06/12/2024
About to leave to set up for tonight's Xmas party and thought I'd share a story
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DJ...
Totally ficticious story but I am sure a lot of my DJ friends can relate to this - especially this month.
Off to see Janet on the checkouts at the local supermarket – she was at an xmas party the other night I was DJing at.
I’m going to push in front of the queue she has so that I can be served NEXT.
If anyone complains it will be ok because I have to leave soon.
I will then tell her how s**t she is at her job.
Then instead of asking where the beans are kept I will thrust a picture of a Heinz Baked Beans tin in her face using my phone.
I will tell her to ignore the other 100 customers in her shop as she has to do what I want and nobody else matters.
I know she will let me have a go with her till, money inside it, scanner etc as doesn’t everyone let random people use their work equipment which they rely on for their income ?
I am planning to arrive 2 minutes before her shift finishes and I am sure she won’t mind serving just one more customer after she has finished.
If the shop does not stock the specific item I want I will remind Janet again that she is s**t at her job and enquire why she can’t just ‘get it for me’
EVERY PARTY HAS A 'Janet'😂
Don't be that person