12/23/2024
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas (Jeep Life)
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the barn
Not a Jeep was stirring, not even an alarm;
The stockings were hung by the finders with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The gladiators were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of bead locks danced in their heads;
And mamma in her jeep gear, and I in my cap,
Had just settled the engines for a long winter's nap,
When out on the rocks there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the barn I flew like a flash,
Tore open the door and through up the cash…
Merry Christmas from Why Knot Venue