06/13/2024
This is to funny!
IF PHOTOGRAPHERS TREATED THEIR CLIENTS THE WAY ADOBE TREATS PHOTOGRAPHERS
1. You lay down on the floor in the middle of a big event and refuse to move. When asked if you are alright, you answer by saying, "No. I encountered an unexpected problem and I had to shut down.”
2. Every so often, you refuse to save clients’ images.
“Missy, do you have our images?
“My ability to save your images, or anything really, has been disabled."
“What do you mean, “disabled?”
“Did you not hear me? What do you mean you can’t save these?”
“WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING ME?”
“Shhhh. I am being unresponsive.”
3. While photographing a newborn, you seize up like a statue the minute you get down on the floor.
“Hey, do you know why the photographer isn’t moving? Is she having a stroke?”
“No, pretty sure she’s frozen.”
4. While a client is giving you a long list of requests, you hold your hand up and say, “I’m sorry. My brain has run out of storage space. It’s full and there simply is no more room. I haven’t the head space required to perform these tasks.”
5. You don’t show up at a scheduled wedding and take a nap instead. When the client calls to find out where the heck you are, you tell them you "crashed unexpectedly."
and last but certainly not least…
6. You tell all your clients that by choosing you, they agree to let you come into their home, rifle through their personal things, and use whatever you want in any way you want.
When they get upset, you tell them they don’t understand, it’s just legal stuff and you “probably” won’t ever do it.
