We Love Keytar Bear

12/10/2024

Why does it hurt when you bite your lip by accident
But doesn't hurt when you you bite your lip on purpose and
why are your lip biting right now 🤔

12/09/2024

Is it just me or are they are literally making pizza without sauce anymore these days

12/07/2024

Be yourself
Everybody is taken 😃

12/06/2024

12/06/2024

Keytarbear: the baddest of the baddest the coolest of the cool
Don't blink you might miss something!

12/05/2024

Who is Keytarbear

12/05/2024

Make memories make friends make ends meet its gonna be a long winter

12/05/2024

That's me when I was a kid

12/05/2024

Thoughts

12/03/2024

"Like a Rhinstone cowboy"
bet you don't know the rest of the words

12/03/2024

Here are the top 10 things parents complain about when you're home for the holidays

1.when you go out you stay out too late

2.When you don't go out they complain you're home all the time

3.When you eat they say you're eating all the food

4.When you don't eat they say you are getting skinny waisting all the food

5.When you answer they say you're being sarcastic

6.When you don't answer they say you're being disrespectful

7.When you add wood to the fireplace they say it's too hot you're gonna burn the house down

8.When you don't add wood they have you go out and split logs all afternoon

9.when you sleep they say what are you depressed get up and do something

10..when you don't sleep they say you're keeping them up get off your phone

12/01/2024

Hello

11/30/2024

One of my favorites

11/28/2024

Ok now let's hurry up and get this Thanksgiving s**t wrapped up because Walmart is opening at midnite

11/26/2024

When you come over for the holiday restrictions

No Opening the fridge
No Talking politics
No logging into Onlyfans
No Checking the medicine cabinet
No Putting extra wood in the fire place
No Feet on the furniture
No Clogging the toilet
No loosing the TV remote
No suitcases

11/26/2024

Especially walking behind one of you

11/26/2024

When you take a picture this far it makes it look like you are scared of Keytarbears

11/25/2024

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