I know a little about a lot of things. I'm a gunrunner by trade, but, as you can see, I've developed a certain niche.
Scorpio Girls
Oh, oh, oh what am I supposed to do?
She seems a nice girl but she is one too
What's going on? I can't understand it
Something went wrong, I'm a starsign magnet
I try to hide it but they just keep coming
Bad bitching babes get my guitar strumming
Every single time I get sucked these Scorpio Girls always seem to win
Scorpi-orpi-orpio Scorpio girls
Scorpi-orpi-orpios rocking my world
Scorpi-orpi-orpios every time
Those Scorpio Girls I'm a hungry enzyme
Thrice bitten, thrice shy but every time I'm a sucker
See a Scorpio
She'd seductive 'cause she's cool like a dipper
You get hot like a roskie and you're acting like a gripper
Better chill out like a monkey in a tree
Because she'll take your fins and throw you back in the sea
Ain't a love song but I just gotta sing it
Scorpio Girls sting it baby, sting it
Scorpi-orpi-orpio Scorpio girls
Scorpi-orpi-orpios rocking my world
Scorpi-orpi-orpios every time
Those Scorpio Girls I'm a hungry enzyme
They're bad, they're glad they're bad
Those girls I had, they made me sad, so mad
Acting like a fool, crazy about them 'cause they're cool, cool, cool
Spunky like a spunka she's got a lot of spunk
Think you want some of that Scorpio funk?
I do too, what am I supposed to do?
She seems a nice girl but she is one too
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You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth (Hot Summer Night)
On a hot summer night
Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Will he offer me his mouth?
Yes
Will he offer me his teeth?
Yes
Will he offer me his jaws?
Yes
Will he offer me his hunger?
Yes
Again, will he offer me his hunger?
Yes
And will he starve without me?
Yes
And does he love me?
Yes
Yes
On a hot summer night
Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Yes
I bet you to say that to all the boys
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The Man Who Sold the World
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago
Oh no, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world
I laughed and shook hand
And made my way back home
I searched for form and land
For years and years I roamed
I gazed a gazeless stare
We walked a million hills
I must have died alone
A long, long time ago
Who knows?
Not me
I never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world
Who knows?
Not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world
Thanks, that was a David Bowie song
What's next?
I didn't screw it up, did I?
Okay, but here's another one I could screw up
What is it?
Am I gonna do this by myself?
Yeah, he should do it by himself
Do it by yourself
Okay, well
I think I'll try it in a different key, I'll try it in a normal key
Yeah
If it sounds bad, these people are just gonna have to wait
Do you have a smoke?
Okay
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Comfortably Numb
Hello? (Hello? Hello? Hello?)
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?
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Leave My Girl Alone
You call my house all hours of the night
Let me tell you mister, that's a sure way to start a fight
Why don't you just go on, man, and leave my little girl alone
Lord, before I get evil, man, and go and do something wrong
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Strange Days
Strange days have found us
Strange days have tracked us down
They're going to destroy
Our casual joys
We shall go on playing or find a new town
Yeah!
Strange eyes fill strange rooms
Voices will signal their tired end
The hostess is grinning
Her guests sleep from sinning
Hear me talk of sin
And you know this is it
Yeah!
Strange days have found us
And through their strange hours
We linger alone
Bodies confused
Memories misused
As we run from the day
To a strange night of stone
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Rutten
[Howard Marks (Narrator)]: Now we've reached the hour of spliff politics. It's the time of the night when everyone knows who's got a spliff, and in which direction it's going. See Casey, in the hood? He doesn't know Herbie, the kid skimming up next to him. But to get a toke, he's got to start up some bullsh*t conversation, and keep it going, until he gets passed the spliff
[Casey]: Smells, like, so bad to me. Can't afford a bit of solid
[Marks]: Now look at Herbie's face. He knows what's up. He's just hoping Casey will run out of steam so that he can pass the spliff to his mate, Felix. But Casey's determined to keep on going
[Casey]: I grows my own sh*t, too
[Marks]: He's got to be clever, to get in there. Just a few more laps to go. Casey's doing well. He's using all his best anecdotes, and Herbie now seems quite engaged in the conversation. Felix is trying to get acknowledged
[Felix]: Yeah, man. F**king homegrown. ...homegrown
[Casey]: Yeah, man, that homegrown sh*t's good, man
[Marks]: But it's not working
[Felix]: Aah, I just remembered, man. Millsy's coming down next week with some tie. Go out and hoof it, man
[Marks]: Wow! Look at Casey's face! Now it looks like it's all been a waste of time and energy
[Casey]: Millsy? Millsy from Routh?
