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13/07/2024

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13/07/2024

🚨 Argentina doesn't hold PRISONERS! 😭😭💀

Drake placed a $300k bet on Canada to beat Argentina & said that could get Messi..

After Argentina won, the official account of the Argentina national team played Kendrick Lamar’s Drake diss track on their social media post and added the song title "Not Like Us" to their post-match graphic. 🇦🇷😭😭

Argentina got PERSONAL! 😭😭💀💀

05/07/2024

Great advice for all of us! 💃🕺

21/06/2024

Salute, compassionate group. 👏

24/05/2024

Arsenal earned a record £174.7m from Premier League prize money and £91.3m for reaching the Champions League quarter-finals, the highest in the club's history.

24/05/2024

Chelsea's managerial requirements have raised a few eyebrows on social media, as the club want their new manager to be ready to battle Pep Guardiola & Mikel Arteta 😳🔵

What do you think? 👀

24/05/2024

😂😂😂 no.

🚨🚨🤔Wait Japan is looking for black men to have more babies with Japanese women.

the government has announced that it wants to repopulate its population, Japanese men are no longer able to have children, they are focused on video games or they themselves want to become women.

the Japanese government had proposed 75 thousand euros of dollars for each man who would give birth to a Japanese woman but the idea of ​​giving money was abandoned, today they offer nothing, only that we come and help them not to disappear from the face of the earth..

but why only Africans? Why not Chinese? Why not Koreans? Do they need melanin? Did they conclude that the African gene (kemet) was the most dominant gene in the world? the gene that best matches life on earth? does the world privately recognize that we are Gods?! whatever the case, I find it disrespectful to make such a proposal..

22/05/2024

22/05/2024

I read this thrice and still 😂😂😂😂

"Chalamet gave me chalamydia!" rapper and child-enthusiast Drake (real name: Aubergine Dracarys Targaryen) hits out at white saviour of the Fremen and occasional cannibal Timothée Chalamet.

"My purveyor, Jerry [Seinfeld], hooked me up with this high school shorty he swore was 17 (don't print that) couple years back. Turns out the girl was not only of legal age (why'd you play me like that, Jerry?), but one of Timothée's many, many experiments into chlamydia-based alchemy while he was getting his little Timmy wet 24/7 at NYU.

Now my balls are seeping pus and the stank is really putting my ghost writers off their game. Pretty mad at Jerry right now. Probably gonna have him dealt with like a Boeing whistleblower. That don't mean I don't still have the utmost respect for Bee Movie. That s**t was buzzin'."

[At this point our interview had to be abruptly cut short due to an inconveniently-timed FBI raid. Drake left through a secret tunnel along with his hard drive and some Yu-Gi-Oh cards. His latest diss track "6PM in Arrakis (she's legal SOMEWHERE)" will drop as soon as he reaches a high school with decent WiFi.]

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08/04/2024

Agree Or Disagree With Her? Chick Says Black Men Do Not Fight Hard Enough To Be In Their Children’s Lives!