Elizabeth Thompson

14/03/2024

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04/03/2024

Good morning everyone 😘

Love y'all 🤗

20/02/2024

13/02/2024

Maths and English had a fight🔥🔥
English: you idiot.....of no comparison, what is your problem 😔
Maths: my problem💁..... is that your brain is disorganized and it takes quadratic equation to fix it back.😢😢
English: I don't blame you.... I don't even know the noticable confusable syllabus to qualify a phrase like you 😹🚶🚶
Maths: you know what, you are simultaneously running mad, it takes Y and X axis to plot a graph in your memory because you are highly endowed with a surd of stupidity😋😒
English: may thunder strike your sense of reasoning 😞 .... and rumple your medulla oblongata 😋.. compound fool with a scattered sentence case.🚶🚶
Maths: e pain you, 😛..... logarithm can't even help your current situation 🤪🔥
English: it's not your fault...... the discrepancy is way too far between the both of us😔
Maths: well, I don't have much to say, just go and find your brain in the four cardinal point of the earth💁🚶🚶🚶
Yei.....😹😹😹
Abeg who win??
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13/02/2024

Maths and English had a fight🔥🔥
English: you idiot.....of no comparison, what is your problem 😔
Maths: my problem💁..... is that your brain is disorganized and it takes quadratic equation to fix it back.😢😢
English: I don't blame you.... I don't even know the noticable confusable syllabus to qualify a phrase like you 😹🚶🚶
Maths: you know what, you are simultaneously running mad, it takes Y and X axis to plot a graph in your memory because you are highly endowed with a surd of stupidity😋😒
English: may thunder strike your sense of reasoning 😞 .... and rumple your medulla oblongata 😋.. compound fool with a scattered sentence case.🚶🚶
Maths: e pain you, 😛..... logarithm can't even help your current situation 🤪🔥
English: it's not your fault...... the discrepancy is way too far between the both of us😔
Maths: well, I don't have much to say, just go and find your brain in the four cardinal point of the earth💁🚶🚶🚶
Yei.....😹😹😹
Abeg who win??
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30/01/2024

The BIGGEST mistake you could make this year is 'Failing to put God first in anything'

God doesn't poke nose in people's affairs.He only intervene in matters that is submitted to Him.

He only fight battle that you ask Him to.

You only receive what you ask from God.

Anything you are doing this year or plans to do, put it in the hand of God.

Your plans, goals, ambition and proffession should be the one that glorify His Name

He never fail. ✍️

Ahinmiafere Samuel Kolawole

26/01/2024

Should I explain?

26/01/2024

Since we all are online let's gossip about Jesus..... I heard he is the king of kings. 🔥😍

26/01/2024

HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY??😂😂
OYA,,READ THIS👇👇

"Two of my friends came visiting
with their gf's and
we decided 2 go out on a picnic,
along with my little brother.

After packing food and all we
needed, we set off to a quiet beach.

After chatting and taking pictures for few
minutes, we decided to eat and
begun to unpack the basket which had the
food
in it, only for us to discover we forgot the spoons at home😩

I told my little brother to go get it while we
wait.
He replied saying
''I know u want to trick me so you can eat the
whole food b4 I come back''.😒

I promised him we would
wait for his return but he refused😒

After much persuasion and
promises, he decided to go.

My friends and I started chatting and gisting to
while away time and wait for my brother's
arrival.
After 1hr, there was no sign of
him.
2hrs went by, and I began wondering what could have delayed him
because the distance between
our house and the beach can be covered
within
30mins.

My friends and I were already getting hungry but we decided to
wait a little longer for my
Brother's return.
After 4hrs, the hunger was so unbearable
that
we decided to taste the food😩

As we were about tasting,
we heard a rumble in a nearby
bush and there,
my brother
Jumped out from behind a tree
shouting *"I said it, I knew you would eat the
food before I return☹️☹️
I'M NOT GOING AGAIN".

Fada lord!!
I had to ask him again
"Na Joke Abi??"😲

He replied
"I have been watching y'all. I'm not
going Again.🤨"

Now, all my mind was saying was
"Kill him, kill him," 😬
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24/01/2024

