Zile vitu huchekeshanga werevu

29/03/2024

07/02/2024

WISDOM.

When buying a cow for milk, don't buy the cow near your neighborhood.

One day when the cow is going to the river, when the former owner meets it he can divert it to his home, milk it and let it proceed to the river.

The cow will be giving you kicks to avoid being milked twice in a day.

You will never know.

Buy a cow at least 100km away from your home.

Thank me later. 🫡

14/08/2023

Landlord amenitumia emoji ya kufuli mimi nikamtumia ya nyundo.... akanitumia tena ya jela... Sasa nimtumie gani tena Wakuu 🙆

28/02/2023

Different Spelling but Same Pronunciation.
Meat - Meet

Make Yours🤲😃

29/01/2023

Kumbe Tumbo ndo inanyamba Matako ni Speaker tu 😂😂

15/12/2022

Imagine after S*X you just hear some children at the window saying they have finished let's go🙄😂🤭🙆

04/11/2022

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Draw the house and change the Flag

02/11/2022

A real man doesn't beat his woman with his hands.He lays her down on the bed and beats her with his natural stick and the woman will settle down for nine months.She will cry later in the maternity room 😏😏😏😏😏

01/11/2022

Ama pombe ni Soda imekasirika ?🤣🤣🤣🤣

31/10/2022

Posho mills always have flour on the floor. Saloons always have hair on the floor. Garages always have oil on the floor. Banks what’s your problem?🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

30/10/2022

Tuseme nimenunua hao cows zinauzwa at 500 k**a 30 hivi ntakuwa nmespend 500x30= 15,000. Niamue kuzilisha mpaka zikuwe strong alafu I resell all of them at 1000 which makes 15,000x1,000= 15,000,000. Sema nmetumia 100k k**a expenses ntakuwa nmebaki na 14.9M. Niomoke tu mkiwa 😁😁😁

28/10/2022

Aki enyewe sikuizi ni kunoma kila mahali, hadi huwezi okota pesa k**a kitambo? 🤔🤔🤔

02/07/2022