05/31/2023
These are the messages that are more my speed to someone special. Feel free to use, copy, edit as you like. :)
"I know flowers are a traditional romantic gesture, but let's be honest, I'm just trying to buy myself some extra cuddles. Enjoy the flowers and prepare for a cuddle ambush!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, here are some flowers to make up for that time I accidentally finished the last slice of pizza. Love you, even when you steal my food!"
"I bought you these flowers to remind you how lucky you are to have such an amazing, charming, and hilarious partner like me. You're welcome!"
"Just like these flowers, our love blossoms and grows every day. Also, just like these flowers, please remember to water me occasionally. I'm delicate."
"I couldn't resist getting you flowers because, well, let's face it, I'm just trying to butter you up for that weekend getaway I have in mind. Pack your bags!"
"I hope these flowers brighten your day as much as you brighten mine. And by the way, they're also a subtle reminder to clean up your side of the closet. Love you, messy but adorable!"
"Here's a bouquet of flowers to remind you that I still find you as beautiful as the day we met, even though you occasionally snort when you laugh. You're my snorting beauty!"
"These flowers are just a small token of my affection. But let's be real, they won't make up for the fact that I finished the last cookie. Sorry, not sorry."
"Sending you flowers because, let's be honest, I need some brownie points for all the times I forgot to put the toilet seat down. Consider us even for now!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I got you flowers because I couldn't find any bacon-shaped bouquets. Love you more than bacon, almost."