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23/01/2024

😂💔😂 I WAS MAKING JOKES😂💔🤣

Was In My Room☺️Trying
To Post📲My Jokes As Usual
When My Mother👩‍🦰Called Me🗣️
Okoson! Okoson!! Yes Mummy🙄...
Mom👩‍🦰: Go🚶And Warm The
Soup🥘 In The Kitchen, Your
Father👨‍🦰wants to Eat It.💁
He'll Soon Be Back From Work.
Okoson👩‍💼: Okay Mom🙄
I Went🏃To The Kitchen To
Put The Soup🥘 on The Fire
🔥Then Went🏃🏃Back To My
Room😊To Continue Making My Posts📲.
🙆30 Minutes Later...
Mom👩‍🦰: 🗣 Okoson!!👩‍💼!!!
What Is Smelling🙄? You've Burnt🔥
The Soup🥘!..
🙆 I Run🏃 To The Kitchen To
Check The Soup🥘And Saw👀
That The Soup🥘Was Totally
Burnt😧🙆‍♂..Then my Father👨‍
🦰Came Back🚶.
Dad👨‍🦰: Ei Okoson 👩‍💼You've
Burnt🔥Food🥘Again In This
House🏡Right?😠Give Me
That Phone📱( He Takes A
Look At The Phone📱And Saw👀
That I Was Making A Post📲)
Dad👨‍🦰: So You Were Busy Making Posts Right? 🤔Now Listen To Me🙆, Any Numbers🔢 Of Likes👍, Comments💬 or Shares↩️ You Get On This Post🙆🙆🙆Is The Amount Of Slaps🖐 You'll Receive From Me Today🤷‍♂.
So Please Friends, Family, Brothers, Sisters, Facebook Users🙆🙆🙆😭😭 😭..... Please 🙏Don't Like👍 Or Comment💬 on this Post If you love Me. I am your favorite story Teller 😭🙏

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22/01/2024

Love ❤️ Is a beautiful thing

20/01/2024

This Year:

NO GREE FOR ANYBODY!!!

MATTHEW 11:12

📌Job no gree for him wife, God bless am with double portion. Job 2:9-10, 42:12-13

📌Jacob no gree for Angel, e collect eternal blessing. Gen. 32:24-29

📌Joseph no gree for Portiphar wife, God finally exalt am. Gen. 39:7-12

📌Ruth no gree for Naomi, she go jam her husband Boaz. Ruth 1:12, 16-18, 4:13

📌David no gree for Goliath, e remove shame from Israel. 1 Sam. 17:10, 26, 40-49.

📌Elisha no gree for Elijah, e collect double portion blessing. 2 Kings 2:2, 9-15

📌Esther no gree for Haman, she deliver her people from destruction. Est. 3:6, 4:13-14, 7:3-10

📌Hezekiah no gree for Isaiah, he got 15 extra years to live. Isa. 38:1-5.

📌Jesus no gree for Satan during His 40 days fast. Matt. 4:1-10.

📌Jesus still no gree for people wey dey buy and sell for Him Papa house! E use koboko chase them! Matt. 21:12-13

EVEN THIS YEAR, JESUS NO GREE FOR FORNICATION! Valentine's Day fall on Ash Wednesday. No room for iniquity 🤣🤣🤣

BUT YOU MUST GREE FOR GOD

🤪Pharaoh no gree for God, Red Sea swallow am. Exo. 5:1-2, 14:26-27

🫣Jonah no gree for God, fish swallow am. Jonah 1:3, 17

🙏🏽That challenge no go gree for you except you tackle am with fasting and prayer. Matt. 17:18-21

👍🏽No gree for laziness if not poverty no go gree for you. You must get up and work. Pro. 24:33-34.

THIS YEAR, MIRACLE MUST FOLLOW YOU IF YOU NO GO GREE.

18/01/2024

💔HEARTBR0KEN😭 STORY

Last wéek was my birthday....

My wife didnt wish me....

My parents forgot and so did my kids....

i went to work....
Even my colleagues didnt wish me....

As i entered my cabin my secretary said,"Happy Birthday Boss".... i felt so special for a moment....

She askd me for lunch.... After lunch,
she invited me to her apartment.

WE went there....

She said, "Do you mind if i go into the bedroôm for a minute ?"

"Okay", i said...

She came out 2min later with a cake And My Wife..
My Parents..
My Kids..
My Friends & My Colleagues... All Screaming..SURP­RISE!!!.. And i was waiting in the sofa. . . . N@KED. . . With c0nd0m in my hand.😥😭💔

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18/01/2024

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18/01/2024

😂😂😂😂😂
A D*runk 18yrs old boy asked
a married woman out.
The woman got pīssed off,
& told her husband The scenario.
The husband told the woman
to invite the boy over so that he
could b*ēāt the h*ēll out of him.
Raymond Told His Wife that he
would hīde under the bed and wait
for the boy.
The woman did as her hubby requested.
When the boy got there he k*issed the
woman & took off his T-shirt & his body
was full of scars so the woman asked
"why so many scars??".
The boy replied "I like to lay with
married women & usually I get caūght
so I k*īll their husbands.
If someone shows up now he'll be No.20
on my m*ūrd€r list".
The boy continued k*īssing the
woman & then woman trīed to reach
out to her husband (Raymond)
under the bed & a small voice
came up and say "If u tell him am
here, I swear i'll
k*ī!l u before he k*!lls me.😂😂😂
😂
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18/01/2024

🥶 LAUGH With me

1. David is short, Joshua is stingy, Emeka is an illiteratë, Faith is brokë...🙄
That’s how Favour clocked 30 years without husbänd🤭😂😂😂

2. Favour, how come you post on your birthday “Wow I can’t believe am +1 today”🥲 so if you don’t believe, it’s me that will believe abi?🙄
I can see the you are not that well...😒😂😂

