Simple Pleasures Adult Specialties

05/02/2024

04/18/2024

Im a sucker for scientific facts. Here's one i think you'll also enjoy!

Buckle up for a fact as startling as a bolt from the blue: a woman’s crescendo of pleasure, the or**sm, is not a spontaneous burst but a scientifically timed phenomenon. It’s true! It usually takes about 10 to 20 minutes of dedicated, rhythmic stimulation for a woman to reach the zenith of pleasure. Within this window, a complex ballet of hormones such as dopamine and oxytocin pirouette through the brain, heightening sensations and forging emotional connections.

This isn’t just titillating trivia; it’s a testament to the intricate interplay between body and mind. Each surge towards ecstasy is a finely tuned blend of science and sensuality, making each moment as unique as the individual experiencing it.

04/18/2024

Did you know?

Some 80% of women have never had a G-**ot or**sm. This is - in part - because our G-**ot (actually called the Gräfenberg Spot), as well as men's P-Spot, is located right next to the bladder. When it swells with arousal, it outs pressure on the bladder, giving you the feeling if having to p*e. If you're able to push through this, you'll obtain that "elusive" O!

Also - of that 80%, most women need cl****al stimulation to achieve that.

90% of women who have a G-**ot or**sm do NOT sq**rt.

03/14/2024

When you're shopping, which do you find easier / more appealing? The 1st row or the 2nd? In other words, a separate "listing" for each variation and size or variations grouped together in size?

02/29/2024

I am so so SO excited to announce this just coming in! For those who have tried and know the miracle of the Muscle & Joint Pain Relief (750 mg) that Simple Pleasures Adult Specialties has offered forever, but maybe it doesn't "quite" take away ALL the pain, this is that x 100! (Literally - it's 100% more 😆)

Here is the Advanced Pain Relief roll-on and is REALLY helpful for those with arthritis pain. THIS. IS. INCREDIBLE. Message me - you do NOT have to continue to suffer 💖

02/14/2024

OMG OMG OMG! SOOOO excited!! All you Coochy Lovers - you're going to love this, too! Starting tomorrow, accepting pre-orders! *Actual release date TBA. Once it is available, you will get a text & email notification!*

02/14/2024

Woot! All price reductions have been completed! Prices are reduced from $1 for your party and pampering type items up to $35 for your vibes and more, and even up to $140 off for your machines! Every category got marked down! Over $700 in all! I temporarily placed all of it in On Sale so you can see. (Coochy lovers - ALL Coochy items got marked down!!!) Customer favorites like Double Joy, Arthur, Flower Power (aka the Rose), and more! Prices updated and new catalogs have been uploaded to the site. Check it out! SimplePleasuresParties!

02/12/2024

Here i thought I had the catalogs done. THEN I got amazing new prices! Lowered LOADS of products prices totalling $100s!! Will upload later today!

02/11/2024

Wowzers! Just finished adding almost 200 new products and variations, PLUS bringing down the prices on 100s of items! Check it out!

Our Business is Your Pleasure!

02/07/2024

Two of my favorite new product (collections) this year don't even vibrate! Check out all the new adult coloring books and Offensive Crayon packs! (By the way, the Red, White, and F*ck You pack is ESSENTIAL this year!!) Check them all out in New Arrivals at SimplePleasuresParties .com! (And remember, folks - these are called OFFENSIVE crayons. Pull your panties out of your butt 😆)

02/06/2024

Regular Party Catalog and the Red Room are DONE! Website's pricing has been updated (no, really - promise it's a good thing - check out the page On Sale!). Still working on the Party Supplies Catalog, but the pricing has been updated (aka come down!) and new products for all will be added shortly!

02/05/2024

Red Room Catalog is up on the site!!

11/27/2023

30% off storewide! INCLUDING Sale prices!! Use code CYBER2023 at SimplePleasuresParties.com!

09/05/2023

Woot! Finished the FAIR SURPLUS SALE page on the site! Loads of stuff on sale, from Coochy to G***s rings, Earthly Body to fun and games products! Check it out! Limited quantities available at the sale prices!

Our Business is Your Pleasure!