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My mouth is filled with praisesI don’t want to write epistles todayBut I am grateful lord for where I am today and for w...
26/10/2024

My mouth is filled with praises
I don’t want to write epistles today
But I am grateful lord for where I am today and for where I will be tomorrow
Happy birthday to me.
A word of prayer is all I ask my darlings My mouth is filled with praises
I don’t want to write epistles today
But I am grateful lord for where I am today and for where I will be tomorrow
Happy birthday to me.
A word of prayer is all I ask my darlings

Signs to know that abroad man you're dating that is coming back this Christmas is not dating you1. He won't let you pick...
11/10/2024

Signs to know that abroad man you're dating that is coming back this Christmas is not dating you

1. He won't let you pick him from the airport. He fit tell you date he's coming back o, but you won't pick him. He'll tell you that he'll reach out when he's "settled".
"Just got back yesterday baby. I've been so busy mehn. This country is somfin else"
Owuya!

2. He buys you bunch of achikota ekwe onu gifts. Gifts without thought. Abroad sweet and chingum, biscuits, deodorant, 1 or 2 dresses which are thrift or from salvation army, etc.
Basically, things he randomly picked from inside his room or the nearest dollar store. E fit reach 10 o, but nothing tangible or meaningful.
If you like, misunderstand this.

3. He fit no buy you even that abroad chingum and just enter ShopRite and pack mgbadume and Sure for you. If any of his gifts were bought in Nigeria, you no even follow for top 10, sis.

4. Na soso hotel and clubs una go dey go. Ọ ga ara gi gwogwo ka pepper soup. But he won't take you home cos of his wicked uncle or his house in the village is not yet completed or cos he doesn't want people to know he's back. He only trusts you baby.
And you'll sing baby sharkidududu. Okpo🙄

5. Don't feel special cos he introduced you to his friends and family o. He will introduce you to his nne ochie sef. But he won't officially come to see yours.

6. He will spend hundreds of thousands or even millions on you people's feeding, hanging out, hotel bills, etc but your thanks for coming no fit pass 50k. Patapata 100k.
His excuse "I'm low on cash rainow. So many expenses. Naijiria is so bad daym mahn"
Inasikwa.

7. He will never post you even as he came back. If he does, it will be "guess who I ran into at Awka. Wow this world is small o"
World is small but you never run into Beyoncé.

8. If he ever says the gifts he got for you were stolen or seized at the airport, run. Comot his winter priqué, wear back your paynt and run.

9. If throughout his stay una no discuss anything regarding moving you forward in your business, finances, education or career, na advanced who cup you go o. You no dey date that man.

10. You still won't be the one to take him to the airport when he's leaving. Na for whatsapp he go drop "I got home today babe" for you.

Add more if you know.
Ovundress must be free ✊️

CreditIjeoma Chinonyerem

23/09/2024

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20/09/2024

Dear Parents, after you have paid all the school fees including fees for books for all your children, remove just N10,000 from your account.

Take a walk to the Mallam selling Roasted chicken or fish and order for 2 laps of chicken or one plate of fish.

Tell him to package it in a "TAKEAWAY".

On your way home, buy Hollandia yogurt, or any good yogurt, or any of your favorite soft drinks.

When you get home, Lock your door and
Put on the fan.

Put *"I can't kill myself"* by Timaya or any of your best songs.

Please don't sit on the chair, spread on the floor and make sure you tear that chicken/fish as you listen to the song.

Then step it down with your drink.

One thing you need to know is that, Problem no dey finish for this world.

So no kill yourself trying to solve everything without taking a break to relax and enjoy your life.

Many people ended up in the grave without eating 10% of their sweat.

Look after yourself first before anything else.

A dead person doesn't hustle again.

Shalom!

Last night around 8:30 pm, I started feeling like chewing gum so I said lemme go to the supermarket few blocks away from...
03/09/2024

Last night around 8:30 pm, I started feeling like chewing gum so I said lemme go to the supermarket few blocks away from my house then I saw this guy and a girl, the don f**k up and was trying to beg his angry girlfriend so I stood😑

Guy: babe abeg hear me out nau, no vex abeg

Babe: make your hand no touch me o! I no believe anything wey you won talk cos I know wetin I see.

Me: no forgive am o! Naso dem sabi lie enh!😑

Guy: sister abeg nau no spoil things for me 🤲(turns to his babe) babe abeg

She hissed and started walking very fast.

Me: yes! Babe dey go, no forgive am o!

Guy: looks at me with anger

Me: still shouting, no forgive am!

He followed her and I went to buy my gum.

Coming out from the supermarket I saw the guy with some guys then I heard, see her there, na she be dat

Me:👇

Umuada drinking tea at a burial they didn't contribute shi shi 😩😩
30/08/2024

Umuada drinking tea at a burial they didn't contribute shi shi 😩😩

If your father drives any of these trucks including gwongworo, just know  that you may likely have siblings you are not ...
12/08/2024

If your father drives any of these trucks including gwongworo, just know that you may likely have siblings you are not yet aware of, especially around Umunede, Oloku in Benin,Sagamu, Ore, Obollo Afor-Otukpa, Mgbidi, Avielle-Uromi, Ugwu Oba, Okigwe/ Lokpanta, 9th Mile, Lafia/ Akwanga and Tipper Garage Gwagwalada.
Na only few of them go escape this.
I just say make I update una fa 🤷🏼‍♀️
Una good morning this morning

06/08/2024

If you are reading this, I love you, and I believe in you. I wish you a day filled with kind people, lots of smiles, and unexpected blessings. Stay safe please.