[Herbie]: Yeah!
[Marks]: But he counters!
[Casey]: Oh, I knows Millsy from down Silhouette
[Marks]: It's neck and neck here, at the last lap!
[girl]: Hello, my little space kitten
[Herbie]: F**king hell!
[girl]: Give us a toke on that
[Marks]: Boomshanka! An interception! But that's always the chance you take....
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I Like You in Velvet
There's a girl I simply dote on
She has no single flaw
A simple skirt and coat on
And a sailor hat of straw
Yet she looks more splendid
Than all the world today
She'll soon be my intended
Perhaps that's why I say
It's you I love
Not your frock, your hat, or your glove
I love you in velvet
I like you in plush
In satin you are just like your own lovely blush
Maybe you'll be in your ball-dress?
Or you, perhaps, I'll find
Dressed in your what-do-you-call dress?
Oh well, never mind...
It's you I love
Not your frock, your hat, or your glove
I love you in velvet
I like you in plush
In satin you are just like your own lovely blush
You're charming in silk
Or a plain woollen shawl
But darling, you're simply delightful
With nothing on at all!
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Rain Man
Yeah
Definitely
Definitely, definitely dope
Definitely
Definitely, K-Mart
Yeah, yeah
You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
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I Still Believe
I been in a cave
Forty days
Only a spark
To light my way
I wanna give out
I wanna give in
This is our crime
This is our sin
But I still believe
I still believe
Through the pain
And through the grief
Through the lies
Through the storms
Through the cries
And through the wars
Oh, I still believe
I still believe
Flat on my back
Out at sea
Hopin' these waves
Don't cover me
I'm turned and tossed
Upon the waves
When the darkness comes
I feel the grave
But I still believe
I still believe
Through the cold
And through the heat
Through the rain
And through the tears
Through the crowds
And through the cheers
Oh, I still believe
Oh, I still believe
I'll march this road
I'll climb this hill
Upon my knees
If I have to
I'll take my place
Upon this stage
I'll wait 'til the end of time
For you like everybody else
I'm out on my own
Walking the streets
Look at the faces
That I meet
I feel like I
Like I wanna go home
What do I feel?
What do I know?
But I still believe
Yes, I still believe
Through the shame
And through the grief
Through the heartache
Through the tears
Through the waiting
Through the years
For people like us
In places like this
We need all the hope
We can get
Oh, I still believe
And I still believe
Oh, I still believe
Oh, I still believe
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Tik Tok
Wake up in the morning
Feeling like P Diddy
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door
I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave,
Brush my teeth
With a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night,
I ain't coming back
I'm talking pedicure on our toes,
Trying on all our clothes,
Boys blowing up our phones,
Drop topping, playing our favorite cds
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy
Ohhh
Don't stop,
Make it prop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight,
Imma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock,
On the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Ohhh ohhh
Ain't got a care in world,
But got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket
But I'm already here
And now, the dudes are lining up
Cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look
Like Mick Jagger
I'm talking about - everybody getting crunk,
Boys trying to touch my junk,
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now - we go until they kick us out,
Or the police shut us down,
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us down
And
Don't stop, make it prop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight,
Imma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock,
On the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
You build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me
You build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up...
Now, the party don't start
'Til I walk in
Don't stop,
Make it prop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight,
Imma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock,
On the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Don't stop,
Make it prop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight,
Imma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock,
On the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Ohhh ohhhh
Ooohhh ohhhh
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By My Side
In the dark of the night
Those small hours
Uncertain and anxious
I need to call you
Rooms full of strangers
Some call me friends
But I wish you were so close to me
In the dark of night
Those small hours
I drift away
When I'm with you
In the dark of night
By my side
In the dark of night
By my side
I wish you were
I wish you were
Here comes the clown
His face in a wall
No window
No air at all
In the dark of night
Those faces they haunt me
But I wish you were
So close to me
In the dark of night
By my side
In the dark of night
By my side
I wish you were
I wish you were
In the dark of night
By my side
In the dark of night
By my side
I wish you were
I wish you were
In the dark of night
Those faces they haunt me
But I wish you were
So close to me
Yes, I wish you were
By my side
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Voice of the Voiceless
You be tha spark
That set tha prairie fires on
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Borracho
Another cup, I run amuck, I see a chick and I only wanna...
Drink after drink, I slowly sink, she runs away from me says
"Damn your breath stinks"
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Two Suns in the Sunset
In my rear view mirror the sun is going down
Sinking behind bridges in the road
And I think of all the good things
That we have left undone
And I suffer premonitions
Confirm suspicions
Of the holocaust to come.
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