3. One beautiful girl was staring at me yesterday in the Bank, and I was blushing 🙈until she said “You look like that Keke man that ran away with my change...😳
What a painfül moment...........😩🥲😂😂

4. Na wa oo... I saw one of our Faceboök l Slãy Queen, Favour today inside the Keke. She didn’t talk to me oo because her father was lapping her 🤭😂😂

5. Message: Crush: “Hey, I love you🥰.....*
Me rushing to check the message☺️
Crush: “Hey I love you 🥰.....
*
Send this to 10 people!!
*
The painfül thing is she did this on Valentine’s Day 😩🥲😂😂

6. American rappërs😕
Song title: ‘‘Fvck that äss’’
Award speech: “I want to thank God Almighty for the inspiration 😌😳
Which God give you the inspiration? 🙄😂😂

7. When counting möney 💵and your babe calls you, count it again; 2k might be missing 🙄😂😂
I know what I’m saying oo, fear ladïes 🥲🤭

8. Scientists have proven that out body needs more exercise than rest.🙄 What Am I trying to say here?? 😒
Sometimes, allow a dog to chasë you😌🤭😂😂

9. I bought air freshener for my new car.😇
I will buy the car later because I don’t like buying two things at the same time 😌😇🤭😂😂

10. If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

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18/01/2024

★😂FUNNY JOKES 😂★

I SWEAR YOU MUST 😍🤩 LAUGH 😁😁😅

This is the reason why my mom wants me to marry on time😂😂😂😂
1. My shortest relationship lasted for two hours, she gave me her nūmber at 7pm and at 9pm I texted her goodnight, she replied "gewnhyt tew yew tew swyreah" I immediately delēted her nūmber and bløcked the spelling vīrus before it spread🏃🏃🏃🏃🚶🚶😯😟😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. A kid went mīssing.
His family uploaded a message with his photo. He was found !!! That's a big thanks to Facebøok. Now, it is more than three months he is not able to go to school.
Why? Because whenever people see him, they take him back home. Why? Because the message is still circulating on Facebook.
Please støp sharing old Facebook messages 😑😑🙄🙄😂😂

3. Jacob used a støne as a pillow and saw a vision, Samson used Delilah's thigh as a pillow and lost his vision. Check your pillow.😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

4. If you have a prøblem with people holding their car keys in their hands when moving around ,hold your Transport Money....let's not complicate things😋🙄😂

5. TEACHER:* Give Me The Names Of The 3 KINGS That Brought Happiness And Peace In People's Lives?
*ME:*- Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king..
The Teacher Is Now Escoting Me To The Head Teacher's Office, I Think They Are Going To Give Me A Bursary.😛😛

6. No weapøn formed against Me and my folløwers will prosper,,, AMEN 👏😶😶

7. May all the phones of those who Enjoy Dis post Without Dropping Comment Get Stølen or Else fall in a Basin of Water This My Humble Prayer 🏃🚶🚶🏃😛😂😋

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Cutie 🥰🥰🥰 if I have made you smile 😆😆 😆 i pray God in his infinite mercy touch your golden heart 💙💜💚 to follow so that we can be smiling😆😆 daily together👇
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17/01/2024

🤣🤣JUST DEY LAUGH🤣🤣

Today, my 12 years old sis in jss2 came back from school feeling moody.... I was cooking when she entered and she didn't even greet me, she just went straight and layed on the bed facing the wall.

I pretended not to care as I focused on the beans I was cooking... When I was done, I dished the food and left hers covered on the dinning table then went to my room...

I came out few minutes past 6 and noticed the food was still there untouched, then I knew something was wrong.

I called her and asked wat happened. At first, she was reluctant in telling me but after much persuasion, she later told that she caught her boyfriend hugging another girl in class today. 12 years old already has a boyfriend?? Nawa

I pretended it wasnt that big deal so I could here the full gist... Just when I was about asking her how it happened, she interrupted with "I cant believe he'll do that to me, and we have been dating for 4 years o"

Me: 😲😳🧐🤥🙉🤷‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙅‍♂️
Well am still looking for where to faint cause our neighbor who overheard it fainted where I wanted to faint 🙆‍♂️

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17/01/2024

Pls laugh small!!!!!!😁🤣🙆🙈😁🤣

ENGLISH CLASS.
Teacher: Today, we'll talk about question tags. Here are

examples:
1. She is coming, isn't she?

2. They have eaten, haven't they?

Now, who can give me another example?
FAITH : Sir! Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we?
Teacher : What kind of sentence is that, please who can
help correct him?
GRACE : Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we?
Teacher : You guys must be stup!*d! Must you joke with
everything? Óyá FAVOR! I know you're brilliant.
Give us an example.
FAVOR : Na motor go kī!! our teacher, kī!!n't him?
Teacher : Na motor go kī!! your papa, papan't u?
You are now laughing. Laughin't u? Dont laugh alone put a smile on
someone's face. Putn't you?
Add yours 😹😹

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16/01/2024

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16/01/2024

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16/01/2024

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