Arnold's Florist of HOMER

08/16/2024

"Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud." — Maya Angelou

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Sending summer out in COLOR.
💜Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🩵Blooming with Color Since 1893 🍉
💚Featured Fresh Florals: Prettiest Purple Bouquet 🩷
💛Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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08/15/2024

😆. What do you call a rainbow that’s good at math?
😂 A prism!

💜🩵💚💛🧡❤️
Sending summer out in COLOR.
💜Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🩵Blooming with Color Since 1893 🍉
💚Featured Fresh Florals: Purple Perfection Bouquet 🩷
💛Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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08/14/2024

"August is the border between summer and autumn; it is the most beautiful month I know." — Tove Jansson

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Sending summer out in COLOR.
💜Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🩵Blooming with Color Since 1893 🍉
💚Featured Fresh Florals: Luxurious Purple Bouquet 🩷
💛Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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08/14/2024

08/12/2024

😄 Why don’t seashells take baths?

Because they wash up on the beach. 😂

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Exquisite Beauty Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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08/11/2024

😄 Did you hear about the dog who wears a swimsuit?

Apparently, it looks quite fetching. 😂

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Mosaic of Love Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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08/10/2024

😄 Where do birds stay when they go on vacation?

Someplace cheep. 😂

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Sunshine Chic Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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08/09/2024

😄 What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree! 😂🌴🌴🌴

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Evening Blush Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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08/08/2024

😄 What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?

I Scream. 😂

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Simply Pink Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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08/07/2024

😄 Why didn’t the sun go to college?

Because it has a million degrees. 😂

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Sunny Siesta Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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08/06/2024

🍉"August is like the Sunday of summer." – Unknown 🍉

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Jumping For Joy Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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08/05/2024

😄What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool?

A watermelon. 😂

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: AnythingFor You Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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08/04/2024

😄 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. 😆

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Dazzling Day Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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08/03/2024

😄 Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road. 😆

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Pink Potpourri Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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08/02/2024

😄 What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved. 😆

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Sweet as Sugar Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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08/01/2024

😄 What do you get when you combine August and math?

Sum-mer! 😆

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Exotic Grace Arrangement 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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07/31/2024

😄 What do you get if you cross a dog with a daisy?

A collie-flower! 😆

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Summer Nights Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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07/30/2024

😄What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?

A hot dog. 😆

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Lovely Lavender Present Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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07/29/2024

😄 What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool?

A watermelon! 😂

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Pink Pink Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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07/28/2024

😄 Why did the math book look sad during summer vacation?

It had too many problems. 😂

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Fancy Flowers Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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07/27/2024

😄 Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because it couldn’t find a date! 😂

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Fairest of All Basket Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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07/26/2024

😄What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks! 😂

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Love's Journey Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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07/25/2024

😄 Why did the sun go to school?

To get a little brighter! 😂

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals:Retro Road Tripper Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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07/24/2024

😄 What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish. 😂

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Blue Beauty Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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07/23/2024

😄 Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they’re shellfish! 😂

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Modern Chic Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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07/22/2024

😄 Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing! 😂

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Pretty Pop Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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07/21/2024

🍉 What’s the best day to go to the beach?
😆 Sun-day!

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Glamour and Glitter Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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07/20/2024

🍉 What do you get when you cross a watermelon and a potato?
😆 A sweet-tater!

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Blooming Modern Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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07/19/2024

🍉 Why do bananas use sunscreen in the summer?
😆 Because they peel!

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Precious Jewel Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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07/18/2024

🍉 What do you call a snowman in July?
😆 A puddle.

🩷Arnold's Florist of Homer 🩷
🍉Celebrating Summer Since 1893 🍉
🩷Featured Fresh Florals: Ford Vintage Truck Bouquet 🩷
🍉Call: 1(607)749-2631🍉
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