05/30/2025
🎉 Welcome to the Fatso Hard Kitchen Experience! 🎉
Swipe through our wild, twisted Midwestern cuisine with a Southern kiss – perfect for your next corporate event, team lunch, or "let's pretend we're working" meeting. 😏
👉 Slide 1: Dumpling dreams are made in our kitchen! When we’re with family, we bring the flavor and the fun.
👉 Slide 2: Caught in the act—Chef Dubz always cooking, always snacking. Because loving food is a full-time job. 🍴
👉 Slide 3: Presentation matters. Would you pay yourself to plate your own food? We would. (And so should you!)
👉 Slide 4: Our oysters? Shells slurped, plates licked. No judgment zone.
👉 Slide 5: Frank’s RedHot? We put that $ #!t on everything. Even on your boss’s bland email threads. 🔥
👉 Slide 6: Fancy bites for fancy folks. We cater the way we eat: extra.
👉 Slide 7: Not just a meal, an ENTIRE experience.
👉 Slide 8: Country cultured, city bred. Who says you can’t have both?
👉 Slide 9: When you say you’ll do it, and then you actually do it. (Yes, we deliver!)
👉 Slide 10: Wine not? We do tastings, too!
👉 Slide 11: Eating, feeding, traveling—PERIOD. That’s the FHK lifestyle.
👉 Slide 12-14: Chef Dubz out here living her best life, fresh air, right hair, and all the vibes. Sometimes you gotta show out so the people know!
👉 Slide 15: Grape stomping? Baby, that’s putting your foot in it—literally.
👉 Slide 16-18: Cute cows, zebras, and vineyard scenes. Sometimes you admire your food from a distance… but not for long. 😋
Ready to upgrade your next office event? Book today and get a taste of the twisted Midwest with a Southern kiss.
📅 Our FHK Quick Orders require a 3 day turn around for delivery/pickup.
💻 Go to https://fatsohardkitchen.com to place your order.
(P.S. We’re closed June 14th – 17th, so plan ahead! 😉)
👇 Tell us which dish you’d want at your next company meeting!