Father Mullet

11/07/2024

I’m pro-life
of the party

08/21/2024

This one’s for all the haters. Seek god

08/20/2024

Surprise! I’m in the finals of the USA Mullet Championships! Vote for me so I can win and then collab with Ziegler Winery on a limited edition MULLET CHAMP wine, they don’t know yet.

07/29/2024

Goooooold medal RECHERCHE

🤩 We're still riding high on the incredible news of our White Diamante winning BEST OF CLASS and DOUBLE GOLD....but the celebration doesn't stop there!

We're thrilled to announce that we were awarded another ✨3✨ GOLD MEDALS from the Minnesota Grape Growers Association’s International Cold Climate Wine Competition!

🏆 LaCrescent Oaked
🏆 Recherche
🏆 Brianna

Three fantastic wines, three shining golds. We're beyond proud of our team for creating these exceptional bottles. Let's raise a glass to success! 🥂

07/28/2024

Some of you know I used to work at Ziegler Winery. Now they have wines that have been crowned CHAMPION in their class. It is imperative that you click this link and vote for me so I can join them in the champions circle so they’ll finally allow me to show up unannounced and bless all their grapes when they aren’t looking

https://www.mulletchamp.com/mullets/tyler-mortier-father-mullet/

We're feeling 🍇 GRAPE 🍇 and bursting with pride!

🏅 Our *White Diamante* has been awarded BEST OF CLASS and a DOUBLE GOLD MEDAL in the Frontenac Blanc category at the Minnesota Grape Growers Association’s International Cold Climate Wine Competition!

Going up against top-notch competition, this incredible achievement is a testament to our dedication and passion for crafting exceptional wines with 100% Wisconsin grapes. We’re popping corks with excitement!

07/24/2024

I implore you all to come visit Pigfest 2025. We are quadrupling our coverage

07/16/2024

I’m currently at number 28. I bless you all every goddamn day now it’s time to bless me with your vote

07/10/2024

Help me make it to the 2nd round this year, I deserve it

I originally cut my hair into a mullet in 2012 to p**s off my boss at Jimmy John’s, nobody cared. I kept it through the summer playing rugby sevens and I fell in love with being nice and cool on top but feeling my luscious locks sway in the breeze as I ran down the pitch. I have kept it ever since...

07/04/2024

Woke up today and wasn’t British 💯 Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

04/09/2024

I heard Fond du Lac School District wouldn’t let their students look at the sun yesterday for the rare solar eclipse event. What’s next? They gonna tell us that sniffing gas is bad too? End this tyranny

03/31/2024

Easter Fact. The original Easter Hare used to judge children like Santa Claus, so only well-behaved children would receive treats. This is a tradition we must resurrect like our Lord, because all y’all du***ss rude kids deserve an empty basket. Happy Easter. Amen.

12/26/2023

Never forget

Someone please come get their pastor

12/23/2023

When people ask how I stay so fre$h 👀

12/15/2023

I have extra space in these robes, let’s get one of you a free plane ride