02/05/2025
“It’s time to make history again.
, Cleveland’s waiting. Read the letter. Share the message. Let’s run it back. ”
Who’s with me 🤯
Dear ,
After long and careful thought, I’ve reached a conclusion—we need you back in Cleveland.
With the trade deadline looking like a heated game of UNO, players are shuffled left and right. But one thing is crystal clear: you and deserve to make history together in The Land.
Let’s not waste time—we can move a few pieces if we have to.
(Yes, , I’m looking at you and your “adventurous” free throws. That could haunt us in a Game 7. Maybe a little time off the bench will light a fire—just until we’re hitting 90% or better. No hard feelings, it’s all love.)
Now, hear me out, . Here’s the dream lineup:
• At the 5: – A spruced-up Tristan Thompson with a splash of Dennis Rodman energy.
• At the 4: – A sniper, because we need a proven championship-caliber shooter who can go off like he’ll switch teams at any moment.
• At the 3: YOU, – Your natural position, where you dominate like your hairline—fading when we least expect it but always making a comeback.
• At the 2: – Ready to become the best shooting guard you’ve ever played with. (Yes, even better than —with you and KD guiding him.)
• At the 1: – Because why not? The father-son alley-oop connection on live TV? That’s history waiting to happen.
And if we need to make moves? We can get creative—four-way trades, swaps, whatever it takes.
, , —no disrespect, it’s just business.
We’ll even consider in the right deal. (Gotta kee everyone fresh and injury-free, you know? Anybody can go though—maybe even you.) (216 month)
