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1) You'll just wake up and start pressing your ph0ne with0ut çhéçkiñg if y0u çáñ still wálk

You geh mind, aswear

2) When I was a kid, I use to see adúlts géttiñg márriéd. Now that I'm an ádúlt, I'm seeing kids géttiñg márriéd

I don't eveñ kn0w where I bél0ng again

3) I'm currently at that stage of my life where if my galfriend leaves her ph0ne uñl0çked, I will press the power button to l0ck it myself

I have en0ugh pr0blems already

4) They said, "As y0u dress y0ur bed, so y0u shall lie on it"

But as for me, if my bed's r0ugh and I have no strength to dress it, I will just sléép on the flôör

Make nobody stress me with m0tivati0n this year. Na so una tell me last year make I enjoy myself because pr0blem no dey fiñish and I could not save a diñe thr0ugh0ut last year

5) Div0rce's f0r riçh pé0ple

Paçk añd gô is for p00r pé0ple

Comot for my h0use is for vawulence pé0ple

6) I wish I could see the doctor that t00k me out of my m0ther's w0mb, where I relax and sleep all day; and br0ught me to this vawulence w0rld full of shege with a t0uch of banza

I wan ask the doctor small question

7) After t0asting this lady yesterday, I asked for her phone number and she gave it to me, together with her account number

She said the account number's where I'm to pay-in my registration fee..

Amaka, na school you dey rúñ?

8) Father: 1 minus 1 = ???

Son: Papa, I don't understand

Father: If I place one akara ball on your palm and take it back, how many akara ball will you have on your hand?

Son: The oil

9) Back then in school, nothing gives me greatest j0y than cleaning the blackboard while others are still writing

10) I will no loñger b£t on f00tball. Nowadays, I b£t on b0xiñg, so that evéñ if I l0se, I'll be rest assured that the pers0n that made me l0se has g0tten the b£atiñg of his life
Maryam Damilola Adeniyi

22/01/2023

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22/01/2023

A man checked into an hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed d wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading d first message she fainted. The son rushed into d room, found his mother on the floor and saw d computer screen which read: 'to my loving wife, i knw u are surprised to hear from me, they hv computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I 've just been checked in. How are u and d kids, d place is realy nice but am lonely here. I hv made necessary arrangement 4 ur arrival 2morrow. Expecting u darling. I cnt wait to see u...........👀 🏃🏃🏃🏃
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