04/08/2024

Please 🙏🏻 I need help 😭 after grinding pepper and onions I mistakenly touch my state of origin what should i do now
😭😭😭

I wonder what many women are doing in the stadium every Monday and Sunday morning oEspecially in Onitsha Bc to me they a...
04/08/2024

I wonder what many women are doing in the stadium every Monday and Sunday morning o
Especially in Onitsha
Bc to me they are still the same in size,look and weight especially their tummy 😂
No dey deceive unaselves oo

The landlord in this house opposite ours is an old man, around 80ish, and is partially blind.He often has to walk around...
25/07/2024

The landlord in this house opposite ours is an old man, around 80ish, and is partially blind.

He often has to walk around with someone holding him.

He has six children, 4 boys and 2 girls.

Ever since the man turned blind, his sons, especially the first one, have been clamouring him to sell their house so they'll share the money. They needed it for this and that business.

But you can tell that the man doesn't want to sell his house. I mean, it's his sweat and legacy, but what can the man do? He's old and mostly blind, so it's hard for him to suppress his sons.

Enter his last child, a girl. She's 24–26, I think. She advised her brothers that it will be unwise to sell their house, especially when their father is alive. She raised questions like where will Daddy and Mummy live? Why do we have to sell a place where we can all stay when things get hard? How will Daddy afford rent elsewhere, since he's blind, old, and can no longer work?

The eldest son told her sharrap, and threatened to slap her during their family meeting. He asked her to keep quiet because, in his word, she's a woman.

After much persuasion and shouting and fighting, the old man agreed to sell the house. It was put for 34 million naira. A month later, they got a buyer from an agent. The house was sold.

The money was shared between them. The first son got 9 million, the three other sons got around 6 million each, the old man got 3 million, his wife 1 million, and the two daughters 2 million naira each.

A week later, they discovered that the buyer was in fact their last born, the last girl. She went behind them and fronted someone to buy the house on behalf of her.

Now, the four sons are angry. They feel cheated. They said if they knew that the girl was the one buying the house, they wouldn't have given her a share of 2 million. They said they're not leaving the house until she returns the 2 million, and that the house is still theirs come today, come tomorrow.

The girl said the only person she wants to see in that house are her parents (the old man and their mother), and that her brothers should leave. They refused. Like play like play, this became the new issue.

This morning, the girl brought two Hilux of army men to the house and packed her brothers and their belongings. She gave their wives (some of her brothers are married and with kids) until next week to leave.

As the army men were loading her brothers into their pick-up, I was hailing the girl from our balcony: Woman of agility. Sauce and suspense. Nwanyi Akajiaku. Stainless lady. Iron lady. The unbottled tigress.

I don't know for you guys, but if na me, I'll not give back that money and I will not allow them to live in that house.


21/07/2024

That married man no dey catch any feeling. Stop whinning yourself.

Are they not ndị: "I wish I met you before I met my wife?"

You think they don't know you exist before they marry?

They just want to keep you standby as a kpọọ a zaa.

Men wey go act like people wey want die, if they want dive in to swim. Them go even promise you A*o Rock and Whitehouse just to nyụọ.

Ị nụkwa m: "it's married men that are catching feelings for us."

Guy man just want to dey chop. He get wife for house that's where his feelings lie. You are just a transaction. He doesn't even want his daughters to be like you. It's a selfish world.

No dey whine yourself, aunty.

Are you with me?

I paused!

20/07/2024

…And I miss y’all too

Lol...Somethings are just meant to be,some will get sense from your mistake..
10/07/2024

Lol...Somethings are just meant to be,some will get sense from your mistake..

Growing up, I was a quiet kid.Quiet kids are always the target of bullies. This side of the world normalized bully as a ...
07/07/2024

Growing up, I was a quiet kid.
Quiet kids are always the target of bullies.
This side of the world normalized bully as a form of trying to get along or play.

When I knew the world was not on our side, I developed my defense mechanism against bullying.

I'm one of those people they warned you all about, saying '"Fear silent people" "slow poiiiison"

I suffered in my primary school.

My mom did buy me some books each holiday. Mostly story books and novels.

When school resumes, I take them to school to show my classmates.

One time, one bully begged me for two of the books, promising to give them back after reading them during the weekends.

From the purest part of my heart, I gave him the two.

After the weekend, I asked him about my books. At first he acted like he forgot to bring them.

I gave him time to bring them but he did not bring them.

One day, I asked him about it again after several failed attempts, and he said '' is it because of those rubbish books, my parents can buy them in hundreds"

"So did you borrow mine when they can buy them?" I shouted back.

He pushed me and said, "Will you beeat me if I don't bring them back?"

I cried, went to our teacher's table and reported the matter. The teacher told me off. I developed some hatred towards that teacher.

Omo, I cried and cried. It still hurts me today, whenever I come across his Facebook handle.

I moved on.

School Curriculum made it so that we read at least a novel or two each term in English and Igbo.

He was one of the first people that bought the novels for the term.

While we were on break, the class was almost empty. I took them and nobody noticed.
Some of the new ones on the teacher's desk are yet to be paid for. I grabbed three.

I hid them under my PE.

I went straight to the toilet, entered, and locked the door.

Took my time and tore all of them to pieces and thank Goodness its water system seat and pit below. I threw them in. This happened upto 18-19 years ago.

I felt okay.

I came back and joined others that were still playing.
We came back to class after break period, the teacher noticed that some of the new novels were gone.

In the middle of the search, the small dude noticed that his novels were gone too.

Nobody suspected me.
The key suspects were the notorious pickers in the class, aka "agafee ofuo"

I never for one day regretted my action.
"An eye for an eye"

If you get involved, you fit lose yours sef 😣☹

Ka odi 👋



Who get man this rainy season go think say the rest people nor serious with their lives.God dey oooo 😜😜😜
05/07/2024

Who get man this rainy season go think say the rest people nor serious with their lives.

God dey oooo 😜😜😜

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