I know a little about a lot of things. I'm a gunrunner by trade, but, as you can see, I've developed a certain niche.
Scorpio Girls
Oh, oh, oh what am I supposed to do?
She seems a nice girl but she is one too
What's going on? I can't understand it
Something went wrong, I'm a starsign magnet
I try to hide it but they just keep coming
Bad bitching babes get my guitar strumming
Every single time I get sucked these Scorpio Girls always seem to win
Scorpi-orpi-orpio Scorpio girls
Scorpi-orpi-orpios rocking my world
Scorpi-orpi-orpios every time
Those Scorpio Girls I'm a hungry enzyme
Thrice bitten, thrice shy but every time I'm a sucker
See a Scorpio
She'd seductive 'cause she's cool like a dipper
You get hot like a roskie and you're acting like a gripper
Better chill out like a monkey in a tree
Because she'll take your fins and throw you back in the sea
Ain't a love song but I just gotta sing it
Scorpio Girls sting it baby, sting it
Scorpi-orpi-orpio Scorpio girls
Scorpi-orpi-orpios rocking my world
Scorpi-orpi-orpios every time
Those Scorpio Girls I'm a hungry enzyme
They're bad, they're glad they're bad
Those girls I had, they made me sad, so mad
Acting like a fool, crazy about them 'cause they're cool, cool, cool
Spunky like a spunka she's got a lot of spunk
Think you want some of that Scorpio funk?
I do too, what am I supposed to do?
She seems a nice girl but she is one too
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You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth (Hot Summer Night)
On a hot summer night
Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Will he offer me his mouth?
Yes
Will he offer me his teeth?
Yes
Will he offer me his jaws?
Yes
Will he offer me his hunger?
Yes
Again, will he offer me his hunger?
Yes
And will he starve without me?
Yes
And does he love me?
Yes
Yes
On a hot summer night
Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Yes
I bet you to say that to all the boys
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The Man Who Sold the World
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago
Oh no, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world
I laughed and shook hand
And made my way back home
I searched for form and land
For years and years I roamed
I gazed a gazeless stare
We walked a million hills
I must have died alone
A long, long time ago
Who knows?
Not me
I never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world
Who knows?
Not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world
Thanks, that was a David Bowie song
What's next?
I didn't screw it up, did I?
Okay, but here's another one I could screw up
What is it?
Am I gonna do this by myself?
Yeah, he should do it by himself
Do it by yourself
Okay, well
I think I'll try it in a different key, I'll try it in a normal key
Yeah
If it sounds bad, these people are just gonna have to wait
Do you have a smoke?
Okay
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Comfortably Numb
Hello? (Hello? Hello? Hello?)
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?
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Leave My Girl Alone
You call my house all hours of the night
Let me tell you mister, that's a sure way to start a fight
Why don't you just go on, man, and leave my little girl alone
Lord, before I get evil, man, and go and do something wrong
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Strange Days
Strange days have found us
Strange days have tracked us down
They're going to destroy
Our casual joys
We shall go on playing or find a new town
Yeah!
Strange eyes fill strange rooms
Voices will signal their tired end
The hostess is grinning
Her guests sleep from sinning
Hear me talk of sin
And you know this is it
Yeah!
Strange days have found us
And through their strange hours
We linger alone
Bodies confused
Memories misused
As we run from the day
To a strange night of stone
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Rutten
[Howard Marks (Narrator)]: Now we've reached the hour of spliff politics. It's the time of the night when everyone knows who's got a spliff, and in which direction it's going. See Casey, in the hood? He doesn't know Herbie, the kid skimming up next to him. But to get a toke, he's got to start up some bullsh*t conversation, and keep it going, until he gets passed the spliff
[Casey]: Smells, like, so bad to me. Can't afford a bit of solid
[Marks]: Now look at Herbie's face. He knows what's up. He's just hoping Casey will run out of steam so that he can pass the spliff to his mate, Felix. But Casey's determined to keep on going
[Casey]: I grows my own sh*t, too
[Marks]: He's got to be clever, to get in there. Just a few more laps to go. Casey's doing well. He's using all his best anecdotes, and Herbie now seems quite engaged in the conversation. Felix is trying to get acknowledged
[Felix]: Yeah, man. F**king homegrown. ...homegrown
[Casey]: Yeah, man, that homegrown sh*t's good, man
[Marks]: But it's not working
[Felix]: Aah, I just remembered, man. Millsy's coming down next week with some tie. Go out and hoof it, man
[Marks]: Wow! Look at Casey's face! Now it looks like it's all been a waste of time and energy
[Casey]: Millsy? Millsy from Routh?
[Herbie]: Yeah!
[Marks]: But he counters!
[Casey]: Oh, I knows Millsy from down Silhouette
[Marks]: It's neck and neck here, at the last lap!
[girl]: Hello, my little space kitten
[Herbie]: F**king hell!
[girl]: Give us a toke on that
[Marks]: Boomshanka! An interception! But that's always the chance you take....
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