Kitschen Witch Charcuterie

Kitschen Witch Charcuterie Charcuterie delivery & catering in Albuquerque. Gluten free, vegetarian, vegan accommodated happily!
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"Can you make a diabetic friendly charcuterie box?"You bet your sweet, cheese loving behind I can! (After a couple hours...
04/10/2023

"Can you make a diabetic friendly charcuterie box?"

You bet your sweet, cheese loving behind I can! (After a couple hours of research, that is)

• Whole wheat multigrain crackers
• Parmesan whisps
• Apples
• Strawberries
• Blueberries
• Dried nectarines
• Envy & Granny Smith apples
• Mozzarella layered with fresh basil
• Camzola
• Cajun cheddar
• Whiskey cheddar
• Fig goat cheese
• Lemon honey goat cheese
• Honey washed goat gouda
• Herbed gouda
• Low sodium, low nitrate turkey breast
• Low sodium, low nitrate chicken breast
• No sugar added strawberry jam
• Keto honey substitute
• Spicy brown mustard
• Hershey's special dark chocolate kisses

When a standard box and a vegan box and a gluten free box ALL really love each other...A gluten & dairy free box with me...
04/09/2023

When a standard box and a vegan box and a gluten free box ALL really love each other...

A gluten & dairy free box with meat happens!

• Winter truffle cashew milk cheese
• Sundried tomato cashew milk cheese
• Chive and onion cashew milk cheese
• Un-Brie-Lievable
• Vegan super bleu
• Plant based gouda
• Cashew milk blueberry goats milk style cheese
• Garlic and herb gluten free vegan crackers
• Sopressetta
• Copa
• Salami
• Prosciutto
• Garlic stuffed olives
• Rosemary walnuts
• Honey roasted nut mix
• Oat milk dark chocolate mints
• Red & D'Anjou pears
• Strawberries
• Blackberries
• Raspberries
• Dried cranberries
• Dijon mustard
• Chile infused honey
• Tahitian vanilla and pineapple jam
• Fresh basil from my plant
• Rosemary sprigs

SALE SALE SALE!!!This weekend ONLY I'm running a $5 off sale on vegan charcuterie boxes!I have an assortment of plant & ...
04/07/2023

SALE SALE SALE!!!

This weekend ONLY I'm running a $5 off sale on vegan charcuterie boxes!

I have an assortment of plant & cashew based cheeses, oat milk chocolates, vegan & gluten free crackers, and PLENTY of fresh fruits and veggies.

$30 vegan boxes!!!

Okay! Finshed my first (of DEFINITELY many to come) visit to The Mouse Hole and I managed to compromise and stay in my b...
03/30/2023

Okay! Finshed my first (of DEFINITELY many to come) visit to The Mouse Hole and I managed to compromise and stay in my budget. I got:

L'Art Orange & Lavender Gouda (4oz)
Moon Rabbit Cheddar bathed in chartreuse (4oz)
Ubriaco Pinot Russo rosè soaked cow's milk cheese wrapped in rose petals (4oz)
Le Pico goat's milk brie (3.5oz - NOT for sharing!)
Pineapple & Tahitian Vanilla jam

If you want to try one of the new FAWWWNCY cheeses, hit me up for a box and I'll make sure you get some of this awesomeness in your mouth!

You know it's a good morning when you wake up to a phone call from a perfect stranger asking you to make her day by deli...
03/30/2023

You know it's a good morning when you wake up to a phone call from a perfect stranger asking you to make her day by delivering a charcuterie box to her at work! 9:30am and my hands were building a box by 10am and THAT'S a great way to start my day.

The challenge? Low FODMAP charcuterie boardThe constraints? Many including, no apples, no pears, no garlic, no soft chee...
03/27/2023

The challenge? Low FODMAP charcuterie board

The constraints? Many including, no apples, no pears, no garlic, no soft cheeses (except brie and camembert for some reason), no honey, no gluten, etc...

The contenders:
• Aged hardened goat's milk cheese
• 5 Year Aged cheddar
• Habanero tequila cheddar
• baby swiss
• raspberry ale belvatino
• Mozzarella
• triple cream brie
• gluten free crisps
• strawberries
• blackberries
• dried cranberries
• golden nectar honey substitute
Plus other standard goodies!

Did you know that in addition to keeping a supply of gluten free crackers in stock, I also carefully check all my other ...
03/27/2023

Did you know that in addition to keeping a supply of gluten free crackers in stock, I also carefully check all my other ingredients for gluten presence AND I keep any cheeses, chocolate, and nuts that do contain gluten separate from my other ingredients?

I am not a gluten free or nut free kitchen, obviously, but I take your dietary needs and allergies seriously and work hard to not get you sick!

Heck y'all, if you have a food you just DON'T LIKE, you just gotta let me know.

I want charcuterie to be accessible to EVERYONE and that means making sure your box is safe and tasty for your preferences and needs!

I was so blessed to be hired to cater the wedding of Anna & Wes. Loved being a part of their joyous day and making sure ...
03/26/2023

I was so blessed to be hired to cater the wedding of Anna & Wes. Loved being a part of their joyous day and making sure everyone had SO MUCH delicious food!

A couple amazing photos taken by Kit Kombat showcasing a standard box and a gluten free box with several food allergies....
03/26/2023

A couple amazing photos taken by Kit Kombat showcasing a standard box and a gluten free box with several food allergies. I am happy to accommodate all dietary needs and special requests!

03/26/2023

What am I working with this week?

Here's a list of my current ingredients!

Prosciutto
Capicola
Salami
Sopressetta
Pepperoni

Herbed Gouda
Three chili pepper Gouda
Heart of Gorgonzola (very limited supply)
Cave aged blue cheese
Brie
Wee brie
Marinated mozzarella balls
Plain goat cheese
Fig goat cheese
Jalapeno honey goat cheese (very limited supply)
Herb & garlic goat cheese
Lemon and honey goat cheese
Drunken goat
Habanero tequila cheddar
5 year aged white cheddar
Irish cheddar (limited supply)
Raspberry ale belvatino
Baby Swiss (limited supply)
Havarti
Garlic Herb Boursin bites
Whipped cream cheese

Bleu sheese stuffed olives
Garlic stuffed olives
Garlic basil olives (limited supply)
Peppercinos

Granny Smith apples
Envy apples
Raspberries
Blackberries
Blueberries
Strawberries
Green table grapes

Cherry tomatoes
Baby bell peppers

Ghirardelli squares
Andes mints
Hershey's Special Dark Kisses
Chocolate covered espresso beans (very limited supply)

Honey roasted nut mix
Honey roasted pecans
Garlic and herb cashews (very limited supply)

Dried Turkish apricots
Dried cranberries

Wheat Thins
Garlic butter Ritz
Club crackers
Toast points
Gluten-free vegan Mediterranean herb crackers
Gluten-free thin crisps
Gluten-free sea salt crackers

Dijon mustard
Spicy brown mustard

Raspberry preserves
Fig Preserves
Lemon curd
Apricot orange conserve
Whipped honey with lemon

Chile infused honey
Regular honey
Keto honey substitute

Address

Albuquerque, NM
87106

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 11pm
Tuesday 10am - 11pm
Wednesday 10am - 11pm
Thursday 10am - 11pm
Friday 10am - 11pm
Saturday 10am - 11pm
Sunday 10am - 11pm

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