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13/07/2024

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13/07/2024

🚨 Argentina doesn't hold PRISONERS! 😭😭💀

Drake placed a $300k bet on Canada to beat Argentina & said that could get Messi..

After Argentina won, the official account of the Argentina national team played Kendrick Lamar’s Drake diss track on their social media post and added the song title "Not Like Us" to their post-match graphic. 🇦🇷😭😭

Argentina got PERSONAL! 😭😭💀💀

05/07/2024

Great advice for all of us! 💃🕺

21/06/2024

Salute, compassionate group. 👏

24/05/2024

Arsenal earned a record £174.7m from Premier League prize money and £91.3m for reaching the Champions League quarter-finals, the highest in the club's history.

24/05/2024

Chelsea's managerial requirements have raised a few eyebrows on social media, as the club want their new manager to be ready to battle Pep Guardiola & Mikel Arteta 😳🔵

What do you think? 👀

24/05/2024

😂😂😂 no.

🚨🚨🤔Wait Japan is looking for black men to have more babies with Japanese women.

the government has announced that it wants to repopulate its population, Japanese men are no longer able to have children, they are focused on video games or they themselves want to become women.

the Japanese government had proposed 75 thousand euros of dollars for each man who would give birth to a Japanese woman but the idea of ​​giving money was abandoned, today they offer nothing, only that we come and help them not to disappear from the face of the earth..

but why only Africans? Why not Chinese? Why not Koreans? Do they need melanin? Did they conclude that the African gene (kemet) was the most dominant gene in the world? the gene that best matches life on earth? does the world privately recognize that we are Gods?! whatever the case, I find it disrespectful to make such a proposal..

22/05/2024

22/05/2024

I read this thrice and still 😂😂😂😂

"Chalamet gave me chalamydia!" rapper and child-enthusiast Drake (real name: Aubergine Dracarys Targaryen) hits out at white saviour of the Fremen and occasional cannibal Timothée Chalamet.

"My purveyor, Jerry [Seinfeld], hooked me up with this high school shorty he swore was 17 (don't print that) couple years back. Turns out the girl was not only of legal age (why'd you play me like that, Jerry?), but one of Timothée's many, many experiments into chlamydia-based alchemy while he was getting his little Timmy wet 24/7 at NYU.

Now my balls are seeping pus and the stank is really putting my ghost writers off their game. Pretty mad at Jerry right now. Probably gonna have him dealt with like a Boeing whistleblower. That don't mean I don't still have the utmost respect for Bee Movie. That s**t was buzzin'."

[At this point our interview had to be abruptly cut short due to an inconveniently-timed FBI raid. Drake left through a secret tunnel along with his hard drive and some Yu-Gi-Oh cards. His latest diss track "6PM in Arrakis (she's legal SOMEWHERE)" will drop as soon as he reaches a high school with decent WiFi.]

16/05/2024

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08/04/2024

Agree Or Disagree With Her? Chick Says Black Men Do Not Fight Hard Enough To Be In Their Children’s Lives!

27/03/2024

Art+ History

What white washing our history.

25/03/2024

"Jay Z featuring Eminem in his album "BluePrint" wasn't just the biggest mîstake of his career but it was the biggest mîstake of his life." Snoop Dogg

"Make sure this is on record because I don't wanna miss what I'm saying. When Jay Z released his album "Blueprint", and asked Eminem to be featured on the track "Renegade", it didn't turn out how Jay Z or anyone expected. Jay Z asking Eminem to be featured on a track in his album was one of the biggest mîstakes of his life. Eminem carried and bodied Jay Z on that record. It was really shockîng to see a white boy like Eminem béat Jay Z. Eminem pushed Jay Z so hard that many people didn't actually know the album belonged to Jay Z. I don't ever want Eminem on my album cuz he'll carry the album and body me like he dîd to Jay Z." Snoop Dogg

When you feature Eminem, it becomes Eminem featuring you instead. That guy is a monstêr😅

16/03/2024

Sir Alex Ferguson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: If Cristiano Ronaldo plays for queens park rangers today he will still deliver a hatrick"

Dani alves🇧🇷: " for me the toughest opponent I've ever faced is Cristiano Ronaldo "

Frank lampard🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: I was always a Messi fanboy but when I've seen Cristiano's Crucial big games and UCL knockout goals also single handly carried his team am now give him the edge"

Diego Maradona 🇦🇷: Goalkeepers pray when they face Cristiano Ronaldo because 100% he will destroy them"

Patrick Evra🇨🇵: for me Cristiano Ronaldo is an alien 👽 he is out of this planet people reach 700 games but my guy scored 700 goals"

Ruud gulet🇳🇱: no doubt Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest player ever he proved him self 3 toughest league in the world player like him is absolutely difficult to find"

Pele🇧🇷: I've seen ronaldo nazario Maradona Cruyff but I've never ever seen a player like Cristiano the amount of dedication and hard work he puts his game is absolutely ruthless No doubt he is the greatest ever"

Cruyff🇳🇱: If the word best was a human being Cristiano Ronaldo would be the word an absolutely complete package of a player for me is one of the greatest probably the greatest"

Di Stefano🇪🇦: I've seen Maradona and Pele rulling the football like emperor also Messi with a magic talent but the truth is this man is the greatest ever"

Diego Simone🇦🇷: If Cristiano Ronaldo was not a player I would have 3 ucls by now"

Zidane🇨🇵: Sorry Pele sorry Maradona sorry Ronaldo Delima but Ronaldo is the greatest ever he is the reason why I am a top manager today"

If you hate this man then you hate football the greatest player of all time 🔥🇵🇹🐐👑

16/03/2024

🚨Bukayo Saka had a fight with Mikel Arteta yesterday as he wants to score 4 goals against Manchester city while Mikel Arteta want bukayo Saka to score 5. Pray for Manchester city 🤌🔥

12/03/2024

🚨 The UEFA Champions League won't be The Same from Next Season... 💔😓

Champions League draw next season will be done by Computers & not manually. ❌

UEFA simulations show that a manual draw for the new format would take between 3-4 hours and require 900 balls. Instead a new hybrid method will be used where clubs will be drawn manually then the computer will take over and select their eight opponents.

Also, This is The Last UCL Campaign in which we witnessed the Traditional Group Stage Phase... 😢🇪🇺⛔️

From next season onwards, The UCL will be transformed into a 'SWISS SYSTEM' — 36 teams will compete in one big league table, as opposed to groups. 😅❌

The Top 8 in the league, will advance to the knockout stages. Those who finish 9-24th, will compete in Two-legged Play-offs to join The Last 16.

❌ No More Group of Deaths
❌ No More Traditional Draws
❌ Away GOAL Rule Scrapped

Champions League won't be The Champions League anymore.. 🥺💔

Via/ Azr organization

30/01/2024

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