04/05/2025
I'm 37, single, and it's all my mom's fault! She's made my life a HELL! I was sick of her over-the-top "care," but the worst part? She ruined my love life. She scared off EVERY single guy I ever dated. None of them were ever "good enough." But then Theo came along. I felt it — he was the one. So, I didn't want my mom to find out.
I invited Theo over. Candles, wine, pie — it was perfect. We were talking, getting closer... when suddenly, I heard someone SNEEZE. No. Way. I open the closet — and there she is. My MOM! I was horrified. Furious.
"I had to see him for myself," she says and then hands him a piece of paper. Theo looks at me, confused. I grab the note, read it, and just freeze from embarrassment. "RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER?!"
Me: "Mom, are you insane?!"
Theo: "I… I think I should go."
When he left, my heart was in pieces. I was sure I'd never see him again. But days later, there's a knock on the door. I open it and see Theo with flowers! God, if only I knew that moment wouldn't last long…
Me: "So where are we going, honey?"
Theo: "I need to tell you something… Uh… would you mind if I asked YOUR MOM out on a date?"
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