12/07/2023
"Hey Santa, hope you're doing well up there in the North Pole! This Christmas, I've got a few requests for you. Firstly, can you consider updating your GPS coordinates? My chimney might need a 'Santa-friendly label because I'm pretty sure it's been mistaken for a yoga mat or a ventilation shaft lately.
Also, while you're busy spreading cheer, could you sprinkle a little extra magic on my wish list? I mean, I've tried my best to be good this year, but let's be real—'good' is a relative term. How about rewarding all those 'good-ish' moments? I promise I'll leave extra cookies... gluten-free, of course!
Oh, and one last thing—can you help a buddy out and give the reindeer some extra carrots? I hear Rudolph might need a boost for his red-nose flights. Thanks a sleigh-load, Santa! Wishing you a fantastic holiday season filled with joy, laughter, and maybe a little less chimney yoga!"
