Boomtown Jobcentre

Boomtown Jobcentre Boomtown Jobcentre: Here for your benefits Boomtown’s cripplingly underfunded Jobcentre has struggled to cope ever since. No weapons. No attitude. No gang colours.
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Located in amongst Boomtown’s oldest buildings, the Jobcentre emerged during the town’s gold rush fuelled heyday as a means of supplying the area’s biggest industries with a steady stream of vetted labour. A radical innovation in its day and an archetype of things to come it prided itself on finding work for all those that had travelled long and far for a better life after hearing of the rapidly e

xpanding town’s flourishing prosperity; and all in return for a meager 30% cut of their wages! Boom and bust followed, and with it the Jobcentre’s fortunes; but it wasn’t until the aliens arrived that everything got weird. Following the extraterrestrial invasion of 2011 residents began to notice the presence of some rather unusual immigrants on their streets. There was little to complain about at first and Boomtown’s citizens quickly became accustomed to this new wave of pioneers with their interesting culture and strange, but sometimes useful talents. Steadily though, as ever more of the aliens arrived the town’s own citizens started to find it more difficult to find employment, often discriminated against for their reluctance to work 36 hour shifts or squeamishness regarding ‘workplace accidents’. With the economy barely growing and so few real jobs up for grabs, attempting to support the town’s unemployed citizens became an ever more difficult task in itself. Left with few other options it was forced to look further afield into the world of opportunities offered by Boomtown’s vibrant black market…

As time passed and the Jobcentre searched for ever more dubious employment opportunities to offer as work, its managers became increasingly entangled in Boomtown’s nefarious underworld and the riches it afforded. What was once a legitimate enterprise had become a one-stop shop for any gangster that needed a ‘job’ doing; its original intent perverted into little more than a front for a criminal distribution network operating at the epicentre of Boomtown’s corrupt underbelly. Calling all potential outlaws, hustlers and mobsters... do you have what it takes to rise up the ranks from small time thievery to gangland infamy? Whether you’re looking to make links with fellow crooks in the striplight utopia of our incapacity benefits area or reckon you’re ghetto enough to take up the challenge of running scores, we’ll be expecting your call. Office hours: 12pm - 6pm including weekends. Out of office hours dependant on notoriety and disrepute.

It is with a heavy heart that we have to end work at the Boomtown Jobcentre, we worked ourselves into the ground and emp...
16/06/2023

It is with a heavy heart that we have to end work at the Boomtown Jobcentre, we worked ourselves into the ground and employed thousands of you over the last 8 years, but all good things must come to an end, so it is also with great pleasure that we can announce our new venture: Betterverse

Located within Metropolis this experience will take the whole district into account, for more info follow Betterverse here or over on Instagram:

https://www.boomtownfair.co.uk/experience/districts/metropolis/the-betterverse-crystal/

07/09/2022
The first batch of photos from Boomtown 2022.Photos by Laurence Ellis
20/08/2022

The first batch of photos from
Boomtown 2022.

Photos by Laurence Ellis

Photos by Laurence Ellis Media / Blueshift Studios
18/08/2022

Photos by Laurence Ellis Media / Blueshift Studios

Our full lineup with set times!! Really hyped for this year 🔥We have takeovers from The Wub Club & Off Me Nut Records as...
09/08/2022

Our full lineup with set times!! Really hyped for this year 🔥
We have takeovers from The Wub Club & Off Me Nut Records as well as sets from Zero, SHOSH Hamdi, Oppidan, NuBass, Coxon & many more!!

We are very proud to present our 2022 lineup, featuring some incredible artists such as Zero, Oppidan, Hamdi, SHOSH, MPH...
08/08/2022

We are very proud to present our 2022 lineup, featuring some incredible artists such as Zero, Oppidan, Hamdi, SHOSH, MPH, Takeovers from The Wub Club & Off Me Nut Records and much more! Full lineup below:

We are super HYPED to be back at Boomtown this year - and with all these crews involved you KNOW it's going to be a good...
12/05/2022

We are super HYPED to be back at Boomtown this year - and with all these crews involved you KNOW it's going to be a good one!!

We’re very happy to present and celebrate part one of the crews, collectives, partners and hosts that will be bringing the fair to life this august. 💫💜

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