Grand Country Music Hall

04/01/2025

Don’t miss the all-new Comedy Jamboree Experience starring Andy Parks! 3pm today!

03/31/2025

New South Gospel is hosting Area Appreciation: April 3, 10, 17 & 24, 2025. Residents of Southwest Missouri and Northwest Arkansas are invited to see the show for a special $10 rate. Show time is Thursday at 3pm. Call 417-335-2484 or www.GrandCountryLiveMusic.com

03/31/2025

This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way.

The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.

The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.

The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I couldn't stop talking!

03/30/2025

Ozarks Country returns tonight at 7pm!

03/28/2025

Branson Country USA: Friday, March 28, 2025 at 10:30pm

This week we welcome
Terry Johnson as
Willie Nelson
Legends In Concert

Upcoming Guests
Friday, April 4, 2025
Mary Lou Turner
Star of the Grand Ole Opry

Friday, April 11, 2025
Route 3 Bluegrass
Bluegrass Superpickers

Friday, April 18, 2025
Willie Nash
Ray On My Mind
Sun Theatre

Friday, April 25, 2025
Todd Bradshaw as Kenny Chesney
Legends In Concert

www.GrandCountryLiveMusic.com

03/27/2025

New South Gospel returns today with an all-new show for 2025! Show time is 3pm!

03/26/2025

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Email from Grand Country Music Hall Branson Country USA guest star: Terry Johnson as Willie Nelson! Grand Country Music Hall News - March 26, 2025 Branson Country USA: Friday, March 28, 2025 This week

03/26/2025

Final dress rehearsal for New South Gospel. Opening day tomorrow at 3pm!

03/26/2025

03/24/2025

The elderly pastor was searching his closet for his collar before church one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he found a small box containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills.

He called his wife into the closet to ask her about the box and its contents. Embarrassed, she admitted having hidden the box there for their entire 30 years of marriage. Disappointed and hurt, the pastor asked her, "WHY?"

The wife replied that she hadn't wanted to hurt his feelings. He asked her how the box could have hurt his feelings. She said that every time during their marriage that he had delivered a poor sermon, she had placed an egg in the box.

The pastor felt that 3 poor sermons in 30 years was certainly nothing to feel bad about, so he asked her what the $100 was for.

She replied, "Each time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them to the neighbours for $1."

03/21/2025

Branson Country USA: Friday, March 21, 2025 at 10:30pm

This week we welcome
Presley Puig
Local Country Music Artist

Upcoming Guests
Friday, March 28, 2025
Terry Johnson as Willie Nelson
Legends In Concert

Friday, April 4, 2025
Mary Lou Turner
Star of the Grand Ole Opry

Friday, April 11, 2025
Route 3 Bluegrass
Bluegrass Superpickers

Friday, April 18, 2025
Willie Nash
Ray On My Mind
Sun Theatre

Friday, April 25, 2025
Todd Bradshaw as Kenny Chesney
Legends In Concert

www.GrandCountryLiveMusic.com

03/19/2025

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Email from Grand Country Music Hall Branson Country USA guest star: Presley Puig! Grand Country Music Hall News - March 19, 2025 Branson Country USA: Friday, March 21, 2025 This week we welcome Presle

03/17/2025

There were two evil Irish brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their way from the public eye. They even attended the same church and looked to be perfect Christians:

Then, their pastor retired, and a new one was hired. Not only could he see right through the brothers’ deception, but he also spoke well and true, and the church started to swell in numbers.

A fundraising campaign was started to build a new assembly.

All of a sudden, one of the brothers died.

The remaining brother sought out the new pastor the day before the funeral and handed him a check for the amount needed to finish paying for the new building.

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“I have only one condition,” he said. “At his funeral, you must say my brother was a saint.”

The pastor gave his word and deposited the check.

The next day at the funeral, the pastor did not hold back. “He was an evil man,” he said. “He cheated on his wife and abused his family.”

After going on in this vein for a short time, he concluded with…

“But, compared to his brother, he was a saint.”

03/17/2025

03/16/2025

Ozarks Gospel returns today at 2pm with an all-new show for 2025! Make your reservations now!!

03/14/2025

Ozarks Gospel returns this Sunday at 2pm with an all-new show for 2025! Make your reservations now!!