The Shamelessly Basic Cafe

11/01/2025

Busy night last night. Bruce crapped (brain dead) out yesterday (back now) and Diane is out tonight (brain not work). BUT WE ARE STILL STANDING!! STILL OPEN TONIGHT!!

4 pm to 7 pm. GAME ON!

09/01/2025

The most shameless menu post of all time!

06/01/2025

Home grown strawberries. Our dream to grow things locally takes a significant step forward. Some big changes coming. The dream of a 4km meal is built in small steps.

03/01/2025

Sitting in the cabnet today, all designed to cheer an otherwise slightly cloudy moody day.

03/01/2025

Friday night, the worlds most famous fish and chip night is happening tonight! 4pm to 7pm every night till we drop.

Where even is the shamelessly basic cafe? What are their reviews like? https://maps.app.goo.gl/wx2EaHvgLvXH3AK3A Why does this image come up on google maps when it turns out it was someone reviewing the wrong place and we don't have that dish? These are all deep deep questions for 2025.

★★★★★ · Takeout Restaurant

31/12/2024

You should really eat fish and chips for dinner for the rest of the year.

31/12/2024

We are open today and tonight. Lots available tomorrow. Something to sooth the stomach and head. More photos to come. Fish n chips plus new options tonight.

28/12/2024

We are so shameless we are just sharing the camps post about camp stuff. Still they did use some of the cafes photo's. We are open

EVERY NIGHT to 7pm till we drop (possibly not new years day let's see how we go for that one).

24/12/2024

WE ARE OPEN TONIGHT! 4pm to 7pm

And yes the bad dad jokes are coming back. I missed them but then I got sighted in. Kai Iwi Beach Holiday Park roll up we are open to all.

22/12/2024

We are open everyday but Christmas until further notice. Can't see us working new years day mind (TBA).

We have new things like baked goodies, rolls etc. Roll up the driveway of the camp we are open to the public. Take fish and chips down the beach or enjoy them in our seated areas. Bonus we sell ice cream, fizzy, lollies and chippies,

We service Fish and Chips, ice cream, lollies and cold drinks and other shamelessly good things.

22/12/2024

Trying out a new image, any feedback? What is lacks in basic it makes up for in shamelessness.

21/12/2024

Kitchen is all sorted so we back in business Fri/Sat/Sunday!

20/12/2024

We are open 5-7pm tonight, tomorrow and Sunday 9.30 - 2pm.

Keep and eye on the page as we'll be posting our new summer hours in the next couple of days 👍

10/12/2024

We are not running this weekend.

Just got a new commercial oven now we need to pull the place to bits and get it all ready for SUMMER MADNESS! Expect changes in the menu, hours, music, singing, displays etc.

So by all means call in or ring to make an order, just understand we are closed and it will be a waste of time.

01/11/2024

Reviews show the Shamelessly Basic Cafe "Is Good Enough."
Open Friday / Saturday (5pm to 7pm) and Sunday (9am to 2pm).

27/10/2024

Feeling peckish?

For a limited time, we have Bacon and Egg Butties for $12.00 and Kids' Belgium Waffles for $8.50.

Get them while they last!

24/10/2024

Labour Weekend is almost upon us, so we'll shamelessly change our hours to suit:

Friday 25th 5.00 pm - 7.00 pm
Saturday 26th 11.00 am - 7.00 pm
Sunday 27th 9.30 am - 7.00 pm

26/09/2024

Tonight we are open as usual. Tomorrow we are closed as we are doing a wedding. Yup we do weddings, and not just fish and chips but all the good stuff. Best we get some photos.