DJ MARF

DJ MARF talented dejay for tomorrow aspiring DJ for tomorrow, but for now its entirely making fun....

18/06/2024

Once again after marrying a woman with brains for my kids I will marry another one with big nyash for myself I also deserve happiness in life.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

27/01/2024

ushawahi ona tajiri akitolewa mapepo kwa kanisa๐Ÿ˜•umaskini ni kitu mbaya๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

14/09/2023

Nakuletea panty saba za color same alafu unaniambia na si watu watadhani sibadilishangi ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ watu wagani ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ“Œ

13/09/2023

๐šƒ๐šž๐š—๐šŠ๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐šŠ ๐š–๐š‹๐š’๐š˜ sana.....tumetoka ๐š”๐š ๐šŠ m-verified,m-permanent,....... Saa hii ๐š—๐šŠ๐šœ๐š”๐š’๐šŠ tuko ๐š”๐š ๐šŠ ๐š–-๐š๐š’๐š๐š๐š’๐šŒ๐šž๐š•๐š๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

๐™ท๐šŠ๐š”๐šž๐š—๐šŠ ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š๐šŠ ๐š”๐šž๐š™๐šž๐š–๐šฃ๐š’๐š”๐šŠ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

28/08/2023

Town yenu inauza miguu za Kuku Bei gani ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ

28/08/2023

Sisi wenye hatuna kazi tunaamka tu juu giza imeisha๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅด

23/08/2023

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ me nili attend burial ingine hapo wueh Kuna mama alikua anaimba na furaha ni aje nikashindwa kwani alikua na deni ya mkufi

15/08/2023

Mnalilia kapenalty ka Wolves utadhani ni nyinyi waathiriwa. Hata Man City ina alama 15 haramu na tumenyamaza. Ulizeni hizo kwanza!

10/08/2023

Kwani akunanga siku ya kukumbuka Adam na Eve tushinde uchi the whole day ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

09/08/2023

UKO SINGLE NA UNACHARGE SIMU MPAKA 100%,KWANI UNATAKA KUTULIPUA ๐Ÿคฃ,15% IMEKUTOSHA KUANGALIA SAA โŒš๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

06/08/2023

Leo msiniwache tena kwa nyumba ๐Ÿค” niko na mia ๐Ÿ™„

06/08/2023

I always feel uncomfortable around short people ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด just because they are close to my pockets๐ŸŽซ
Niskie mtu akisema Mimi Ni mfupi๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

05/08/2023

Wacha kushinda ukiniuliza k**a niko na mtu๐Ÿ˜ kwani uwezi pigana๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

04/08/2023

Siezi bishana na lastborn mtu Hajawai ona mamake na mimba๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ good night all๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ

04/08/2023

K**a mtu umeshiba ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ stress inatoka wapi shually ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

03/08/2023

If you start taking Tea after supper, just know that you are getting old.๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

03/08/2023

YOUR RELATIVES:

They did not attend your birthday party.They did not attend your baptismal ceremony.They did not attend your school fees fund drive.They did not attend your graduation.They did not attend your Dowry ceremony.They did not attend your medical fund drive.They did not attend your wedding.They did not visit you in hospital bed.They did support you when you struggled.They did not attend anything that concerned you giving alot of permission excuses,cash constraints,time limitations,distance and other things BUT they will pledge, contribute alot of money and available themselves during your BURIAL,they will contribute alot of money,attend your burial,eulogize you passionately and cry alot, giving alot of good stories.

31/07/2023

Siku zinaenda haraka mpaka mtu anasahau kuonga ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Sijui k**a mume notice๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚

30/07/2023

Tuko Hapa Na Mpoa Wako๐Ÿ˜ŽTukichekelea Voice Notes Zako Ukiimba๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ

28/07/2023

MONEY HAS DIFFERENT NAMES ...

