MC MTOLL

03/08/2024

R.I.P SON

24/07/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Kevin Owens Howenz, Ŵeshler Çÿŕùs

24/07/2024

Big shout-out to my newest top fans! Tosha Ule Mmoja

13/07/2024

something good is cooking

29/06/2024

Reloded

30/05/2024

30/05/2024

great 👌 meeting you guys

30/05/2024

21 RULES TO SURVIVE IN NAIROBI
1. Don’t go to downtown if you don’t have to.

2. If you move into a new house, please use two padlocks on the door.

3. Ukitembea tao uskie mtu amesema “oya oya” (excuse me) don’t turn around, just move to the side.

4. When boarding a mat, check the condition of your window..that’s where your phone might exit from.

5. No one should pray for you on the streets regardless of your situation in life.

6. Chapati will always be 30bob, A smokey (localised sausage) is 30bob, mayai (egg) is 25bob.

7. Afya Center..Don’t even stop to swallow your saliva, pita ukikimbia. Walk mercilessly! And if you have hips, use them to pave way for yourself! Elbows pia ni weapons… Unapita ukienda bila kuangalia nyuma. If someone hits you as you walk along the streets, hit them back because no one apologizes for such mistakes in this ciry!!

8. If you feel lost just go to the Kenya National Archives, you will pick your bearing from there.

9. In case someone drops anything in front of you, don’t pick, run like your life depends on it. Hata ukiitwa siste siste, achana nayo.

10. Instead of going to kanjo washrooms, just get into Ushirika house, tell the guards you are going to office 24, it is actually a washroom labelled by mistake or If you are pressed, ingia Hilton, Stanley, Norwich union etc..Confidence is key here.. Kuna free parking Serena. Play like yourself though..

11. Wakati wa mvua usinyeshewe k**a mimea hapo kwa corridors, get in supermarkets watch news from 85″ Samsung screen. Fanya window shopping hata k**a hununui kitu. Confidence ndio muhimu. Be smart nanii!!

12. Don’t bargain on everything. The trick is, the quality will keep reducing as the price goes down.

13. Avoid eye contact na hawker especially ukiwa traffic jam. Otherwise you’ve already signed a purchase contract.

14. When tired under the scorching sun in town, don’t go to Archives or Hilton. Just go to KCB KENCOM, pick a bank ticket and sit there the whole day. You will have a gr

23/07/2023

Engineering experience
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Karibuni chai wadau👊

10/08/2021

Samido is about to sn**ch a Nyar kisumo.
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10/08/2021

/Photos Courtesy Expectant socialite Verah Sidika is apparently a member of Zuchu certified, Nyumba Ndogo. This came into the light when Brown Mauzo’s first wife came out to state that he is an absentee father to their child and that his marriage to Vera Sidika is riddled with illegality. The lady...

10/08/2021

“Money is not important. I’m running to make history, but if you have a price, you can give me,” he once chided nosy journalists.

27/07/2021

A giant ship's engine broke down and no one could repair it, so they hired a Mechanical Engineer with over 40 years of experience.

He inspected the engine very carefully, from top to bottom. After seeing everything, the engineer unloaded the bag and pulled out a small hammer.

He knocked something gently. Soon, the engine came to life again. The engine has been fixed!

7 days later the engineer mentioned that the total cost of repairing the giant ship was $20,000 to the ship owner.

"What?!" said the owner.
"You did almost nothing. Give us a detailed bill."

The answer is simple:
Tap with a hammer: $2
Know where to knock and how much to knock: $19,998

The importance of appreciating one's expertise and experience...because those are the results of struggles, experiments and even tears.

If I do a job in 30 minutes it's because I spent 20 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes.

Know your value😎

22/06/2021

23/04/2021

YOUR ALL TIME MC