ###CLUSIVE TSHIRT DROPPING AT THE EVENT THIS THURSDAY?!?! 😱🥶🦞
To celebrate LOBSTA B's first all night long set we will be selling a limited number of these beauties
Be the envy of all the cool clams on the rock and grab yourself this epic swag upgrade at Crofters Rights

08/06/2023

Some cheeky posters up and around stokes croft 👀 if you see one upload a picture and tag us for a chance at free entry and a couple drinks 🦞🦞

02/06/2023

Talking to my fisherman father when he returns the high seas 😎

19/04/2023

Lineup: LOBSTA B ALL NIGHT
Date: 15th of June
Venue: The Crofters Rights
Tickets only on Headfirst £3, £5, £7 click the link in our bio

Bristol!!!! Sources are claiming that the legendary intergalactic being known as LOBSTA B is coming to a dancefloor near you!!! Get ready to witness this epic arrival on the 15th of June, as he takes over the Crofters Rights for a night of cheesy donk mashups and hard dance craziness.

Disjointed, after spending the past year buying and selling lobster coins, have come out of hiding and will be serenading this infamous party crustacean with lobster inflatables, decorations and live visuals.

Whats more is that for the first time ever, he will be playing ALL NIGHT LONG.

This will be a one-of-a-kind experience.

The best Lobster and sea animal cosplays will be rewarded!!

Respect your fellow donk connoisseurs and crustacean enthusiasts and get ready 2 party LOBSTA-style.

Big ups .jenaer on the art

21/09/2021

17/07/2021

Introducing Nasser, the final addition to the lineup for the 4th of August at Crofters Rights!!
Based in bristol, nasser has been making a name for himself over the past year, releasing a multitude of dnb and jungle mixes, rammed with vibey doubles and some massive dubs. He recently dropped his first tune, a jungle bootleg of whatcha say on bbq sound and its an absolute hoona 🤩
The date is fast approaching so if you haven't grabbed tickets yet go do that!!!

28/05/2021

Yes people!!! Catch Disjointed doing a 2 hour takeover at Jungle Cakes first event back in Bristol on 2nd of July!!! Goes without saying we are very excited for this 1 😍 Grab ya ticket now in first release for just £10
Ticket link: https://fixr.co/event/164315409
Dont Tell Mum Presents: Jungle Cakes Takeover [BRISTOL]

02/05/2021

11/03/2021

If you haven’t already check out the latest mix on our soundcloud by Soulz!

https://soundcloud.com/disjointedrecords/guest-mix-soulz-160jungle

Gassed to give you the first disjointed guest mix, this 1 is large aswell!!! Multigenre producer Soulz is back at the decks after 2 years. Originally meant to play at our postponed UKJ night, we are n

03/02/2021

If you havent already go listen to our newest mix by SMAIL, a heavy 16 minute selection of dnb/neuro
This new mini mix series will be showcasing underground talent of any genre, drop us a message if you would like to get involved
https://soundcloud.com/disjointedrecords/mini-mix-vol-1-smail-dnb/

new mix series alert!!!!!! disjointed resident smail starts it off with a bang, showcasing 16 minutes of heavy dnb and relentless double drops. this 1 will have ya dropkicking the cantaloupe section

25/11/2020

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25/11/2020

25/11/2020

New old-school jungle/dnb mix from DJ Ammi! Get on this
https://soundcloud.com/disjointedrecords/dj-ammi-vinyl-mix

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21/02/2020

17th of April
Disjointed takes 5

04/02/2020

TONIGHT IS THE BIG NIGHT. Were super excited to see what the djs have in store for us tonight, set times will be released soon. Doors open at 10 - £8 until 11, £9 until midnight and £10 after that (or just buy your ticket now and avoid disappointment). SEE YOUS IN THE DANCE YEH
Disjointed in the Basement: DJ Hybrid, Haribo, Burt Cope, Gray +

12/01/2020

New Hybrid tune 😍 get your Disjointed in the Basement: DJ Hybrid, Haribo, Burt Cope, Gray + tickets now to make sure you see this legend play on 4th of Feb!!!!

DJ Hybrid Multi Award Winning Jungle Drum N Bass Producer & DJ from the UK Voted 'Best Producer' at the We Love Jungle Awards 2018 and 'Best Breakthrough Producer' and 'Best Breakthrough DJ' at the

08/01/2020

Full lineup should be released tonight, so stay tuned 😈 limited early bird tickets still available on Skiddle, grab them while you still can 😇