In Church it is called Offering,

In Marriage it is called Brideprice,

In Divorce it is called Alimony,

In school it is called fee's,

When you owe someone it is called Debt,

When you pay the Government it is called Tax,

In Court it is called a Fine,

In Hospitals it is called Bills,

Tenancy - Rent,

Competition - Prize,

Government Retirees call it Pension,

Boss to Workers - Salary,

Master to Subordinates - Wages,

Children - Child Support,

When you borrow from bank it is called Loan,

When you offer after a service - Tip,

To k!dnappers - Ransom,

!llegally received in the name of service - Bribe,

In The Police Station - Bail,

The Question Is: When A Boyfriend Gives Money To His Girlfriend, What Is It Called what?๐Ÿฅด๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

27/07/2023

"Mnataka serikali ianze na wadosi ama ianze na mtu wa chini? Si nyinyi mnataka serikali ianze na watu wa chini? Na ndio maana tunasema bottom...up bottom...up, wangapi wanasema bottom up nione kwa mikono! .......mikono!...... mikono!.......salaaaaleh....... kumbe nyinyi wote ni watu wangwana"and other stories๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

27/07/2023

๐Ÿ„ฝ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„บ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„บ๐Ÿ…„๐Ÿ…ƒ๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ„ผ๐Ÿ„ฑ๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ„ฐ ๐Ÿ„บ๐Ÿ…†๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„บ๐Ÿ„พ
๐Ÿ…„๐Ÿ…‚๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„ฝ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ…„๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ…‰๐Ÿ„ด ๐Ÿ„น๐Ÿ…„๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„ฒ๐Ÿ„ด ๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„ผ๐Ÿ„ฐ ๐Ÿ„ฒ๐Ÿ„ท๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„ธ ? ๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„ฟ๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„ฝ๐Ÿ„ฐ
๐Ÿ…†๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ…†๐Ÿ„ด ๐Ÿ„ฝ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„ฟ๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ„ด ๐Ÿ„น๐Ÿ…„๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„ฒ๐Ÿ„ด ๐Ÿ…„๐Ÿ„บ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ…ƒ๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ„ฝ๐Ÿ„ถ๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ„ฝ๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ…‰๐Ÿ„ฐ ๐Ÿ„ฒ๐Ÿ„ท๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„ธ๐ŸŒน.
๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„ต๐Ÿ…„ ๐Ÿ„ฝ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ…ƒ๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„บ๐Ÿ…„๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„ฝ๐Ÿ„ถ๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„ฐ ๐Ÿ„ฒ๐Ÿ„ท๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„ธ ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ…‚๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„ผ๐Ÿ…†๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„ถ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„บ๐Ÿ„ด ๐Ÿ…„๐Ÿ„บ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ„ฝ๐Ÿ„ณ๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ„ฐ ๐Ÿ„ผ๐Ÿ„บ๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ…ƒ๐Ÿ„ด ๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ…‚ ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ…ƒ ๐Ÿ„ฒ๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„ผ๐Ÿ„ฐ ๐Ÿ„ฝ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„พ๐Ÿ„ฝ๐Ÿ„ถ๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ…‰๐Ÿ„ด ๐Ÿ……๐Ÿ„พ๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ…„๐Ÿ„ผ๐Ÿ„ด ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

27/07/2023

Tufaan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye; Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye; Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Doston Ke Saath; Ek Ek Kar Ke Sabhi Bichhadte Chalye Gaye! Miss you , my friend!

25/07/2023

K**a kunichukia ndio dawa basi jitahidi umalize dose๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

22/07/2023

Leo ni Friday
Hope ushamtext
"I'm feeling sleepy ๐Ÿ˜ด"
๐Ÿค—

21/07/2023

๐‘บ๐’‚๐’Š ๐’–๐’Œ๐’Š๐’•๐’‚๐’Œ๐’‚ ๐’Œ๐’–๐’๐’Š๐’•๐’†๐’Ž๐’ƒ๐’†๐’๐’†๐’‚, ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’Œ๐’† ๐’”๐’–๐’“๐’† ๐’–๐’Ž๐’†๐’๐’†๐’•๐’‚ ๐’”๐’–๐’Œ๐’‚๐’“๐’Š ๐’š๐’‚๐’Œ๐’ ๐’—๐’Š๐’๐’† ๐’–๐’๐’‚๐’ƒ๐’†๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’๐’‚ ๐’๐’‚ ๐’„๐’‰๐’‚๐’“๐’ˆ๐’†๐’“...๐‘ป๐’๐’๐’…๐’– ๐’Ž๐’‚๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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