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The Accountability Act
An Act to establish legal mechanisms for transparency, enforce responsibility among public and private entities, and ensure redress of grievances through lawful means.
SECTION 1. TITLE
This Act may be cited as the "Accountability Act of 2025."
SECTION 2. PURPOSE AND FINDINGS
(a) Purpose.
The purpose of this Act is to:
β’ Establish clear standards for accountability in government, corporate, and institutional conduct;
β’ Create lawful avenues for individuals and communities to file grievances and obtain remedies;
β’ Ensure transparency of decisions affecting the public interest;
β’ Protect whistleblowers and truth-tellers from retaliation;
β’ Affirm that all authority is derived from the people and that those in power are stewards, not sovereigns.
(b) Findings.
Congress (or Sovereign Assembly, if preferred) finds that:
β’ A lack of transparency erodes public trust;
β’ Historic abuses of power have gone unaccounted for, contributing to systemic injustice;
β’ Mechanisms for accountability must be independent, accessible, and enforceable;
β’ The health of a just society relies on ethical conduct and lawful redress.
SECTION 3. DEFINITIONS
As used in this Act:
β’ Accountability means the obligation of individuals or entities in positions of power to answer for their actions, particularly when they affect the public.
β’ Grievance means a formal complaint submitted by a person or community alleging harm, neglect, or misconduct.
β’ Oversight Body refers to any independent board, tribunal, or commission established under this Act to investigate and enforce accountability.
β’ Public Entity includes any government agency, contractor, elected official, or organization receiving public funds.
SECTION 4. ESTABLISHMENT OF NATIONAL OVERSIGHT BODY
(a) Creation.
There is hereby established an independent Office of Public Accountability (OPA).
(b) Powers and Duties.
The OPA shall:
β’ Receive and investigate grievances;
β’ Issue subpoenas for documents or testimony;
β’ Hold public hearings;
β’ Refer cases for prosecution or restorative resolution;
β’ Publish quarterly reports.
(c) Independence.
The OPA shall operate free from political interference. Commissioners shall be nominated through a transparent, multi-sectoral selection process and serve staggered terms.
SECTION 5. PUBLIC RIGHT TO FILE GRIEVANCES
(a) Standing.
Any individual, collective, or recognized community may file a grievance under this Act.
(b) Accessibility.
Filing processes shall be made available in multiple formats, languages, and accessible to persons with disabilities, with no fee.
(c) Timeliness.
Grievances must be acknowledged within 14 calendar days, and a formal response issued within 90 days unless extended for cause.
SECTION 6. WHISTLEBLOWER PROTECTIONS
(a) Protection from Retaliation.
Any person who discloses information in good faith regarding wrongdoing shall be protected from retaliation, including job loss, harassment, or civil penalties.
(b) Confidentiality.
Whistleblowers may remain anonymous unless disclosure is legally required and consent is given.
SECTION 7. ACCOUNTABILITY MEASURES
(a) Enforceable Penalties.
The OPA may refer egregious or willful misconduct to federal or independent courts for:
β’ Civil fines;
β’ Removal from office;
β’ Mandated restitution or reparation.
(b) Restorative Justice Option.
Where appropriate, the OPA may recommend community-based, restorative justice processes in lieu of punitive measures.
SECTION 8. TRANSPARENCY REQUIREMENTS
All public entities must:
β’ Publish decisions, contracts, and funding allocations in a public registry;
β’ Maintain accessible public meeting records;
β’ Respond to public information requests within 30 days.
SECTION 9. IMPLEMENTATION AND FUNDING
(a) Funding.
Funds shall be appropriated from the General Budget and supplemented by voluntary contributions, fines collected, or public grants.
(b) Timeline.
This Act shall be fully implemented within 12 months of its enactment.
SECTION 10. SEVERABILITY
If any provision of this Act is found to be invalid or unconstitutional, the remaining sections shall not be affected and shall remain in full force.
SECTION 11. EFFECTIVE DATE
This Act shall take effect immediately upon passage and apply retroactively to the extent necessary to remedy prior harms where feasible.
Duly enacted by EyΙ
Signed this day June 24th 2025
By: Madam Satan Whistledown; Governess; 3rd Ward Boss
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